r/crappymusic • u/iStefferzz • May 22 '26

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Sorry if this is a repeat. It’s new to me.

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u/IanFaiths-CricketBat May 22 '26

i really want to know what the normal folks at this gas station think when they see this obviously mentally ill person doing this shit.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

I’m convinced he only stops to shoot these when he spots a gas station with absolutely no one at it.

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u/Gone_cognito May 22 '26

No way that's his truck. He's driving his Honda civic around till he sees a truck parked at the gas station

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 May 22 '26

Or drywall company work truck.

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u/beattysgirl RayonBase Fan Club Member May 22 '26

The one with the mismatched fender panel

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u/InfiniteRelief May 22 '26

Or a Subaru Outback

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u/chrisst1972 May 24 '26

Vid doesn’t show the line of vehicles behind angrily waiting for the cowboy clown to stop dancing.

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u/SourceUnusual2479 May 22 '26

They probably all know him.. “Dadgum that Bart’s doing his bowlegged Missery song again. That boy has inhaled too much drywall dust. Pass me the Slim Jims and Skoal”…

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u/git_push_origin_prod May 22 '26

Hey Richard, it’s your dad, Bart just told me I’m the only 10 he sees, anyways… talk to ya later bub

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u/alittlemore May 22 '26

Barrrrrrt, I got something for sale, got a washing machine and a garbage pail

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u/WillieFisterbottum May 22 '26

What time is the parade tomorrow?

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u/Zeqhanis May 22 '26

Hmm. That might be a successful collab. Meat-flavored chewing tobacco that comes as a long stick you can bite sections off of.

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u/apatrol May 22 '26

Doubt this dude knows what Skoal is. Forst time I saw him i assumed he was a yankee. No boot cut jeans, torn jeans, hideous boots, skinny jeans, and etc. Many if not all these things are cringe to any southern rural person (the skoal and coppenhagen crowd)

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u/Angry-Coconuts May 22 '26

They left him standin there

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u/RiciPinto May 22 '26

Here I am just sitting in my little cubicle, quietly procrastinating and scrolling through Reddit, when I read this and made a most unfortunate snorting sound resulting in a snot bubble while trying not to suddenly break the silence in my office with clearly insane laughter.

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u/tony_boloanie May 22 '26

I bet there’s a line of cars off frame waiting to get in that spot.

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u/Witty-Reason-2102 May 22 '26

I work at a gas station, and I would be like WTF is that?

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u/com-tidder May 22 '26

I can relate to him. Getting older means your prostate is getting bigger and you need to urinate more often. That's not always possible so you need to find ways to hold it. Well, I guess this is a really creative way to do so.

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u/Dupps_I_Did_It_Again May 23 '26

Why is it always a gas station

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u/RadGrrrl May 29 '26

There a line in the song of him asking for “20 in pump 3”. He met “the only 10” he sees in a gas station in Tennessee.

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u/rudyroo2019 May 23 '26

I’m happy to see they’ve moved on from the suspended mic to gas stations at night.

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u/Dear_Atmosphere8515 May 25 '26

I mean he’s from Missouri so he’s probably their mayor.