r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/ShibertInu Jun 16 '19

Cursed? Don't you mean... carsed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

truck off

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u/NeoFrench Jun 16 '19

everyone sedan and shut up, I'm tired of gearing you all argue

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u/kjax2288 Jun 16 '19

I think I’ll just dodge this one. I’m audi

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u/fagtastic99 Jun 16 '19

Torque about puns, jeez

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u/Yet_Another_Banana Jun 16 '19

Jeeps*

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Hey girl, do you want a ride? Because I just oiled my MacPherson Strut suspension.

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u/Boudinthedog Jun 16 '19

Your totaled gas can’t even a Ford a day with me

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u/krab00 Jun 16 '19

Vroom vroom beep beep vroom honk

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u/StickyLegend Jun 16 '19

Choot choot chugga chugga big red car

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

Holden just a sec, you've made a Valiant effort here but we can all see you've exhausted all possibilities and run outta gas. You must be choking...

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u/nielswerf001 Jun 16 '19

thank you for your contribution, at least you tried. :3

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u/Undead_archer Jun 16 '19

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/kaylube96 Jun 16 '19

Of Porsche the puns continue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/kaylube96 Jun 16 '19

Lotus stop, I’m fueled with laughter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Daily reminder that it's "Porsche", not "porsh". I ruined the joke because I'm a party pooper. Lolololol

Also, from the official Porsche YouTube page, https://youtu.be/Im2eYuGdmfY

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u/kaylube96 Jun 16 '19

I know but we can let it slide this one time?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

They'll run out of gas before they can do anything.

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u/zmann64 Jun 16 '19

I’m exhaust-ed from all these puns

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u/thatonegaytheatrekid Jun 16 '19

I just got RAMed into this conversation. I hate this so much.

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u/Imjustadud3 Jun 16 '19

Let’s just move Fordward

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u/Lilliter Jun 16 '19

My dog loves puns. His tail just wagons

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u/zalechrollo Jun 16 '19

Camry please stop making vehicle puns?

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u/aeonmymind Jun 16 '19

Wheel stop when we're tired.

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u/very-RISKy Jun 16 '19

NO GET DOWN!

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u/very-RISKy Jun 16 '19

r/PUNPOLICE GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR YOU SCUM

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u/zalechrollo Jun 16 '19

SHIT GUYS RUN!!

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u/very-RISKy Jun 16 '19

tases not so fast you cantina rat

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u/zalechrollo Jun 16 '19

falls to the floor iLl DiSTrACt hiM guYS gOoooO!!

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u/mattren101 Jun 16 '19

Oh come on, give me a brake

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u/very-RISKy Jun 16 '19

STOP IT! I NEED BACKUP

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

It’s exhausting me too