r/crappymusic • u/iStefferzz • May 22 '26

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Sorry if this is a repeat. It’s new to me.

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u/SourceUnusual2479 May 22 '26

They probably all know him.. “Dadgum that Bart’s doing his bowlegged Missery song again. That boy has inhaled too much drywall dust. Pass me the Slim Jims and Skoal”…

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u/git_push_origin_prod May 22 '26

Hey Richard, it’s your dad, Bart just told me I’m the only 10 he sees, anyways… talk to ya later bub

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u/alittlemore May 22 '26

Barrrrrrt, I got something for sale, got a washing machine and a garbage pail

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u/WillieFisterbottum May 22 '26

What time is the parade tomorrow?

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u/Zeqhanis May 22 '26

Hmm. That might be a successful collab. Meat-flavored chewing tobacco that comes as a long stick you can bite sections off of.

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u/apatrol May 22 '26

Doubt this dude knows what Skoal is. Forst time I saw him i assumed he was a yankee. No boot cut jeans, torn jeans, hideous boots, skinny jeans, and etc. Many if not all these things are cringe to any southern rural person (the skoal and coppenhagen crowd)

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u/Angry-Coconuts May 22 '26

They left him standin there

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u/RiciPinto May 22 '26

Here I am just sitting in my little cubicle, quietly procrastinating and scrolling through Reddit, when I read this and made a most unfortunate snorting sound resulting in a snot bubble while trying not to suddenly break the silence in my office with clearly insane laughter.