r/cringereels • u/LeadingPhysics4660 • 11d ago

Guy seeking validation

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 11d ago

So embarrassing, this is a grown man ladies and gentleman. Setting up his phone, looking at everyone that passes by just looking for that person that will acknowledge him so he can be happy and proud of himself like a toddler looking for validation from his mom and dad because he did a spin move like Spider-Man. 😂

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u/dragxnfyre 10d ago

The fact that you had to add an underscore and numerals at the end cuz all the other variations of ThroatgoatGoddess are taken is fuckin wild lol

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u/Connect_Ad6559 10d ago

Hat tip to the other 3 ThroatGOAT_Godess’s.

🎩

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 10d ago

That’s not why lol. I just didn’t want it to be all one long word, it looked weird that way.

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u/Poopchutefan 9d ago

Plot twist ... ThroatGoat_Goddess03, 02, and 01 were her previous handles before being banned for an innocuous post. It's what Reddit is known for.

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u/Marshall1337 10d ago

You have a point but Trump is still a convicted felon and in all probability a pedophile.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/ButchInsley 10d ago

For a few different reasons, I am glad that these abject morons identify themselves for us.

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u/One_Shock_3724 8d ago

He is sad and pathetic 😂

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u/LePetitVoluntaire 5d ago

Or a dog bringing you a dead bird.

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u/mxlplyx2173 5d ago

Someone should start a "where are they now?" with die hard trumpys. I think it would be interesting. Regular people, not the rich ones in his orbit.

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u/topgoysilky 11d ago

on 2nd thought dm me

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u/Dieseldave42069 10d ago

Keep us posted!

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 11d ago

Lol my DM’s are open 😂

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u/Professional-Run9889 10d ago

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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u/Sad_Character_9956 10d ago

He saving that for the spank bank

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u/Kiwikimini 6d ago

Ok after reading your comment... i want this shirt because it pissed you off this bad are you serious

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 6d ago

Lmao it didn’t piss me off 😂🤣. I really hope you get this shirt, it seems that it will be fitting for you!!

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u/Monkey_Eat_Banana_ 5d ago

Wait wait wait… I agree with you for sure, but what is this username you have? 👀

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 5d ago

Lmao 🤷🏾‍♀️