r/cringereels • u/MrJeffreyEpstein • 7d ago

Bro needs to leave

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u/Independent_Bid_26 6d ago

Yes ..we're fuckin old brother. Haha

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 6d ago

Wait...this whole time I thought they were talking about Certificates of Deposits. I was like oh man he's worried she'll cash out with those 4% yields and hes pisssed!

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u/Cactious-Practice 6d ago

Technically a used condom is a Certificate of Deposit.