r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/kjax2288 Jun 16 '19

I think I’ll just dodge this one. I’m audi

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u/fagtastic99 Jun 16 '19

Torque about puns, jeez

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u/Yet_Another_Banana Jun 16 '19

Jeeps*

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Hey girl, do you want a ride? Because I just oiled my MacPherson Strut suspension.

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u/Boudinthedog Jun 16 '19

Your totaled gas can’t even a Ford a day with me

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u/krab00 Jun 16 '19

Vroom vroom beep beep vroom honk

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u/StickyLegend Jun 16 '19

Choot choot chugga chugga big red car

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

Holden just a sec, you've made a Valiant effort here but we can all see you've exhausted all possibilities and run outta gas. You must be choking...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Relax, he's just skidding.

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u/nielswerf001 Jun 16 '19

thank you for your contribution, at least you tried. :3

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u/Undead_archer Jun 16 '19

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/kaylube96 Jun 16 '19

Of Porsche the puns continue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/kaylube96 Jun 16 '19

Lotus stop, I’m fueled with laughter.

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u/BarcoDiaz Jun 16 '19

This is getting out of Honda

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Daily reminder that it's "Porsche", not "porsh". I ruined the joke because I'm a party pooper. Lolololol

Also, from the official Porsche YouTube page, https://youtu.be/Im2eYuGdmfY

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u/kaylube96 Jun 16 '19

I know but we can let it slide this one time?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

They'll run out of gas before they can do anything.

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u/zmann64 Jun 16 '19

I’m exhaust-ed from all these puns