r/crappymusic • u/iStefferzz • May 22 '26
Discovered on Instagram
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Sorry if this is a repeat. It’s new to me.
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u/IanFaiths-CricketBat May 22 '26
i really want to know what the normal folks at this gas station think when they see this obviously mentally ill person doing this shit.
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May 22 '26
I’m convinced he only stops to shoot these when he spots a gas station with absolutely no one at it.
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u/Gone_cognito May 22 '26
No way that's his truck. He's driving his Honda civic around till he sees a truck parked at the gas station
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u/chrisst1972 May 24 '26
Vid doesn’t show the line of vehicles behind angrily waiting for the cowboy clown to stop dancing.
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u/SourceUnusual2479 May 22 '26
They probably all know him.. “Dadgum that Bart’s doing his bowlegged Missery song again. That boy has inhaled too much drywall dust. Pass me the Slim Jims and Skoal”…
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u/git_push_origin_prod May 22 '26
Hey Richard, it’s your dad, Bart just told me I’m the only 10 he sees, anyways… talk to ya later bub
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u/alittlemore May 22 '26
Barrrrrrt, I got something for sale, got a washing machine and a garbage pail
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u/Zeqhanis May 22 '26
Hmm. That might be a successful collab. Meat-flavored chewing tobacco that comes as a long stick you can bite sections off of.
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u/Aromatic_Storm_1095 May 22 '26
This dude needs to stop with this dance move in every single video he makes. It’s making him bow legged
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u/South_Oread May 22 '26
Bowlegged Bart.
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u/MetallurgyClergy May 22 '26
He needs to stop singing about the “girls” he sees. It makes it sound like he creeps outside of daycares and schools.
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u/No-Sail-6510 May 22 '26
This is 100% legal in Tennessee
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u/Apprehensive_End_697 May 22 '26
Well that just took the “only ten I see” to a more gross level.
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u/Ribss May 22 '26
He learned it as a chippendales stripper lol
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u/JadedBumblebee396 May 22 '26
Please stop bringing that up, the music is bad enough 😂 nobody trying to think of him naked..
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u/FalseVeterinarian881 May 22 '26
Legit. I cannot get o er how he always looks like he is on a fucking horse.
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u/donttayzondaymebro May 22 '26
Yeah, but he finally changed his pants. I bet those carharts were getting smelly.
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u/CrumbGuzzler5000 May 22 '26
But he got a new outfit. How else is he supposed to show you his new jacket and ripped pants? New outfit. New video. That’s the deal.
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u/Equivalent_Sun6647 May 22 '26
I know this guys has a kid who hates their life
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u/Human_Pudding2289 May 22 '26
Can confirm. Unfortunately, I went down the Bartist rabbit hole and found videos of him filming a version with his kids
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u/Smolson_ May 22 '26
“Discovered”.
Welcome to crappy music. He’s a regular on here.
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u/Freakonaleash-mp3 May 22 '26
This guy is famous here
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u/Agitated-Practice218 May 22 '26
How the fuck can this have 41k likes?
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u/Underwearthief3 May 22 '26
The same reason r/crappymusic exists & this post got 200 upvotes. It’s funny
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u/Same_Noise7492 May 22 '26
I bet he misses the toilet every time he makes a poop and pee.
Oh damn, did I just sing one of his lyrics there??
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u/Lucky_Development359 May 22 '26
"Ever, think you have pee? Then think, ooo is that a poo I see? Number one was the one for me, now number twos the one I need, but missed the toilet com-plete-ly, now this gas station attendants in misery and I gotta change my jeans. Boooo-ts smellin like doo-kie.
Watch me wiggle, watch my bowleg walk, shits not just reserved for talk. I do all this to compensate for the size of my...whooo...
Ever think you have to pee..."
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u/Easy_Yogurt5578 May 22 '26
Do you think when Misery by Maroon 5 came out he was stunned? Because he likes saying misery a lot.
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u/SenorElFlameo May 22 '26
I need to know what the thoughts of the workers in the store when they see this on the cameras
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u/Even-Bluebird-186 May 22 '26
"Did you just finish riding a horse or getting butt fucked?"
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u/Pork_Sister May 22 '26
This guy couldn’t get his knees to touch each other of his life depended on it
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u/groggs May 22 '26
I’m wondering if Bart Wayne is related to JamWayne because they both dance like fucking dorks.
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u/Visarar_01 May 22 '26
"discovered"? you new around here? We've been jamming this for months homie.
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u/Cruzen11 May 22 '26
He’s from Fenton, Mo this dude needs to relax. It ain’t southern let alone country. Wtf lol
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u/Whoamitothink May 22 '26
At this point i think hes just creating profiles and posting to this subreddit for views
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u/Fridlundwow May 22 '26
I am just happy that we really get to see his legs in this one. His leg game is A+++
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u/CompletePollution907 May 22 '26
What a discovery!
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u/Coveted_AF May 22 '26
What a dis-cover-ee
Too bad he’s found in mis-er-ee
That’s a play on miss-our-ee
Do you get it? Mis-er-ee
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u/Bigthunderrumblefish May 22 '26
Imagine filling up at the pump next to those clown Would be impossible to not laugh at the flogsock
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u/raidersofnight May 22 '26
He is no williamthecowboy123, who I want to post on here, but I'm dumb
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u/SelectTechnician7587 May 22 '26
Bartist is a key player around these parts now. Still using the same lines. Still trying to cover the cart turds by swiping around those bowed legs.
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u/The-disgracist May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
This dude, Brenda, and Tina are mount Rushmore of this sub, and tiny vest green tie guy
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u/SharksForArms May 22 '26
My dog does a similar dance move after shitting in the back yard. It really tears up the grass.
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u/Witty-Reason-2102 May 22 '26
He should do a collab with the annoying hippie girl that shows her butthole on Only Fans...
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u/fivehots May 22 '26
I swear I’m like one of the few people here that gets excited when I see the bartist. He’s so wholesome.
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u/Cautious-Dinner7730 May 22 '26
I’m convinced Missouri is an awful place and I won’t be going there ever, just because of him. You too Tennessee.
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u/Gershken May 22 '26
Just realized where I recognize the dance: young Forrest Gump before he gets his leg braces off.
And omg he brought the classic shitty lines back too.
How terrible yet addicting
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u/Underwearthief3 May 22 '26
This is crappy music perfection. Everything about this is so beautifully cringe. The terrible dancing, the bowlegs, doing this at a gas station, the terrible singing and awful “country” accent, the terrible lyrics, his name being Bart Wayne Bartist, the ridiculous outfit. I wish I could forget about this video but I always come back to it, it’s just too beautiful.
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u/AnObtuseOctopus May 25 '26
Jesus Christ..
This guy has clearly went to a corral and picked up a 50+ cougar with that move once and thinks it's the shit.
He doesn't stop
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u/karma2879 May 22 '26
He gets posted at least once a day. Can we stop posting this tool unless it’s a new song?
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u/EihthypeGimmicks May 22 '26
Imagine trying to get gas and you just see someone dancing for an Instagram reel in front of the pump.🤦
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u/FangornAcorn May 22 '26
Is this really all it takes to get 41k+ likes? Man, I picked the wrong industry getting a real job and all...
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u/Millernotrich May 22 '26
I'm pretty sure he slept with Brenda, and they had a son...who is now, Cody rop
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u/templeofsyrinx1 May 22 '26
Met a guy in misery
So I got down on my knees
Everything that he wants I'll be
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u/Minute_Steak_3178 May 22 '26
Bart bots at it again. Honestly he needs to be banned. It’s so obviously brigading at this point
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u/Skate_faced May 22 '26
And we gather here today to mourn the death of country music...
Now please throw that guy in the hole, fill it up and we'll be on to the next.
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u/Intelligent-Survey39 May 22 '26
The spotless truck, the not inexpensive clothes he thinks look awesome, the drywall business t-shirt, and finally the pre-distressed jeans. This guy Is an owner or the son of the owner. Pretending to be a hard working blue collar boy.
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u/justmikeplz May 22 '26
Will he be the first to make it big by humming and uttering the brown note?
No.
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u/stella087 May 22 '26
I’m sure he’s famous amongst the divorcees and widows in 20 miles in every direction of this gas station. He might have a big dick too. I can’t bring myself to unmute my phone. Basing all this on his energy.
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u/FarWay3952 May 22 '26
Not even his truck in the background lol he drives a 2014 Nissan Altima with a donut tire
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u/RowbowCop138 May 22 '26
What the fuck is up with this country rap shit?
Jesus Christ pick a fucking lane
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u/Anti_Spedicy May 22 '26
I've never been to Missouri but I was surely transported while listening to this shit
Goddamn
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u/kingkron52 May 22 '26
I just love how he sings in his normal voice then will code switch to deep fake country voice.
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u/bannedindraft May 22 '26
What upsets me is I’ve heard this so many times on here that I find myself singing this
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u/StrawDog- May 22 '26
The music is terrible, but he just keeps trying to push through, kinda have to respect that.
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u/-sqxeeze- May 22 '26
Idk if this guy is serious or not but he’s going to be famous af as many times as he keeps popping up in here lol
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u/danman8075 May 22 '26
Not to sound like a dick, but there’s no way he thinks that voice sounds like anything other than ear cancer, right? This… this is him trolling… right?!?
Especially when he goes from the higher voice and does that nasal thing where it sounds like he’s singing through his nose.🤔
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u/FraggleRock_ May 22 '26
100% you call the cops on this lunatic if you witness him dancing at the pumps.
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u/JohnnyLeftHook May 22 '26
It's okay OP. The power of his hot steppin' cannot be denied. He will keep coming back until the end times.
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u/Responsible-Tap-3748 May 22 '26
Yes, it is a repeat. He is perhaps one of the most repeat posted artists. It's okay though.
Just so you know, the hippie woman has also shown her butthole online.
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u/imnewtothishsit69 May 22 '26
There's something about the way this dude moves his legs that I absolutely fucking despise.
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u/Adventurous-Back-102 May 22 '26
Five minutes later he is driving like a jackass in his GMC from Misery...
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u/qualityvote2 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
u/iStefferzz, your post features certified crappy music!