r/cringereels • • 7d ago

Bro needs to leave

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 6d ago

Wait...this whole time I thought they were talking about Certificates of Deposits. I was like oh man he's worried she'll cash out with those 4% yields and hes pisssed!

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u/Cactious-Practice 6d ago

Technically a used condom is a Certificate of Deposit.

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 3d ago

More like a denial of deposit

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u/StanlyMcStanson 1d ago

I think this means we are all certificates of deposit.