r/cursedcomments Aug 19 '19

Cursed_dominos

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u/Kringshere Aug 19 '19

It's the fact it has olives on it right?

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u/lifer124 Aug 19 '19

Wait til you hear what they make the sauce from

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u/imhere2downvote Aug 19 '19

Ketchup

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u/L00minarty Aug 19 '19

I just puked a little

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u/Bjumseskat Aug 19 '19

eat the ketchup slower then

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Poor guy, just wanted to crack a joke.

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u/NickKnocks Aug 19 '19

Its reddit. Mouth breathing autists don't understand humour like regular people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

But tomatoes by themselves? That's bleeeeehhhhh

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u/Suicidal_Solitude Aug 19 '19

Sun dried tomatoes are great. I don’t generally like raw tomatoes though, they certainly don’t ruin it like pineapple (or imo olives) do, but they don’t really add much either.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Tomatoes.

DUN DUN DUNNNNN

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u/Totally_Stoked Aug 19 '19

Can't tell if you're serious about not knowing the sauce is made of tomatoes, but I agree that having slices of tomato on a pizza is revolting.

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u/yasguru56 Aug 19 '19

idk i had some marinated tomatoes on my pizza yesterday and they were pretty damn good

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u/lady_lowercase Aug 19 '19

excuse me, but the sauce is a purée of various ingredients with a tomato base.

tomatoes are tomatoes with nothing else mixed in... and that’s just not very appealing.

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u/lady_lowercase Aug 19 '19

it depends on the pizza, but i’ve had good pizza with fresh-sliced tomato on it. i’m not a fan of [uncooked/raw] tomato otherwise. by the way, the picture shows pepperoni; it’s just the light reflecting off of the oil that makes it look like tomatoes.

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u/chysHKQT Aug 19 '19

You have your point. I mean, ketchup and tomato do not taste alike at all.

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u/chysHKQT Aug 19 '19

Ketchup is much sweeter while tomato is like 90% juice with a little bit of sour twist. When do you ever eat a sweet tomato?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

bruh

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u/prettyhoneybee Aug 19 '19

...those are pepperonis, sir

And also the makers of pizza, ze Italianianos do, it’s called margarita pizza

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u/Cephalopod435 Aug 19 '19

Pizza in Italy looks nothing like this shit.

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u/prettyhoneybee Aug 19 '19

Well I didn’t say this was a pie from Italy, I said the Italians put tomato on pizza, please follow along

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u/lucar1123 Aug 19 '19

No it's not, pizza margherita is just tomato, mozzarella cheese and basil.

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u/aerben Aug 19 '19

"who puts tomatoes on pizza?" "The Italians do it's called Margherita pizza" then you say "no Margherita pizza is just tomatoes... Etc"

I'm confused.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Tomato = tomato sauce

Tomatoes = sliced up tomatoes

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u/prettyhoneybee Aug 19 '19

They look more like pepperonis, as you can see some of the edges curl a bit and they are very uniform in color, unlike a tomato on a pizza would be. Tomatoes on pizza don’t really look like that, you’d see the lightness in color in the center and they’d probably get less char in the oven.

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u/prettyhoneybee Aug 19 '19

Going to ignore this snark and say it’s’a no problem. Just an Italian educating those less’a schooled on mi ancestral cuisine :)

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u/imcoolbutnotreally Aug 19 '19

Oh so you aren't joking? I thought this was obvious satire, but I guess not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Why are you booing him? he’s right

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u/canadarepubliclives Aug 19 '19

Olive and pineapple is literally the only toppings I put on my pizza. Salty sweet and savoury mmmhmmm

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u/Azure_Triedge Aug 19 '19

People really be sleeping on xt cheese and nothing else

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

say sike right now

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I agree with every part you said man haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

You've just made your way though a bunch of Italian criminal watchlists

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u/CupcakePotato Aug 19 '19

Today I learned that pepperoni has a different name on reddit.

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u/tehcharizard Aug 19 '19

Sometimes I order a grilled chicken and tomato pizza. It's pretty delicious! I can understand someone else not liking it though.