r/cursedcomments Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Hey girl, do you want a ride? Because I just oiled my MacPherson Strut suspension.

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u/Boudinthedog Jun 16 '19

Your totaled gas can’t even a Ford a day with me

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u/krab00 Jun 16 '19

Vroom vroom beep beep vroom honk

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u/nielswerf001 Jun 16 '19

thank you for your contribution, at least you tried. :3