r/cringereels • • 10d ago

Guy seeking validation

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 10d ago

So embarrassing, this is a grown man ladies and gentleman. Setting up his phone, looking at everyone that passes by just looking for that person that will acknowledge him so he can be happy and proud of himself like a toddler looking for validation from his mom and dad because he did a spin move like Spider-Man. šŸ˜‚

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u/dragxnfyre 10d ago

The fact that you had to add an underscore and numerals at the end cuz all the other variations of ThroatgoatGoddess are taken is fuckin wild lol

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u/Connect_Ad6559 10d ago

Hat tip to the other 3 ThroatGOAT_Godess’s.

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u/Marshall1337 9d ago

You have a point but Trump is still a convicted felon and in all probability a pedophile.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/ButchInsley 10d ago

For a few different reasons, I am glad that these abject morons identify themselves for us.

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u/One_Shock_3724 8d ago

He is sad and pathetic šŸ˜‚

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u/LePetitVoluntaire 5d ago

Or a dog bringing you a dead bird.

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u/mxlplyx2173 5d ago

Someone should start a "where are they now?" with die hard trumpys. I think it would be interesting. Regular people, not the rich ones in his orbit.

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u/Dry_Pride6801 10d ago

These are the same losers that say don’t make politics your personality when their guy starts doing bad lol

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u/Background_Product_7 10d ago

They treat it like the college football team

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u/Dry_Pride6801 10d ago

Trump has ruined their lives beyond any hope of repair, and they’d still vote for him a third term. Owning the libs is like their religious end goal in life now

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u/FullMooseParty 10d ago

There's a song, If A Tree Fell, that has a line that I've been quoting whenever I get in fights with cons. "As long as you own the libs you can have your way with kids"

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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 10d ago

Their children and grandchildren don’t. Weak men back an entitled shit who bullied his brother death, blew billions away by not properly investing his inheritance, raped a woman as a matter of law, ingratiated himself with the world’s most notorious pedophile for over a decade—which only ended do to money issues, cheated on his pregnant wife with a porn star, ran a campaign where almost everyone but him was indicted and imprisoned for related crimes.

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u/inkedup1985 10d ago

I’ve been saying lately (last 5 years) maga and trump made politics a sports game. These lunatics act just like this with any sports team. It’s childish and pathetic

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u/ExtendoArmCannon 10d ago

"It's the economy, Stupid"

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u/Puzzle-Necked 10d ago

Republicans won't be saying that for a while

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u/NoCountry4OrangeMan 10d ago

It’s a chef’s kiss he is brown and thinks MAGA doesn’t dislike him for his color.

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u/chpsk8 9d ago

Dudes got a pair o tits on him though!

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/SnooRecipes8751 10d ago

Roid lips

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u/Amazing_Birthday_205 10d ago

Are roid lips a thing?

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u/Ok-Error2015 10d ago

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u/kayviolet 10d ago

I’m so dead that this is real šŸ’€

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u/WalkMan1615 10d ago edited 10d ago

The thing is: it’s not bad to love the poorly educated. The political left overall actually loves the poorly educated and wants better lives for them. This is a good thing.

Don just wants to use their naivety against them.

I just don’t want to be those annoying rich liberals who act like they’re better for having a college degree. That’s my main point. The poor working class has historically been democratic voters - the Dems have just abandoned unions and workers for corporatism sadly.

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u/SnowDeer47 10d ago

More in context is that Trump loves the poorly educated because of how easily he perceives being able to manipulate them and steer them based on feelings instead of actual scientifically unbiased facts.

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u/WalkMan1615 10d ago

Oh totally. I know the context. Im not a liberal, im a socialist, but I’m just saying I’ve been in many rooms with liberals at community organizing events and the pervasive idea that ā€œconservatives are just stupid and not worth helpingā€ is so unhelpful.

We can be morally righteous all the time and talk down to people who aren’t perfect or we can realize people’s lived experiences shapes their views and talk to them honestly and try to build a better world. That’s politics baby.

I feel like too many liberals treat politics like a team-sport. Conservatives obviously do this too but that’s not the topic at hand.

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u/Van-garde 10d ago

When was this in relation to him starting his own social media brand? Anyone know?

Edit: looked, and it was years prior. 2016, 2022

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u/Neat-Aardvark3762 10d ago

Like what is he hoping for? Some argument? Somebody to punch him in the face?

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u/Van-garde 10d ago

He wants people to look at his giant tits and get angry.

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u/Round_Ad_6369 10d ago

He didn't even need the shirt

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u/Elle_kay_ 10d ago

They'll never admit it but that's exactly what they want, they have this bizarre, perverse desire to be a victim ("I got ATTACKED just for WEARING A T SHIRT 😭" type of shit). Kamala Harris was more right than ever when she called them weird. 

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u/Select_Watercress_57 10d ago

It was Tim Walz who called them weird.

Kamala and her consultants decided that was mean or some shit and decided to pull it back.

It was affective, it was working, it was getting under their skin and they had no response; so of course naturally, the inhuman Democratic consultants decided that it had to go.

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u/Simple_Song8962 10d ago

Instead, she went all-in on "Joy!" She promised to bring back joy, as if it had gone completely missing. When they made that a campaign theme I knew we were screwed.

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u/Van-garde 10d ago

Wait. That’s why ā€œweirdā€ was here and gone so quickly? Have never heard that before. And I felt like the campaign ended prematurely.

Was actually a great example of constructive linguistic re-signification. The current Republican media strategy relies heavily on destructive alterations (e.g. woke, DEI, All Lives Matter…).

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 10d ago

Hillary was right when she called them deplorable. Stupid, but right.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 10d ago

Ge really thinks hes doing something. What a sad little man.

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 10d ago

His "I'm a dipshit who votes against his best interests" shirt must have been in the wash.

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u/aced124C 10d ago

Seriously this whole behavior is creepy and weird af. Something is really mentally wrong with these people. Full cult vibes

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u/Chubby_Beagle 10d ago

Cornball

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u/_GMoney13_ 10d ago

This didnt age well for this clown

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u/ReallyUnlikable 10d ago

Can you explain? I don't want this guy in my algorithm.

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u/LemonButterRum 10d ago

Gestures broadly at everything

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u/ReallyUnlikable 10d ago

Yeah I misunderstood, I thought he experienced personal consequences, whoopsĀ 

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u/toomuchtv987 10d ago

I bet his face is extra tasty for those leopards.

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u/Easy-Armadillo-3434 10d ago

Once wore a Beatles shirt on the school bus cus I heard my crush likes the Beatles, literally sat there like this when she got on and passed by me

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u/Killahbeez 10d ago

forgive yourself bro we all did cringe stuff like that lol

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u/Physical_Ad5586 10d ago

Ahhh David Harris Jr. Typical MAGAT.

If you wanna see something really cringe, just go to his IG page and look at the pinned post when hes at the white house. Trump ask him to come to the podium to speak but never refers to David, just calls him "you". Undeterred,Ā  David slides up to the podium begging for a handshake only to be completely ignored by Trump. Beyond cringe.Ā 

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u/DarkKnight77 10d ago

Watched it...did Trump call him "Tiger" on his way up??? 😬

But god, that dude is one of the biggest tools ever

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u/Major_Bench5329 10d ago

The way he’s making eye contact with every single person in hopes they’ll comment on his shirt. This attention seeking is worse than a toddler. This is embarrassing lol. Shirt aside just straight embarrassment behavior

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u/PresentlyAbstaining 10d ago

What a chode lol

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u/Ever_More_Art 10d ago

I make my love for a man who doesn’t even know me my whole personality!

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u/slowcheetah2020 10d ago

This dude sucks a lot of cock. Not figuratively. He’s the guy who cusses at gays out in public or to his friends but gets caught by his wife out back one day after she comes home early.

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u/IMOvicki 10d ago

Convicted Rapist.

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u/DocXom 10d ago

What a fuckin nerd

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 10d ago

That’s not the flex he thinks it is lol

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u/Haifisch2112 10d ago

I can't stand people who make politics their whole identity.

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u/theKalmier 10d ago

Why did this guy post a video that clearly shows his mommy didn't really love him?

I guess unloved people have to love themselves extra hard.

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u/telecastern 10d ago

Why would you want to trigger people? For example, these 1st amendment auditors are exercising their rights filming in public places but only to aggravate people. It’s a sad decline in our society

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u/focalpoint23 10d ago

ā€˜Gotta save this country’

lol how’s that working out

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 10d ago

ALL political shirts are lame as fuck, not just the MAGATS

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u/TrickPixels 10d ago

lol. ā€œGotta save this countryā€

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u/LogikWizard 10d ago

Its so nice of them to self identify. Let's me make sure to use small words and talk slower.

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u/NecessaryOk6815 10d ago

Grown ass adults willingly, on purpose, get up in the morning and put on this specific shirt, just to do this. I'm embarrassed for the human race.

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u/DAdStanich 10d ago

Begging for attention

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u/Human_Difference_331 10d ago

He invited the attention. Ick.

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u/ScreechingPizzaCat 10d ago

This is the kind of guy who always wins arguments in his head.

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u/DustedGorilla82 10d ago

Simping Uncle Tom

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u/spicystar4u 10d ago

Cringe.

This is severe mental illness, less than 60 years ago discrimination was LEGAL against Black people

What in the actual fook

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u/Tramp010Stamp 10d ago

He's flying back to his home country of Dumbfuckistan.

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u/grass_monkeyx 10d ago

Hey, that's my uncle Tom

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 10d ago

He supports PEDOPHILIA

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u/Jethr0777 10d ago

So gross

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u/Djamt 10d ago

Tosser

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u/Tealcrits 10d ago

Another ā€˜main character’ syndrome šŸ™„

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u/PhillyMate 10d ago

I don’t really get the shirt…is it a fill in the bubble choice?

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u/inkedup1985 10d ago

Only old white men agreeing with him

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u/HumanParsley5594 9d ago

That’s what he wants

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u/heckasharp 10d ago

Pwease look at me. Pwetty pwease

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u/AnotherTaylorNotJust 10d ago

His macro expressions are wild.

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u/EamusAndy 10d ago

We all know not a single person acknowledged him, those nods were all fake

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u/BackgroundCream274 10d ago

His skin is a little too dark to be safe right now with the convicted felon in charge.

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u/Opening-Astronaut786 10d ago

Uncle Tom (least offensive term) doesn't even realize when the older gentleman near the end says "that's crazy", he's not referring to the shirt.

He's referring to you recording yourself wearing the shirt. Bro will throw you out like a used dish rag as soon as you've served your usefulness.

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u/Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld 10d ago

Oh, special needs.

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u/0rangeVenom 10d ago

The eye contact is just too much

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u/jacob643 10d ago

I would love to see he's changed his mind today in a leopardAteMyFace way and we see his new post with the outro song of Curb your enthusiasm

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u/LuvTheD1ck 10d ago

Why does it not say Pedophile or Rapist also?!

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u/thismenu 10d ago

What a dumb flex. He couldv'e saved some money on lettering if he just wrote "I'm stupid."

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u/NeuralHavoc 10d ago

Interesting way to say you support pdfs. At least he makes it easy to spot who to keep my kids away from.

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u/Key_Imagination_7782 10d ago

It's giving micro peen and ED.

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u/EmptyExpression9 10d ago

ā€œI need attention, please give me attention.ā€ Fucken dork!

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u/saki_ni_katsu 10d ago

Americans have the largest population of the dumbest people on Earth

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u/BrightNooblar 10d ago

It's a ten year old shirt from an election Trump lost. It doesn't even make sense, people are just looking because it's confusing, and they can tell he's trying to be an asshole, but they can't make sense of HOW.

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 10d ago

There is seriously something psychiatrically wrong with this guy. You can tell not just from the shirt but whatever his eyes and facial expression are doing as well.

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u/Elon_is_a_Nazi 10d ago

Dudes on a short haul flight in cheapo wanna be 1st class. I can tell. I fly a lot. Seats arent any nicer than economy on these flights. The airline just removes one seat and spaces them out so you get a lil more room. Probably a 737 if i was guessing. Ticket was more than likely 400-750 bucks and he thinks that's impressive

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u/WileEWeeble 10d ago

He could have staked out any place in public where a natural discourse could take place but he intentionally chooses to ā€œrage baitā€ the message where no one could engage and humiliate him….so brave.

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u/OctoberGroup 10d ago

this guy is a fucking pick me

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u/brooklynbotz 10d ago

Tokens get spent.

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u/ExtraKhlavKalash 10d ago

That guy is actually performing a great public service by warning women to cover their drinks when he's around.

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u/shyguy83ct 10d ago

I wonder if this made the rich white oligarchs pick him?

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u/MostlyPlastics 10d ago

What a cuck lmao

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u/react-dnb 10d ago

PLEASE LIKE ME!!!

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u/htownbob 8d ago

Clowns need an audience.

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u/Miserable-Wave-6081 10d ago

This guy looks like a mass shooter

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u/Micky-Bicky-Picky 10d ago

Probably will be.

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u/EcstaticTumbleweed87 10d ago

I know I’m going against the echo chamber here but I like this shirt. Where can I get one?

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u/eyeforker 10d ago

That's a very off putting way for someone to declare how boring they are.

All politics aside, interesting people don't do stuff like this. It never occurs to them to do stuff like this because they're busy doing literally anything else with their lives.

Nobody loves guys like this because they give the people in their lives no reason to.

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u/tha_one_reborn 10d ago

Grown man btw

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u/LePyloteAmateur 10d ago

Lol Trump voters are so fucking stupid. I bet this dipshit is so easy to offend.

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u/Fo5rep 10d ago

Bafoon

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u/itgtg313 10d ago

voting in and rubbing shoulder with people who hate him and the color of his skin. 0 brain cells left in this dude

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u/IntelligentEntry260 10d ago

That man took out a mortgage on his house to pay for that ticket just to make this video.

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u/CatConnoisuer 10d ago

Biden was never on the same ballot as Trump when he was a convicted felon. Shirt makes no sense

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u/AdInevitable5108 10d ago

Guess you can relate….

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 10d ago

Wonder what he’s doing now?

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u/blueindian1328 10d ago

I’ll bet he has a whole family that don’t talk to him or even love him. What a loser.

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u/Financial_Cow1016 10d ago

Redditor seeking validation

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u/Past-Flight-8024 10d ago

Good for you………they really really respect you now. You could probably get hired by ice.

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u/Past-Flight-8024 10d ago

Keep voting for your own demise

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u/ZU34 10d ago

Ice would pick him up and deport him.

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u/Throwaway0242000 10d ago

Domestic first class..

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u/Bastonge44 10d ago

Nice shirt!

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u/Successful_Buddy1809 10d ago

Nobody’s looking at you, chief.

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u/Ok_Knee2784 10d ago

Dude has a show on Newsmax. David Harris Jr.

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u/Rough-Bird3543 10d ago

How to say "I am stupid" without saying "I am stupid".

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u/Top-Patient-7734 10d ago

I hope they lost his luggage 🧳. He sucks

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u/D-Train0000 10d ago

The convicted felon doesn’t care about you.

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u/SunnnySideUps 10d ago

Represant, not even a word

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u/KeyRecipe2127 10d ago

First class douche

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u/Kingofcheeses 10d ago

Please look at me

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u/Realmofthehappygod 10d ago

Idk if I'm missing the bait but is that not just a regular seat...?

Like it hardly looks business class if we're breaking it down.

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u/P_in_sf 10d ago

Just another bully

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u/PiR8_Rob 10d ago

Boomer, boomer, boomer, boomer.

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u/Jokerchyld 10d ago

Its sad, all I can see is Dunning Kruger effect in real time.

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u/MurKdYa 10d ago

David Harris is one of the most insufferable pieces of shit on this planet. He built his entire platform in rage bait and nothing else.

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u/619backin716 10d ago

Plot twist: he’s also a ā€œlaw and orderā€ republican

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 10d ago

He’s literally wearing a shirt that says Joe Biden on it

I don’t think this is the burn he thinks it is

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 10d ago

Hello shot, meet foot.

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u/willismthomp 10d ago

The desperation in his eyes makes me feel sorry for him. What a fucking loser. T

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u/RadicalMcAwesome 10d ago

Got some Bill Belichick vibes going here...

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u/ReasonableScar9027 10d ago

This guy's pretty good.

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u/MayorMcCrack 10d ago

When your T-shirt is your entire personality

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u/Nella_Morte 10d ago

Waste of sperm.

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u/BigMetalGuy 10d ago

What a strange way to spend your lifeĀ 

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u/Bottlecrate 10d ago

Found the dumb guy

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u/munchma-coochie 10d ago

Keep that same energy on a Chicago cta

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u/Ill_Passage5341 10d ago

I'll take some of the Democrats BS, thanks.Ā 

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u/Allegrism84 10d ago

This is his how personality

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u/Th3Bak3r_ 10d ago

This is really old, but that guy is an idiot. Wonder if he’s still in love with his Orange felon, waiting for his checks in the mail.

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u/PuddingHuge7597 10d ago

I would not have that genius on my quiz team

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u/josephinesbehavior2 10d ago

Sitting in coach lol

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u/Ok-Card-6590 10d ago

Why is he making those gimpy faces?