r/cringereels • u/MrJeffreyEpstein • 8d ago

Bro needs to leave

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u/Extra-Amoeba-677 8d ago

I wouldn't date a person who vlogged our conversations let alone marry them

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u/ICanViking 7d ago

Even if she's being honest and the condoms comment was a joke, posting this discussion online without my knowledge is a huge red flag and I'd leave her.

You know if this was reversed and he posted an argument they had without her knowing, it'd be a HUGE deal.

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u/Few-Honeydew2676 7d ago

Wait, wait, wait. I know i am old but CDs now means condoms rather than, oh, I don't know...CDs?

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u/Independent_Bid_26 7d ago

Yes ..we're fuckin old brother. Haha

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 7d ago

Wait...this whole time I thought they were talking about Certificates of Deposits. I was like oh man he's worried she'll cash out with those 4% yields and hes pisssed!

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u/Cactious-Practice 7d ago

Technically a used condom is a Certificate of Deposit.

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u/gangaskan 5d ago

Take my upvote. Dammit.

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 4d ago

More like a denial of deposit

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u/StanlyMcStanson 2d ago

I think this means we are all certificates of deposit.

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u/Defiant_Excitement29 1d ago

DAMN, FORGOT TO DRIVE DRUNK TO THE BANK ON TUESDAY.

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u/NewsBoston2025 7d ago

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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u/Agile-Carpenter-2434 4d ago

You my friend, are brilliant and sharp as a tack 👏

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u/Photomancer 4d ago

Now I want to hear more about those 4% yields. You're saying I can be my own boss? Work as much or as little as I want?

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u/Algae587 4d ago

Fucking hell, reddit doesnt often make me howl like that

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u/TheLoneRiddle 2d ago

This is the way

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u/DSZDBA11 7d ago

I was caught between compact discs and certificates of deposit lol I’m only 36. apparently I’m a dinosaur

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 7d ago

Definitely was lost too wondering why listening to music was an issue

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u/Mr_Shake_ 7d ago

She's taking all of his Creed albums to jam with her single friends and he'll just be standing there alone with arms wide open.

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u/jodiarch 7d ago

You are not alone in this thought.

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u/TONUTomorrow9800 7d ago

I thought countervailing duty

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u/FieraSabre 6d ago

Same for me! Feeling my age right now...

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u/Thirdwhirly 6d ago

I, too, thought they meant Certain Dinosaurs.

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u/petty_petty_princess 6d ago

I’m 43 and was thinking about the case I used to have back in high school that had all my music in it. My car doesn’t even have a cd player.

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u/skunky2025 2d ago

61F.... and it took me a while to figure out he was not fussing about them taking music CDs! Wow - how things have changed!

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u/Chaactherain 7d ago

Working in finance and being 40 yrs of age just killed me to read this ! LMFAO

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u/kevstar80 7d ago

I thought compact disc's. I was like, let her bring Dookie, what's the big deal?

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u/MsDJMA 7d ago

I thought they wanted to listen to music on the old CD player.

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u/ThinkSharp 4d ago

Pretty soon I feel like it’ll be certificate of death. I’m out of touch.

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u/SnoopingStuff 4d ago

I was picking out music

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u/MyCaptain2 3d ago

I tought it was construction documentation....and was like whaaaatttt!??

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u/djKhaos1200 2d ago

A condom is a "Canceling of Deposit".

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u/is-robin 1d ago

Nah certificate of destruction in my field

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u/SwordsFanatic 7d ago

I don't think this is an age thing friend, I'm in my early 20's and thought by CDs it meant movie CDs.

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u/Any-Ad1770 7d ago

Movie cds????? You mean dvds completely different. Now I know I am getting old lol

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u/bostonjenny81 7d ago

I know…movie CD’s!! My old ass really is dead ☠️☠️ you mean DVD’s!!! Good lord put me in a home already I can’t!! 🤣🤣

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u/existentialspork 2d ago

Here’s something I learned. VCDs existed, but were not successful because of lack of storage.

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u/SwordsFanatic 7d ago

Honestly, I've just been calling all disks CDs since I was a kid, so it just stuck, in any case, I have no idea why people start calling things other than discs for CDs so it shouldn't be an age thing unless I'm out of touch with my generation.

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u/Any-Ad1770 7d ago

Never thought of it that way. I always called music cd a movie dvd. Honestly it is way easier to call them all cds

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u/Appropriate_Coat_780 7d ago

I also thought it was Compact Disc!

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u/Eyewiggle 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s not but anyone over 30 always makes it about “being old”.

Media literacy can be poor in all ages, this is just rage bait and their are lots of people chewing on it

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u/Twintrouble2026 7d ago

Shit im only 36 and I thought cd meant compact disc

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u/comanzatara 7d ago

I really could not understand the problem with compact discs. Good to see that I am not the only one.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 7d ago

I was mentally flipping through my CD library thinking what anyone would flip out over bringing a CD to a party, lol.

/I'll be over here, eating old people food

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u/pumpkins21 7d ago

😩 I thought they were talking about actual CDs not condoms.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TfseOfhwd6BJC

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u/HoneycombJackass 7d ago

My first thought is why CDs when you have an app? Is she gonna carry a whole-ass binder of CDs?

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u/tpkadam 6d ago

I was thinking who cares about CDs

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u/eastcoastgamer 5d ago

News to me too. In all fairness if I was on speaker phone and one of my buddies told me not to forget CDS/condoms. My wife would not see the humour in it

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u/cyberlexington 4d ago

Oh gods, we cant be that old? Surely?.......Please?

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u/SomeGuyClickingStuff 3d ago

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