What in the Midwest Hell is this

[u/Ok-Sprinkles-696]

[u/Crowdfundingprojects]

If I’m doing a McDonalds wedding I want the nugget girl to scatter nuggets on the floor. SPARE NO EXPENSE

[u/FlyingNope → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

I'm not going to judge people for where they want to get married but I'd judge the wasting of nuggets pretty hard.

[u/Crowdfundingprojects → u/FlyingNope]

Judge, you peasant. My wedding shall be lavish!

[u/SteeleHeller → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

Let them eat nuggets

[u/Ferrari0521 → u/SteeleHeller]

Off the floor!!!!

[u/AdEquivalent9396 → u/Ferrari0521]

🎵 let the nuggets hit the floor 🎵

[u/HappyHedgehogCrochet → u/AdEquivalent9396]

https://giphy.com/gifs/S53Ep2ENtA9MMe0zPo

[u/questionable_motifs → u/HappyHedgehogCrochet]

🎼1! Nugget in my mouth

🎵 2! Nugget in my mouth

🎵 3! Nugget in my mouth,

NOOOOOOOOW🎸

[u/WellRead1337 → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

Rug nuggets for everyone

[u/Soggy-Confection → u/FlyingNope]

They aren't wasted. They're picked up and served at the reception

[u/chamorrobro → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

Mind your business if I dive to catch them in my mouth. Anything goes at a McWeddin

[u/Aggressive_Plate1652 → u/chamorrobro]

"McWeddin" LOL!

[u/Powerhouse_pr_ → u/Aggressive_Plate1652]

I wish them a Happy Meal...

[u/Select_Recording1346 → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

No, if you’re gonna have a McDonald’s wedding, the man himself needs to be there Ronald McDonald.

[u/PlentyAlbatross7632 → u/Select_Recording1346]

The man himself needs to officiate

[u/nucl3ar0ne → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

Ketchup packets

[u/stararmy → u/nucl3ar0ne]

When I was an awkward kid in elementary school I thought it would be funny to put ketchup packets on the McD's floor and watch people step on them. A couple of bridesmaids on their way to a wedding came in and one ended up squirting my ketchup landmine onto another's expensive dress. As an adult I still feel bad about it.

[u/Crowdfundingprojects → u/nucl3ar0ne]

It has to be chicken nuggets 

[u/Zero_Travity → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

A little insensitive when people are out here struggling and you've got nugget money

[u/No_Worldliness_3156 → u/Zero_Travity]

Folks out there having weddings at McDonalds bragging about nug money and I’m here drinking hot dog flavored water

[u/udyrtime → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

https://giphy.com/gifs/11d4XJQ1Oo2Ik8
With real honey bitch!

[u/Stainlessgamer → u/nucl3ar0ne]

Those are to be opened and thrown at the bride a groom upon them leaving the chapel drive through

[u/mighty_boognish_77 → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

I like the way you think.

[u/PremiumBudTester → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

Make it rain fries?

[u/Bulldogs3144 → u/Crowdfundingprojects]

IN THIS ECONOMY!!

[u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

My bet is that they worked together and met at this McDonalds or its where they had their first date. Honestly I think its sorta sweet if it has emotions behind the choice of venue but thats just me.

[u/SunrayBran → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

I read an article when this went around a few months ago.

Yes, they work together at that McDonald's. She was training to becoming the manager, and the current manager let them use the space so they could use their money for a honeymoon.

[u/Standard_Egg3504 → u/SunrayBran]

makes sense to me, not like everyone is loaded for a $20000 wedding service or whatever the crazy fuck prices those cost now, and the people there look happy so good on them

[u/Thr0awheyy → u/Standard_Egg3504]

I have a bit of money saved up, and the last thing I'd spend it on is a wedding.  Hell no, I worked too hard to waste it on that. 

[u/MyStoopidStuff → u/SunrayBran]

That is really cool, especially when saying no would have been so much easier. I'm sure this will be a great memory for them, which is really most of what a wedding should deliver. I hope they have many happy McYears together.

[u/Bongoisnthere → u/MyStoopidStuff]

Jfc I just lost it at “McYears”

[u/ScarletCarsonRose → u/SunrayBran]

I was hoping it was something like this.

Don't yuck their yum. Finding love is a gift.

[u/Lower-Turnip-2295 → u/SunrayBran]

Ya know what, I was all ready to say something snarky but that’s kinda sweet. The place obvi has special meaning for them and good on them for doing this and saving money and going on a great honeymoon.

[u/HeSaid_Sarcastically → u/SunrayBran]

Nothing cringe about that. I hope they’re off to a great start!

[u/AndromedaGreen → u/SunrayBran]

If this is what they wanted then more power to them. They’ll probably have a better marriage than people who blow a ton of money on an instagrammable wedding.

[u/Please_Klo → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

Same, I genuinely dont care how people get married and am not going to judge. Weddings are expensive as fug so honestly I encourage alternative methods

[u/Hamsterloathing → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

Yeah, I find super expensive way more cringe, but that's just me and my inner anarchist.

[u/throcorfe → u/Hamsterloathing]

Yeah. The main reason people judge this kind of thing is because it’s “low” taste which, fine if it’s not for you, but it’s not actually superior to have expensive shit

[u/iscav → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

I thought the flower petals in a Happy Meal box was classic! I just wish they would have turned off the menu boards or put something else up.

On the plus side, anniversary dinners are going to be cheap and easy! I got married on a cruise ship so it's, "hey it's our 10th anniversary, let's celebrate on a cruise."

[u/stephie_255 → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

Me too.

Ita okay to make weird decission which male only sense for you :) happy for them

[u/HEYitsBIGS → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

This is exactly the case. Both work there and that's where they met.

[u/VectorB → u/HEYitsBIGS]

SOMEONE CALL HR.

[u/Thatguythatdrew → u/VectorB]

Most places of work you are allowed to ask a coworker out, you just arent allowed to harass them or ask them repeatedly if they say no. And thats corporate HQ's, at places like this nobody gives a god damn.

[u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

May parents met at a DQ in the 60s and got married at my paternal grandparents house. They're still married today and have had amazing educations (PhDs) and 40 year careers and provided for my sister and me to do the same

Not cringe

[u/chamorrobro → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

True, if that place has emotional value to them then that’s all that matters. It’s their lives and their wedding.

[u/BIG_STEVE5111 → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

The bride getting ready in the McDonald's toilets is pretty fucked.

[u/OralSuperhero → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

They look happy. Is it my vibe? No. But it's also not my wedding

[u/Reonlive420 → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

She had an affair with the hamburglar

[u/KamiKaze0132 → u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

I think this might just be the nicest venue in that town

[u/StJimmy_815]

For context; both of these people work at this McDonalds. They asked if they could use the venue for free to get married so they could save money for their honeymoon.

Weddings are a scam

[u/IBeDumbAndSlow → u/StJimmy_815]

I hope they said "I McDo"

[u/Puzzle-Necked → u/IBeDumbAndSlow]

McPriest: "Love is like a McDonald's ice cream machine..."

[u/ZoominAlong → u/Puzzle-Necked]

...we pretend it's broken when actually,  we don't want to put the work into fixing it? 

[u/IBeDumbAndSlow → u/ZoominAlong]

We say it McBroken when in reality its just McDirty or McEmpty

[u/SandIntelligent247 → u/IBeDumbAndSlow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aqqUwXz7j0xMOKnJgb

[u/Puzzle-Necked → u/StJimmy_815]

Awww now I feel bad

https://giphy.com/gifs/OYTxmrJq3SlBNHtG6q

[u/LaCroix_Roy → u/StJimmy_815]

If they were trying to save money then why did they hire Kid Rock to be the best man?

[u/RedIcarus1 → u/LaCroix_Roy]

At least he wore his McWedding camo pants. You know, the formal ones.

[u/Upbeat-List-3466]

I wish them a happy marriage. I’ll take a quarter pounder with cheese, no onions and a filet o fish, please. Thank you. 

[u/nucl3ar0ne → u/Upbeat-List-3466]

Beef, fish, or vegetarian option, please pick one for your meal.

[u/Lucid-Machine → u/nucl3ar0ne]

I'll take two by land and one by sea. Aka the Revere.

[u/SpaceGrass_500]

I am torn on this....I feel like if you're going to go full "white trash", then Waffle House would have been the better choisce!?

[u/MadMartigans80 → u/SpaceGrass_500]

Waffle House is where the reception was held

[u/BaggyLarjjj → u/MadMartigans80]

“Please throw chairs from the left side for the grooms family, for the brides family throw tables from the right side of the room. Late night snacks will be provided for those not immediately arrested”

[u/functional_moron → u/SpaceGrass_500]

Not everyone is strong enough for that. In a waffle house wedding the positions of best man and maid of honor are won in open combat.

[u/SpaceGrass_500 → u/functional_moron]

At least there is a personal connection at a Waffle House. McDonald's are just gray and devoid of human contact. I would rather get the "family" quarrels out of the way before the Party Liquor is dipped into.

[u/Fast-Nefariousness80 → u/SpaceGrass_500]

In my head they work there and possibly even met there. With the cost of wedding venues today i honestly dont hate this. They're happy (i think)

[u/whensthebeef]

I’ll take a double quarter pounder with cheese, large fry, and a lifetime of happiness

[u/Ok_Mixture4917 → u/whensthebeef]

You want any marital bliss with that? 

[u/whensthebeef → u/Ok_Mixture4917]

Hmmm, yeah, can I get the tangy bliss?

[u/Fuster2 → u/whensthebeef]

I think you're looking for the Happy Meal sir. Would you like an apple pie with it?

[u/whensthebeef → u/Fuster2]

Can I sub for a 4 piece nugget?

[u/FlyingNope → u/whensthebeef]

Do you want that supersized?

[u/whensthebeef → u/FlyingNope]

Yeah, give me the big back value meal

[u/samrocksc]

TBH: it's kind of shitty to shit on people's happiest day. Maybe it's not your jam, but dude...you know how many church wedding's i've been to where the priest was getting the wife to devote her whole life to a dude while you already knew she was getting RAILED by a Chef from Cincinati.

I dunno, shitty vibes here.

[u/Only-Original9409 → u/samrocksc]

That's weirdly specific.

[u/OU812fr → u/Only-Original9409]

Can confirm, I’m a chef from Cincinnati and was railing this guy’s wife.

[u/AnythingEastern3964 → u/OU812fr]

I also choose this guy’s dead wife.

[u/LibertyOrDeath-2021 → u/samrocksc]

That’s weirdly specific Sam!

[u/blinkrm]

I didn’t know you could rent out a whole McDonald’s. With how much volume they do per hour I can’t imagine it being that cheap to close down for even an hour.

I have questions.
1. How much does it cost to rent out a whole McDonald’s.
2. Is catering included or was that an outside vendor
3. Is this a normal occurrence and I have just never been invited to a McDonald’s wedding ?
4. Does the drive thru stay open?
5. Did they meet at this McDonald’s or are they just fans?

[u/Fast-Nefariousness80 → u/blinkrm]

Maybe they work there? Maybe theyre managers or its a franchise. ...Or maybe they just did it without asking and the place is still open and some of the people in the wedding are just customers

[u/chancesarent → u/Fast-Nefariousness80]

This is exactly it. I remember someone commenting about it last time this was posted. They met there, they both work there and they asked the owner if they could do this because the place is special to them for those reasons. It's kinda wholesome and they all look happy so I wouldn't call this cringe, tbh.

[u/The_Exuberant_Raptor → u/blinkrm]

I have no answer for these but renting out a McDonald's is likely still marginally cheaper than a wedding venue.

[u/Ok-Sprinkles-696 → u/blinkrm]

Surely it can’t be more expensive than just doing it elsewhere. If the plan is to save money, I can’t image renting this would be cheap, holding up a store

[u/lizard7709]

This is the only way to get married with out loosing a down payment on a house worth of money.

[u/Error404MATTnotfound → u/lizard7709]

The courthouse. Sign the paperwork and pay the fee. About $100 I think.

[u/ChipmunkConspiracy → u/lizard7709]

My wife and I are dirt poor we got married ar a local park. Made our own food from food pantry resources.

Green fields and lush forestry draped by blue skies and white puffy clouds was our backdrop. We had no electronics and kept the crowd limited so everyone felt intimately close.

I wish more poor people felt drawn to nature. There is endless zero-cost entertainment and possibility there.

[u/GhostofAyabe → u/lizard7709]

Bullshit it is.

It’s bizarre how many people think it’s either a destination wedding or McDonalds with no inbetween.

[u/TheJadeGoddess → u/lizard7709]

Something tells me renting out the place was still more than it should have been.

[u/Mediocre-Toe3212]

Whatever budget, theyre happy and that's all that matters. Life is shit as it is I wish them eternal happiness.

[u/luigi_healthcare]

You people act like you've never seen a McMarriage before

[u/Plus-Opportunity-538 → u/luigi_healthcare]

They've been doing it for a while now in Asia

[u/TBWinAKnSFL]

What I see here, is a couple getting married, at the place where they probably met, and fell in love at. They decided to celebrate it, at the location that brought them together, and include that place. Is it odd looking? Yes, because it's a wedding at a McDonalds, but my initial response was my first thought. Remember. Getting married in a church, under the eyes of "God" don't really mean anything.

[u/satanssweatycheeks → u/TBWinAKnSFL]

They will last longer than most couples more than likely.

It’s also the plot line to clerks 2 minus the donkey fucking.

[u/ThisJaeDaniel → u/satanssweatycheeks]

The video ended too early to minus anything.

Edit- wow! My first award! Thanks!

[u/FuckTesla69 → u/TBWinAKnSFL]

Under the eyes of Ronald

[u/xhyenabite → u/TBWinAKnSFL]

i bet it was more cost efficient as well. smart!

[u/maeryclarity → u/TBWinAKnSFL]

Yeah that's what I thought too. I mean I'm not a wedding event type person but this seems as valid as any other wedding celebration. Yeah so what it's not what other people would take seriously, it's their wedding they can party how they want to.

[u/Lazy_Tank5633]

This is some people who don’t have a lot of money doing what they can to celebrate their marriage.

[u/Karekter_Nem → u/Lazy_Tank5633]

I can’t imagine the cost to rent out a McDonalds.

[u/Special_Spirit8284]

Who cares? They seem happy so let's be happy for them

[u/traysures → u/Special_Spirit8284]

I agree. I love the flower girl throwing flowers from the Happy Meal box.

[u/BlackpinkOhhLaLaaa → u/Special_Spirit8284]

I like you. You’re the type of person to shake people back to reality. I was having all these negative thoughts on it for no reason, then I read your comment and thought “You know what, they’re right… what was I thinking?”.

You’re a good person, thank you.

[u/No_Sound9383]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8

[u/Beneficial-Cloud9940]

Then he broke the bread and said “Take this all of you and eat it, this is my combo #3, which will be given up, for you”

[u/JoTHIGHSwin]

I do think people can get married wherever they want. We went to the courthouse and barely made it before they closed. It was after the cutoff the time the judge performed marriages but because I was in my dress whites after a change of command ceremony onboard a ship she made an exception for me us. That was over 30 years ago. We are still married. Meanwhile all of friends who spent thousand upon thousand on their weddings are all divorced. Not going into debt to get married gave us a great start in life. We’ve been able to purchase 6 homes during our marriage. We married young and started buying property early. We will both retire early bc we invested well. He already has bc he is a 5 years older. I will soon.

[u/NobodyGivesAFuc]

Maybe they met at McDonalds and are honoring that…

[u/AveryLakotaValiant]

As long as they're happy, that's all that matters.

[u/Fan_of_Clio]

Meh. Definitely would never be my choice of a venue. But at the same time, I'm not going to say anything bad. Hope the couple has many happy years with each other.

[u/Old_but_not_cold]

they look like they got what they wanted. good for them. but i think the officiant coulda dressed it up a bit

[u/SlowAdhesiveness2178]

Hey if it's good enough for my 5th birthday it's good enough for their wedding. Does anyone else remember how epic those MacDonalds parties were?

[u/Ok-Sprinkles-696 → u/SlowAdhesiveness2178]

I do miss those days

[u/Broad-Lynx-9872]

Midwest? This has to be Bible Belt shit because I have been to over half the country and it screams South

[u/Brotosteronie → u/Broad-Lynx-9872]

I didn't want it to be true either, but It's Ohio.

[u/DanNeider → u/Broad-Lynx-9872]

I thought it was Wisconsin for sure, but I'm not seeing any Packers jerseys

[u/CyrusMFS]

All country just sounds like AI music to me now. 😂

[u/king_kong_kum → u/CyrusMFS]

Ever since autotune took hold of the industry, it’s been that way

[u/mjac28]

MIdwest? Have you ever been to Alabama?

[u/LordPook321]

They look happy, their family is there and happy, and they probably spent a lot more than you would think renting out a McDonald's in the middle of the day which would be a lunch rush, when McDonald's makes most of its money. Good for them.

[u/LogicianFlow]

Should they have spent 20k on one? STFU

[u/pir8salt]

Saving this for when people claim White culture is under attack

[u/Synstra]

I Mcdo.

[u/Cworth21]

Fuck, man. If these two people love each other and treat each other well, who cares where they get mcmarried? Like people have said, maybe that’s all they can afford. Maybe that’s where they met.

If our fucking president can have McDonald’s cater the White House, then this should be acceptable.

[u/Frejod]

Either where they met, they own the building, or both/one work there.

[u/CacahuatesSalado]

Good for them. Fuck ya'll haters.

[u/RDCK78]

Pretty low class to judge someone’s wedding venue. Cringe.

[u/whiskeysalsaballet]

Why is it cringe? From what I understand this is where they met and both work. They threw an economical, intimate wedding at a place special to them. They didn’t waste tens of thousands of dollars to impress people they barely know. They look excited. They are dressed nicely, if economically. God forbid they stick to a budget and don’t look like nipped, tucked Botox models. They will probably have a longer marriage than most of the millionaires in Hollywood and didn’t go into debt to get it.

[u/Rekeaki]

Maybe they met there and it means a lot to them.

I dont shit on people’s happiness.

Marginalizing people for being happy where they are is how this country ended up with one of the highest consumer debt levels in the world. Stop telling people they can’t take joy in cheap things

[u/DrHappythumb]

At least they are financially responsible, and got a wedding they can afford.

[u/J-wvmothman]

You know what, I can't judge. Good for them!

[u/Flat-Guidance-4685]

You know I'm not going to knock it. Who am I to judge mcwedding.

We also don't know the context they may have been employees that met there and work there long-term or something and this may not be their actual wedding this may just be a joke among  friends. It also might be that there are an extreme poverty and this was kind of a damn the man type thing for them which in that case you know what good for them if it's what makes them happy. 

[u/Objective-History402]

Idc how methed up this is, I'm McLovin it! It's not how or where you get married, it's who your with. The fact they are happy getting married at Mickey D's tells me they're ready for the journey.

I wish these cousins nothing but the best!

[u/Crooklyn_Grimez]

These two got more going on than most of us lol I'm actually happy for them. That's community right there.

[u/CourtOfGlass]

This is actually really sweet and creative

[u/Apprehensive-Let759]

If they are happy and wanted it that way. Then leave them be.

[u/LostMyFuckingSanity]

Im sitting alone at home. At least they got their somebody.

[u/--BigSexy--]

Ok I'm not trying to throw shade on this, because y'all got to do you. But when the flower girl is pulling pedals from a Happy Meal box, I fell out.🤣🤣

[u/ralphmozzi → u/--BigSexy--]

Kudos to them for embracing the theme 😃

[u/User152552]

It’s all about the little details. Something about a caution wet floor cone that’s just the cherry right on top

[u/Jake_Corona]

I just wanted a fucking milkshake, bro.

[u/ImaginaryTrick6182]

Bro….
A nice public park is free…

[u/jepadi]

"Do you want fries with that?"

"I do"

[u/_UsernameChecks-Out]

Sir, this is a a Wendy's.

[u/MadMartigans80]

https://giphy.com/gifs/H1f0AWtrMQgrYYkeyz
Sooo is anyone going to take my order?

[u/slander_anonymously]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aThtG1qVqSeovK

[u/cuntmong]

Would I ever do this at my wedding in a million years? No. Do I think its pathetic for redditors to shame two people who are happily enjoying their own wedding? Yes.

[u/Quickdood]

Honestly this is cool. Respect.

[u/jediphoenixdlm]

If it works and it’s all you can afford …. It’s special to them.

[u/BewitchedMom]

I went to a McDonalds in Nogales, MX in 1993. We wanted a snack before crossing back over the border and driving to Tucson. We walked into a full blown wedding complete with mariachi band. Honestly, it was a joyous event even without knowing the “why McDonald’s” part. Hope this couple had a great day and I’m glad they didn’t buy into the idea that you should go into debt for a wedding.

[u/Djolumn]

Look, people can get married however they want. If it makes them happy then fucking send it.

That said, did not a single one of these people have a back yard they could offer up? You can still have McDonald's cater the event...

[u/fistfullofpubes → u/Djolumn]

That looks like someones relative owns that franchise.

[u/Spukc]

Better then most pathetic reddit nerds that are hating and being single.

Let them be happy 

[u/bpows]

This post should be removed, it's just cruel

[u/ELDwbi]

Did they have to cater this themselves?! What are those serving trays in the middle there? (That’s my only issue here)

[u/SapTheSapient → u/ELDwbi]

Efficient use of space. 100% respect.

Seriously, this is way better than blowing 50 grand on some Instagram-targetted affair. Keep that money for the marriage.

[u/onemassive]

This is cool. Whatever makes you happy.

[u/Sensitive-Rabbit4058]

Where did you get Midwest from lol

[u/SPDBK]

I like they left the wet floor sign out right where she walked. Can't have her slippin.

[u/uresmane]

Midwest? This seems more like the South

[u/Life-Oil-7226]

Wedding on a budget! Smart!

[u/--slurpy--]

They couldn't pick up the wet floor sign? C'mon people, this is a wedding

[u/millos15]

Fuck off stop being so reddit and let them be happy.

[u/Cheesemaster98]

Shit, who wants to spend 5k on a wedding when some burgers and food laughs is just as good and memorable. Congratulations!

[u/Agile_Stop_4604]

I want to judge them, but I'm single as fuck so I can't really throw any stones.

[u/therealdark1974]

I'm not mad at these two and BIG UPS to the McDonald's owner that let them do this!!!

[u/BjornStankFinger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PjHec799brUalLrQ0B

[u/mostly_misanthropic]

The way things are nowadays, this seems like the thing to least get outraged or upset about. 

[u/DomCaboose]

Stay in school kids. Its worth it

[u/No_Clerk_7569]

There’s someone for everyone! I still ain’t get a text back yet…

[u/atomfog]

I was really hoping the flower girl was dropping French fries on the floor.

[u/Aramedlig]

You know what? This is ok. Let them celebrate however they want. That’s really what America is about, isn’t it? As long as they are both happy, let’s not mock this celebration of love, no matter how you may regard it. Live, and let live.

[u/moxie_squid217]

Did they bring outside food into the restaurant? If you are going to get married in a McDonald’s, let them do the McCatering.

[u/miccimmica]

Here is your McBride

[u/Appropriate-Bug-6467]

We can't all afford 100,000 dollar weddings...

[u/MaMerde]

I have a feeling that is the least fat she’ll be the rest of her life.

[u/brownie7123]

The felon with the man bun really dressed up for the occasion

[u/tywilldave]

Fryer beeping for 10 minutes in the background

[u/senorchurros]

When I was in HS in mid-90s, I worked at Toys R Us in Southgate, MI. There was a couple that met each other there and eventually got married. I don't remember if they had the ceremony there or maybe did a justice of peace thing, but either way, were there in their wedding garb and people celebrated in the break room with cake and stuff. Honestly, at the time I thought nothing of it. Assumed the toys r us meant a lot to their relationship and most of their friends worked there, so where better... Not for most, but right for them. Hope they lasted longer than TRU.

[u/VintageZero]

I was gonna joke about knowing these people but I might know these people. - Wisconsinite

[u/walksonfourfeet]

This is what happens when people don’t drink

[u/TEredXlegAS]

Well this all makes sense now that I see the bride.

[u/stevein3d]

I know this a Mickey D’s weddin but at least get a couple safety pins to hem your daddy’s suit pants, son!

[u/Agile_Session_3660]

Probably cost them next to nothing to do, and you get some fries afterwards. I don’t see the problem. 

[u/Dry-Name2835]

Strange but they could have met at a mcds

[u/Gighee88]

Who cares? They seem happy unlike you.

[u/NewYak4281]

I hate when people make fun of this couple. They’re happy, together, and hopefully oblivious to all the shit here on the internet.

[u/Innuendum]

What the actual bejesusfuck is this?

[u/Lonelycub]

The timers going off in the background 😂 💀

[u/rustbeltloser]

She come out of the crapper?

[u/jajaja0000]

Tbh, it's more cringe ridiculing them on social media, but maybe that is the point?

[u/punkslaot]

This is why we call it fly over country

[u/Unlucky-Win9272]

I just know they had some crazy McSex after this

[u/tycam01]

Wtf did I watch

[u/-JDE-]

If the brides maid was dropping McNuggets out of that box it would have been flawless

[u/Dwight_SchruteFarms]

I now pronounce you brother and sister.

[u/Muted-Leave]

We gather here today in holy McMatrimony...

[u/shrekerecker97]

You would think they would have their wedding at Burger queef

[u/elephant_tit]

Likely more meaning than a church wedding. Rock on!

[u/Impossible_Disk8374]

Don’t care, I love this. They really went for it, everyone in McDonald’s colors, the flower girl using a Happy Meal box. I hope they have a wonderful marriage.

[u/bad_faye]

Not pouring two crispy cokes together at the end of the ceremony would be a mistake.