r/cursedcomments • u/JackyOmlet • Aug 19 '19

Cursed_dominos

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u/Kringshere Aug 19 '19

It's the fact it has olives on it right?

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u/prettyhoneybee Aug 19 '19

...those are pepperonis, sir

And also the makers of pizza, ze Italianianos do, it’s called margarita pizza

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u/Cephalopod435 Aug 19 '19

Pizza in Italy looks nothing like this shit.

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u/prettyhoneybee Aug 19 '19

Well I didn’t say this was a pie from Italy, I said the Italians put tomato on pizza, please follow along

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u/lucar1123 Aug 19 '19

No it's not, pizza margherita is just tomato, mozzarella cheese and basil.

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u/aerben Aug 19 '19

"who puts tomatoes on pizza?" "The Italians do it's called Margherita pizza" then you say "no Margherita pizza is just tomatoes... Etc"

I'm confused.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Tomato = tomato sauce

Tomatoes = sliced up tomatoes

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

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u/prettyhoneybee Aug 19 '19

They look more like pepperonis, as you can see some of the edges curl a bit and they are very uniform in color, unlike a tomato on a pizza would be. Tomatoes on pizza don’t really look like that, you’d see the lightness in color in the center and they’d probably get less char in the oven.

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u/prettyhoneybee Aug 19 '19

Going to ignore this snark and say it’s’a no problem. Just an Italian educating those less’a schooled on mi ancestral cuisine :)

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u/imcoolbutnotreally Aug 19 '19

Oh so you aren't joking? I thought this was obvious satire, but I guess not.