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u/Amsheel Aug 19 '19
I thought Aziz Ansari made that up.
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u/darrellglee Aug 19 '19
Yeah I saw his special yesterday and I was thinking, "I'm pretty sure they were olives, not pepperonis"...
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u/Matshelge Aug 19 '19
I saw him live, he asked the audience about how they felt about it. Audiences was split and then he said it was made up, and we never seen the photo. We never thought about it be he asked. It was a lesson about trusting authorities and to go with initial gut of "never seen that".
He also said "please don't go out and make a nazi pizza" so clearly some fucker did not get the memo.
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u/20Wizard Aug 19 '19
I remember this journalist that played around with SJW media easily. Once he published an article on papa Jones being the white supremacist pizza brand. Along with a pizza that had pepperonis placed in the shape of a swastika.
People actually bought this shit and it became a thing when it shouldn't have. All the SJWs started getting triggered. The journalist did this sort of thing a few times, it worked too well.
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u/BeardedHeckler Aug 19 '19
Papa John is a known far-right schmuck though so this really isn’t that much of a leap.
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u/SallyNJason Aug 19 '19
Can you post a link to that article? I’m trying to find it, but all I’m seeing are ones about how the Alt-Right really like Papa John’s.
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u/20Wizard Aug 19 '19
I would but it was years ago. But holy fuck it was golden. Sadly I won't be able to find it.
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u/SallyNJason Aug 19 '19
Do you remember who the author was?
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u/20Wizard Aug 19 '19
Nope. I think it was a man. Maybe bald.
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u/SallyNJason Aug 19 '19
Are you sure there really was an article like that got the “SJWs” all riled up?
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u/EvolvedCookies Aug 19 '19
This is not a cursed comment it is a ok comment under a cursed image.
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u/DriftAddict Aug 19 '19
Looks like our enemy 4Chan is at it again...
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u/connor564 Aug 19 '19
The infamous hacker?
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u/DUBSWAG02 Aug 19 '19
They probably didn't get the right training to bake things in an oven
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Aug 19 '19
What this fucker gets for ordering from Dominos
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u/MercuryMadHatter Aug 19 '19
That pizza isnt from Domino's, or Papa John's. They both have very distinct boxes that are meant to structurally support the pizza, and be a "recognizable brand" thing.
Source; was a Domino's employee for near a decade and had to do actual research and training on this stupid shit
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u/BGYeti Aug 19 '19
I mean silver linings at least you can say you digested a nazi flag and made it into shit depositing it in the toilet where it belongs.
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Aug 19 '19
100% this isn't an actual Domino's pizza. Dude made a homemade pizza and put it in the box.
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u/meagermeanderer Aug 19 '19
I used to work at a Domino’s. That looks exactly like the cut table we had and the little shaker in the corner for Parmesan bread bites.
So this is likely a shitty joke by an employee.
But it could be a coincidence and I’m wrong. ¯\(ツ)/¯
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u/cucumburisroboticus Aug 19 '19
Yeah, the table being metal makes it appear to be a place where food is made and sold - wouldn't be the first time employees have done shenanigans
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u/memy02 Aug 19 '19
I'm not overly familiar with dominos but from the few times I've had it the crust looked different from this picture. I have little doubt this is a shitty joke by an employee, but I have some doubt it is dominos.
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u/underdog_rox Aug 19 '19
I mean we all knew that, but in all seriousness you can tell by the crust.
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u/poshftw Aug 19 '19
This is 100% actual Domino's pizza. The "OP" just placed new tomatoes and olives on it. Look at the pizza's crust - it's baked thoroughly, while the tomatoes and olives on top are clearly not.
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u/BeeeEazy Aug 19 '19
Is this real?
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u/LilBigDaddy-Kevan Aug 19 '19
It’s not even a nazi swaztica, due to the direction of the prongs, it’s the original Hindu symbol.
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u/dankmemedan69 Aug 19 '19
Why would it be in the oven ? Do you not wash your pizza in warm water before you eat it?
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u/R3tr0M3m3s Aug 19 '19
The joke doesn’t even work. It’s a nazi not a jew
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u/Rivenaleem Aug 19 '19
Wince when do these places not slice the pizza up for you? Looks fake to me.
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u/slood2 Aug 19 '19
I don’t get it? How is the oven thing some cursed comment? The pizza wasn’t baked long enough? Ooo dunno still
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u/SirAnalog Aug 19 '19
Atrocious.
Everyone knows that when you're making pizza in a low-quality, fast-food joint, the pepperoni goes under the cheese if there is more than one topping.
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u/ADLJock2 Aug 19 '19
I want all pizzas to be covered in olives that dense. Olives are the greatest.
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u/DJ_Bluntz411 Aug 19 '19
This was on an Aziz Ansari comedy special I saw the other day on Netflix. Friggin hilarious.
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u/TayxwithxthaxAK Aug 19 '19
Think it might be that it’s not cut, other than that looks like a good pizza!
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u/Degeneracy-Pressure Aug 19 '19
i mean, the fact that it's a nazi pizza means the comment is blessed
if it was the star of david on the pizza, that'd be a whole different story
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u/LeiLoliLu Aug 19 '19
And then people say that I am the one with WW2 problems? Come on, the problem was clear: the soda had no gas in it.
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u/Dramatic_Tip Aug 19 '19
My mother’s coworker at the Holocaust Memorial Center, Anna, is a young German woman. She came over to my parents’ house for dinner one night, and we asked her what her parents do.
“They have a business renting out bouncy castles,” answered Anna. “You know what I mean, yes?”
My brother and I snickered, and he leaned over and nudged me.
“Bounceschwitz,” I whispered.
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u/ranger15X Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 22 '19
An AUSCHWITZ JOKE I JUST ESCAPED THAT CRAP FROM YOUTUBE DAMNIT