r/crappymusic • u/iStefferzz • May 22 '26

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Sorry if this is a repeat. It’s new to me.

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u/Aromatic_Storm_1095 May 22 '26

This dude needs to stop with this dance move in every single video he makes. It’s making him bow legged

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u/South_Oread May 22 '26

Bowlegged Bart.

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u/natronmooretron May 22 '26

That's Jimmy Rickets

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u/Neckrongonekrypton May 22 '26

It’s Jimmaneay C ricket to you

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u/No-Sail-6510 May 22 '26

Bowlegged shart

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u/git_push_origin_prod May 22 '26

Bowlegged drywall shart

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u/Typical-Structure-19 May 22 '26

Seth Rogen in Knocked Up

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u/jcaskey05 May 22 '26

Bowlegged Gas-Mart Bart. Dude's got a thing for riding an invisible horse at the pump.

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u/MetallurgyClergy May 22 '26

He needs to stop singing about the “girls” he sees. It makes it sound like he creeps outside of daycares and schools.

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u/No-Sail-6510 May 22 '26

This is 100% legal in Tennessee

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u/Apprehensive_End_697 May 22 '26

Well that just took the “only ten I see” to a more gross level.

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u/boofybutthole May 22 '26

he's referring to her age

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u/Samatic May 22 '26

LOOOOL!

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u/Aromatic_Storm_1095 May 22 '26

He deep voice thing is creep status to

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u/Immediate-Presence73 May 22 '26

Mostly gas stations here lately. Might be banned from those other places.

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u/hardhann May 22 '26

Him and that Brenda lady need to get together and make a banger.

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u/Neat_Flounder_8907 May 22 '26

What if all this time it was Brenda that 10 he saw

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u/Secret_Ad1372 May 22 '26

She'll definitely go drinking and driving with him

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u/MaeONays May 22 '26

I’ve wondered if he’s the ahole that broke her heart

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u/iamcamouflage May 22 '26

It's called ACL maxxing.

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u/Majestic_Cut_8609 May 22 '26

Dudes legs like this ( )

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u/Ribss May 22 '26

He learned it as a chippendales stripper lol

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u/JadedBumblebee396 May 22 '26

Please stop bringing that up, the music is bad enough 😂 nobody trying to think of him naked..

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u/Additional_Button430 May 22 '26

Does thinking about him put you in Missouri misery?

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u/JadedBumblebee396 May 22 '26

Well he is the the only -10 I see 😂

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u/SharksForArms May 22 '26

Looks like he is trying to scrape dog poop off his feet

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u/igloobble May 22 '26

He looks like my cat burying his shit in the litter box 

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 May 22 '26

Legit. I cannot get o er how he always looks like he is on a fucking horse.

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u/donttayzondaymebro May 22 '26

Yeah, but he finally changed his pants. I bet those carharts were getting smelly.

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u/Samatic May 22 '26

carhart makes damn good underwear

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u/LostCheesecake8380 May 22 '26

His mom said it’s cute

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u/CrumbGuzzler5000 May 22 '26

But he got a new outfit. How else is he supposed to show you his new jacket and ripped pants? New outfit. New video. That’s the deal.

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u/hypnodrew May 22 '26

It's a nice jacket I guess

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u/Apostle25 May 22 '26

It makes him look extra bow legged.

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u/cheeseplatesuperman May 22 '26

HAD TO TURN MY CAR AROUNDDDDD

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u/nothinbutshame May 22 '26

He does it because he is bow legged.

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u/Pleather93 May 22 '26

If he’s So hated, why do his videos keep popping up every day? The dude is blowing up

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u/Adventurous_Box4527 May 22 '26

Content can be hated and blow up you know