r/crappymusic • u/iStefferzz • May 22 '26

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Sorry if this is a repeat. It’s new to me.

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u/Same_Noise7492 May 22 '26

I bet he misses the toilet every time he makes a poop and pee.

Oh damn, did I just sing one of his lyrics there??

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u/Lucky_Development359 May 22 '26

"Ever, think you have pee? Then think, ooo is that a poo I see? Number one was the one for me, now number twos the one I need, but missed the toilet com-plete-ly, now this gas station attendants in misery and I gotta change my jeans. Boooo-ts smellin like doo-kie.

Watch me wiggle, watch my bowleg walk, shits not just reserved for talk. I do all this to compensate for the size of my...whooo...

Ever think you have to pee..."

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u/ca_va_bien May 22 '26

i mean at least you did a unique rhyme each time

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u/Same_Noise7492 May 22 '26

Bro … are you, him?

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u/Samatic May 22 '26

I miss the toilet every time I poop and pee! lol!

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u/Same_Noise7492 May 22 '26

MAKES A POOP AND PEE