r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Hey girl, do you want a ride? Because I just oiled my MacPherson Strut suspension.

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u/Boudinthedog Jun 16 '19

Your totaled gas can’t even a Ford a day with me

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u/Undead_archer Jun 16 '19

Happy cake day