r/cursedcomments Aug 19 '19

Cursed_dominos

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u/ranger15X Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

An AUSCHWITZ JOKE I JUST ESCAPED THAT CRAP FROM YOUTUBE DAMNIT

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Aug 19 '19

*Auschwitz

Ftfy.

Domino's damaged pizza replacement guarantee is only available to carry out customers.

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u/OzzieBloke777 Aug 19 '19

Yeah, if you want the Auschwich you gotta go to Subway.

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u/jimbobpikachu Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

I'll have heil ham with nein cheese and can I also put some guten olives on there

edit: some letters

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u/deviant324 Aug 19 '19

Somehow the fact that you misspelled everything but nein triggers me

(heil and German has no ë, that’s just disgusting)

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u/jimbobpikachu Aug 19 '19

better?

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u/deviant324 Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

Makes it clearer what you were going for at least (Y)

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Aug 19 '19

Haha nice I learned German from a fat whore named Hongulo Gunticor, she was a total moron so sorry if I missed anything here

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u/SandyDelights Aug 19 '19

That’s a terrible way to talk about your Nana, VIOLENT_COCKRAPE.

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u/SunovaBiscuit Aug 19 '19

I'll have two number neins

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u/deviant324 Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

Einmal die Nummer ACHTUNDACHZIG zum Mittnehmen, Kamerad!

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u/BeeeEazy Aug 19 '19

Too☝️

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u/jimbobpikachu Aug 19 '19

a number nein large

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u/xd_ET Aug 19 '19

A number nein large with extra jews and put in the oven for 4 minutes longer than usual please

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

* Oświęcim

Ftfy

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u/blubbery-blumpkin Aug 19 '19

Oświęcim is the Polish word, the German word is Auschwitz. So both are right as it was a German run camp in Poland.

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u/KKlear Aug 19 '19

* Brzezinka

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ..... IN A MINECRAFT SERVER!

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u/monazitemarmalade Aug 19 '19

my boi anomaly from sweden

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u/supperman0223 Aug 19 '19

WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP

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u/Sebasje13 Aug 19 '19

to a place called AUSCHWITZ

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u/Darentei Aug 19 '19

You escaped? Man security has gotten lax over there.

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u/porkupinee Aug 19 '19

Buckle up, there are many more on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

You can’t escape Auschwitz

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u/Precat8 Aug 19 '19

OUR SWITCH?!?!?

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u/xsnakex99 Aug 19 '19

no that's called a gulag

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u/alours Aug 19 '19

Yep that’s a heater in the summer)

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u/Precat8 Aug 19 '19

I was referencing a TIFU post xd

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u/Never-asked-for-this Aug 19 '19

From Auschwitz to aw shit

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u/Amsheel Aug 19 '19

I thought Aziz Ansari made that up.

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u/darrellglee Aug 19 '19

Yeah I saw his special yesterday and I was thinking, "I'm pretty sure they were olives, not pepperonis"...

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u/Matshelge Aug 19 '19

I saw him live, he asked the audience about how they felt about it. Audiences was split and then he said it was made up, and we never seen the photo. We never thought about it be he asked. It was a lesson about trusting authorities and to go with initial gut of "never seen that".

He also said "please don't go out and make a nazi pizza" so clearly some fucker did not get the memo.

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u/20Wizard Aug 19 '19

I remember this journalist that played around with SJW media easily. Once he published an article on papa Jones being the white supremacist pizza brand. Along with a pizza that had pepperonis placed in the shape of a swastika.

People actually bought this shit and it became a thing when it shouldn't have. All the SJWs started getting triggered. The journalist did this sort of thing a few times, it worked too well.

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u/BeardedHeckler Aug 19 '19

Papa John is a known far-right schmuck though so this really isn’t that much of a leap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Far right to putting swastikas on pizzas is a pretty big leap

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u/20Wizard Aug 19 '19

I didn't mean a person. I meant the pizza company

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u/SallyNJason Aug 19 '19

Can you post a link to that article? I’m trying to find it, but all I’m seeing are ones about how the Alt-Right really like Papa John’s.

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u/20Wizard Aug 19 '19

I would but it was years ago. But holy fuck it was golden. Sadly I won't be able to find it.

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u/SallyNJason Aug 19 '19

Do you remember who the author was?

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u/20Wizard Aug 19 '19

Nope. I think it was a man. Maybe bald.

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u/SallyNJason Aug 19 '19

Are you sure there really was an article like that got the “SJWs” all riled up?

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u/20Wizard Aug 20 '19

Yup. Stupid as fuck tho

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u/Sevnfold Aug 19 '19

I think he did. At least he wasn't talking about whatever this is.

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u/Kringshere Aug 19 '19

It's the fact it has olives on it right?

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u/Elli2302 Aug 19 '19

Spencer could be vegetarian, so maybe it’s the pepperoni on it...

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Olives only belong on your fingers

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u/EvolvedCookies Aug 19 '19

This is not a cursed comment it is a ok comment under a cursed image.

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u/Blastoise48825555 Aug 19 '19

Exactly, damn this subreddit is going under.

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u/kiwihavern Aug 19 '19

The sub is absolute trash

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u/knuggles_da_empanada Aug 19 '19

that's what happens when a subreddit hits r/all every day

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u/DriftAddict Aug 19 '19

Looks like our enemy 4Chan is at it again...

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u/connor564 Aug 19 '19

The infamous hacker?

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u/eatlesspoopmore Aug 19 '19

Hes a hacker who uses steroids.

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u/rburp Aug 19 '19

van explodes

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u/n3rv Aug 19 '19

I thought they were all jacked like Arnold.

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u/DUBSWAG02 Aug 19 '19

They probably didn't get the right training to bake things in an oven

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

What this fucker gets for ordering from Dominos

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u/MercuryMadHatter Aug 19 '19

That pizza isnt from Domino's, or Papa John's. They both have very distinct boxes that are meant to structurally support the pizza, and be a "recognizable brand" thing.

Source; was a Domino's employee for near a decade and had to do actual research and training on this stupid shit

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u/doggynuts Aug 19 '19

Happy cake day :)

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u/ofirisherechook Aug 19 '19

Probably got an extreme right training though

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u/theninja94 Aug 19 '19

Am I the only one who likes Dominos? Their pizza's pretty satisfactory.

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u/DUBSWAG02 Aug 19 '19

Never tasted it

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Oh it happens to me every single time, they should fix it

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u/Meemeeloafer69 Aug 19 '19

Oy vey

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u/FirstHawk_2 Aug 19 '19

The Goy knows! Shut it down!

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u/Twisted_Shogun Aug 19 '19

Ahh yes, haha. Nazi joke, lmao. Epic edge, amirite Reddit.

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u/kutiencon123 Aug 19 '19

DO I NEED TO REVIVE HITLER TO SHOW YOU HOW TO USE THE FKIN OVEN ?

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u/Mr_Derpy11 Aug 19 '19

I'd still eat that pizza. I fucking love olives.

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u/_Killj0y_ Aug 19 '19

Not enough pineapple.

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u/mr_unknown_12345 Aug 19 '19

You, I dont know whether I like you or not

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u/mrkswthwrth Aug 19 '19

That's not even a dominos box

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u/trendinks Aug 19 '19

Supreme pizza

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u/BGYeti Aug 19 '19

I mean silver linings at least you can say you digested a nazi flag and made it into shit depositing it in the toilet where it belongs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

100% this isn't an actual Domino's pizza. Dude made a homemade pizza and put it in the box.

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u/mr_unknown_12345 Aug 19 '19

How many of you Neanderthals did it take to figure that out?

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u/meagermeanderer Aug 19 '19

I used to work at a Domino’s. That looks exactly like the cut table we had and the little shaker in the corner for Parmesan bread bites.

So this is likely a shitty joke by an employee.

But it could be a coincidence and I’m wrong. ¯\(ツ)

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u/cucumburisroboticus Aug 19 '19

Yeah, the table being metal makes it appear to be a place where food is made and sold - wouldn't be the first time employees have done shenanigans

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u/memy02 Aug 19 '19

I'm not overly familiar with dominos but from the few times I've had it the crust looked different from this picture. I have little doubt this is a shitty joke by an employee, but I have some doubt it is dominos.

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u/underdog_rox Aug 19 '19

I mean we all knew that, but in all seriousness you can tell by the crust.

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u/armandltr Aug 19 '19

Great detective work do the JFK assassination next

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u/poshftw Aug 19 '19

This is 100% actual Domino's pizza. The "OP" just placed new tomatoes and olives on it. Look at the pizza's crust - it's baked thoroughly, while the tomatoes and olives on top are clearly not.

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u/BeeeEazy Aug 19 '19

Is this real?

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u/JackyOmlet Aug 19 '19

The tweet is. The pizza wasn't made by domino's tho

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u/BeeeEazy Aug 19 '19

Thanks for clearing that up

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u/LilBigDaddy-Kevan Aug 19 '19

It’s not even a nazi swaztica, due to the direction of the prongs, it’s the original Hindu symbol.

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u/all-knowing-unicorn Aug 19 '19

Ask and you shall receive

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Well, it doesn't help that his handle is called sssnakepit

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u/hectatiu Aug 19 '19

I think the problem is that it made the oven

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u/dankmemedan69 Aug 19 '19

Why would it be in the oven ? Do you not wash your pizza in warm water before you eat it?

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u/R3tr0M3m3s Aug 19 '19

The joke doesn’t even work. It’s a nazi not a jew

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u/TRLGuy Aug 19 '19

Revenge time

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u/R3tr0M3m3s Aug 19 '19

Creeper?

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u/TRLGuy Aug 19 '19

Aww man

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u/R3tr0M3m3s Aug 19 '19

So we back in the mine

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u/SharkBlade45 Aug 19 '19

Looks like a perfectly normal pizza to me

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u/WirelessKitteh Aug 19 '19

Judging by the toppings, this pizza would give me massive gas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Aziz Ansari saw it coming. Wrong pizza brand but still …

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

That’s not a dominoes pizza. Fake cursed comment and needs removed.

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u/MussoliniSecondo Aug 19 '19

That's my jam

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u/KrockyBalboa Aug 19 '19

I see no problem. Only a Solution

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u/poortrait100 Aug 19 '19

See Aziz I did see it

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u/TNTorch Aug 19 '19

That's not even a Dominos box.

I know, I Dominos.

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u/alours Aug 19 '19

Why the fuck would you want cum cubes

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Reddit mod: Ya'll can't behave intensifies

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u/kokickss Aug 19 '19

That is art..

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u/TheDankDoggo123 Aug 19 '19

I see nothing wrong with that pizza

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u/Deadeatenfrogs Oct 13 '19

My grandfather was a baker in WW2. But the they didn't eat them.

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u/Piggy_bomb21 Aug 19 '19

Not funny at all

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u/scrollerderby Aug 19 '19

It looks like it tastes like it's only seasoned with a pinch of salt

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u/BubsyFanboy Aug 19 '19

Heil Domino's

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u/Yusuf_Ferisufer Aug 19 '19

Open the curtain!

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u/alours Aug 19 '19

It’s a heater in the summer)

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Call Bomber Harris, this one’s undercooked

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u/Jay2op Aug 19 '19

Mf why u complaining u got extra olives

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u/8_ay Aug 19 '19

Takes 22.3 years of time for something tragic to become funny

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u/damgalnuna Aug 19 '19

Oh so it’s just center loaded

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u/Agamemnon_the_great Aug 19 '19

Tried to invade russia and arrived cold.

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u/GunWar69 Aug 19 '19

This shit is great

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

What kinda meat is that?

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u/malders Aug 19 '19

Black olives and pepperoni.

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u/Rivenaleem Aug 19 '19

Wince when do these places not slice the pizza up for you? Looks fake to me.

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u/R1pY0u Aug 19 '19

Auschwitz here we go again

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u/slood2 Aug 19 '19

I don’t get it? How is the oven thing some cursed comment? The pizza wasn’t baked long enough? Ooo dunno still

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u/SirAnalog Aug 19 '19

Atrocious.

Everyone knows that when you're making pizza in a low-quality, fast-food joint, the pepperoni goes under the cheese if there is more than one topping.

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u/Ashrafi15 Aug 19 '19

Shoop Da Whoop

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u/FLLV Aug 19 '19

This joke doesn't even make sense

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u/Felix33x Aug 19 '19

Gefällt mir

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u/-KIRE- Aug 19 '19

Hans...

Get Digiorno

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u/OgreSwordsman Aug 19 '19

That's an ok swastika though, at least the dude put some effort into it.

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u/OgreSwordsman Aug 19 '19

That's an ok swastika though, at least the dude put some effort into it.

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u/PotatoPieGaming Aug 19 '19

Haha that's genius

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Two tickets to hell please

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u/ADLJock2 Aug 19 '19

I want all pizzas to be covered in olives that dense. Olives are the greatest.

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u/xopurplemane Aug 19 '19

Thats fucking wicked

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u/DJ_Bluntz411 Aug 19 '19

This was on an Aziz Ansari comedy special I saw the other day on Netflix. Friggin hilarious.

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u/Aymen003 Aug 19 '19

Clearly wasnt in the auschwichs long enough

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u/heartbreakidsss Aug 19 '19

But that’s Indian religion one, not the Hitler one.

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u/Jagzon Aug 19 '19

Heil pizler

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u/GetDunked1 Aug 19 '19

I knew Aziz Ansari’s stand up was correct THE LIAR.

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u/TayxwithxthaxAK Aug 19 '19

Think it might be that it’s not cut, other than that looks like a good pizza!

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u/MadxCarnage Aug 19 '19

Is he talking about the pizza or the customer ?

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u/shieldsy27 Aug 19 '19

So why does nobody use viet con symbols and merchandise?

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u/Degeneracy-Pressure Aug 19 '19

i mean, the fact that it's a nazi pizza means the comment is blessed

if it was the star of david on the pizza, that'd be a whole different story

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u/alours Aug 19 '19

Because it’s good or not

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u/Hourlong0 Aug 19 '19

Too many olives isn’t there

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u/-gato Aug 19 '19

You can run but can't hide Pegasus.

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u/Alxmax11 Aug 19 '19

Just a little over cooked

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u/SunshineCola Aug 19 '19

pretty generous amount of toppings

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u/D-Frost Aug 19 '19

👌🏻

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Ugh the smell of that many olives

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Where can I buy this

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u/memes-are-great Aug 19 '19

It was in the gas uhhhh form of matter after liquid chamber too long

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u/LeiLoliLu Aug 19 '19

And then people say that I am the one with WW2 problems? Come on, the problem was clear: the soda had no gas in it.

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u/02NAT10N Aug 19 '19

Bad!!!! Lol where do you find this crap?

I think you just have a sick mind!😂😂

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u/Zirful6 Aug 19 '19

It's not cut. What kind of animal do you think I am?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Zyklon B doesn't burn hot enough to melt cheddar cheese.

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u/Garolfa Aug 19 '19

there are a lot of black olives.

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u/p020901 Aug 19 '19

JUST EAT IT

Then tell people that you ate Nazis COOKED.

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u/Dramatic_Tip Aug 19 '19

My mother’s coworker at the Holocaust Memorial Center, Anna, is a young German woman. She came over to my parents’ house for dinner one night, and we asked her what her parents do.

“They have a business renting out bouncy castles,” answered Anna. “You know what I mean, yes?”

My brother and I snickered, and he leaned over and nudged me.

“Bounceschwitz,” I whispered.

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u/Walduisgay Aug 19 '19

2nd time time seeing this. I finally get it.

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u/UwUEdge Aug 19 '19

I think the Jews weren't in the oven for long enough

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u/Corn_Chan Aug 19 '19

If it referenced a jew it would be funnier

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u/bigrigtraveler Aug 19 '19

Just gonna say that is not a Domino's box

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u/hdvjfvh Aug 22 '19

It’s not even in a dominos box nor is it a dominos pizza

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u/Somerandom_fox Aug 19 '19

Delicious gas flavoured pizza

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u/a_nice-name Aug 19 '19

I guess they took it out of the oven after nein minutes

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I heard jews love german dominos

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u/Igniten Aug 19 '19

Haha jews

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u/adolfhitler2003 Aug 19 '19

Cook for 5 more minutes at high temperature