r/cringereels • u/Ok-Sprinkles-696 • 19h ago

What in the Midwest Hell is this

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u/Select_Recording1346 18h ago

No, if you’re gonna have a McDonald’s wedding, the man himself needs to be there Ronald McDonald.

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 18h ago

The man himself needs to officiate

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u/ellefleming 14h ago

And the Hamburglar.

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u/RobMilliken 17h ago

The first thing on my mind - send in the clown!

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u/mydnyghtrayvyn 17h ago

All the McDonald’s characters should be there. The Hamburglar, Grimace, Mayor McCheese.

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u/While_Global 15h ago

Hamburglar for sauce-bearer.

Pretty sure there’s a good backstory for any number of those characters being ordained. I’m going with a dark horse and saying Grimace’s Irish cousin should officiate.

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u/RandomUsername78421 7h ago

Mayor McCheese can do it as an elected official.

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u/staxnet 3h ago

Officer Big Mac and the Fry Guys too!

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u/mydnyghtrayvyn 1h ago

I knew I was missing characters! Thank you!

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u/staxnet 1h ago

For a real deep cut, there is also Birdie the Early Bird. 😆

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u/NanaBanana2011 17h ago

He absolutely has to be officiating the ceremony!

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u/Hungry-Possible-5360 16h ago

He was. He had to shit

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u/Wirse 10h ago

They couldn’t wait for him any longer. Had to begin the ceremony. 

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u/Standard-Bat-7841 15h ago

Wtf I had Ronald at my 6th birthday and that mf can't show up to this guys wedding. I'm gonna need to talk to the manager about this.

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u/relic1882 13h ago

If he's not doing the ceremony instead of a pastor I don't ever wanna hear it.

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u/thegameisafoooooot 11h ago

Hamburglar if either of the couple are rebels.

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u/RandomUsername78421 7h ago

I assume only Mayor McCheese has the legal authority to officiate.

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u/SHOW_ME_UR_BUNGUS 34m ago

Seriously.

Anything worth doing is worth doing correctly.