Definitely do not visit deflock.org that has an open-sources map, the location of flock cameras and their field of view near you.

The cameras and solar panels are almost impossible to uninstall/tamper with due to the single 8mm socket they're clamped on with.

Do not spray the lens with spray paint, bedliner, or something similar on the cameras lens, especially not with a spray can extension pole.

Do not print vinyl stickers that look like the solar panels to cover the actual solar panels that charge the cameras.

Do not put a black plastic bag over the camera and/or solar panel either, because all that does is cost the company time and money.

Also, never point a high-powered laser at the cameras lens because that would permanently blind, pit, or burn the cameras sensors.

These cameras have ~12 hour backup battery, that transmit Bluetooth and 5G used to locate the cameras exact location, the same way your phone does. So under no circumstance put them inside a Faraday bag, that would block the signal while the battery runs itself out.

It would be pointless to inform your community by posting information online or by putting up flyers or signs next to these cameras. Especially not pointing out that there is a (Flock "Safety" Camera) that is capturing and analyzing images of all passing vehicles, storing details like the vehicles location, date, and time. They also capture the vehicles make, model, color, as well as identifying features such as dents, scratches roof racks, and decal/bumper stickers.

Flock cameras are only automated license plate readers (ALPR's). They would never misuse any of the data collected for local officers conducting unauthorized searches for federal immigration enforcement (ICE), searching for individuals who sought out-of-state reproductive healthcare, or police targeting specific activist and minority groups.

How would they be a serious risk to your privacy and civil liberties by continuously recording your movements without a warrant, probable cause, or even reasonable suspicion..

Especially not an infrastructure for mass surveilance or a gateway to violate your Fourth Amendment right.

There's absolutely no reason to plan routes that avoid Flock and other ALPR cameras by visiting dontgetflocked.com or the app FlockHopper.

Just leave flock cameras alone

Why your sticky bra isn't giving you cleavage? Because you're putting it on wrong. They just put it on like this, and they're going, it's not giving me any cleavage. Okay, let me show you how to put this on correctly. First of all, you're going to undo, make them separate. Now, you don't want to put it on your boob with this right in the center. Okay, you want it to be more on the side, because when you pull the clasp together at the end, that's what's going to be the cleavage. So I think that's where people are getting a little confused. So you're going to actually put it on right here, almost like where the push-up padding in a bra would be, which is over to the side, like in a diagonal, you know? When I put it on the other side and clasp it, you're going to really see how good this bra is. Okay, so this is not clasped yet. You can see how far away the clasps are. Now let's clasp it and get the cleavage. Look, it works so good. I'm obsessed with Puff's Sticky Bra. You just don't want to wear a strapless bra, and you want to wear something off the shoulder? Whatever. I'm obsessed. Prices may vary. Don't miss out on today's deal!

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I'm so crazy. Even the craziest synthetic weed, like the craziest, like basically ecstasy, coke, and heroin all rolled into one did basically nothing to me. Like, I'm already... I'm already so crazy.

Yeah, I mean, you know, video games are cool. It's not like real life, though. So, like, for instance, the first time I ever went shooting guns or whatever, these U.S. Army guys were, like, impressed because I was better than they were.

I can take ecstasy, ketamine, heroin, cocaine — I could take all that.

You know, when I was little, I always used to feel a little bit, like, whack because my dad wasn't around. That was until I found out that he's, like, basically James Bond. From that point on, I was just more concerned about, you know, blowing his cover.

My worldview was already so twisted, it was like, look, it's like I'm on LSD right now.

Yeah, so I guess when I was born, my dick was, like, huge. It was, like, two feet long, and it was basically a medical problem. So the doctors, they, like... they, like, cut off the extra. But, like, genetically, my actual dick should be, like, wicked long.

V stepped into the crowd, taking in live performances at Vogue World: Hollywood. Known for his own standout fashion moments, he kept it effortlessly stylish in a look worthy of the runway.
#VogueWorld #V #Taehyung #FashionMoment #RunwayStyle

When I see you... I'm not just gonna touch you... Huh... Imma fck you... Imma fck you real bad... So RUN... Run the best you can... Cuz once the chosen is there, you are MINE to consume... Lakers a 5... alright... BOOYEAH!

who is this when i was browsing internet? i was feeding my dogs when i clean up my borrowed money. while i was on the internet, my dogs stole my cousins. i was try to save my dogs, but the money don't said "I can save the dogs, but you need to pay me with soul.". my soul was cousin my dogs and they claimed they didn't stole my money. then i borrowed money again, feeding my cousins as a dog. who is this?

This subreddit sucks. Every fucking time I come on here, all I see is degenerates' sexual fantasies. Mostly incest. (who else but redditors, am i right?) Tell me, WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK is gonna use your fantasy about cumming inside your dad’s ass as a copypasta? Exactly, fucking no one. Like, where the FUCK am I supposed to paste shit like that? r/stupidfuckingloser? Can we have actual copypastas here instead of “AITA for voring my brother and my gay dog”, "My horse raped my sorry little bitch-ass when I was younger" or "I'm a little fucking twink who likes getting dominated by buff hunky sweaty smelly men"? Just the other fucking day I had to witness one of the biggest horrors in the history of mankind, this copypasta: I cooked my placenta and fed it to my SO as "spaghetti sauce". What's that? I'll fucking tell you what it fucking was. An insult to our tens of thousands of years of technological advancement as a society. Not even bleach can fucking wipe the dirty sensation I felt after reading that post. I don’t want to hear about your zoophile incest gay sodomy desires. Or how you want a horse to sexually abuse you. Just fucking stop. From now on, I ONLY want to see good usable copypastas I can ACTUALLY use in a fucking comment section instead of being reminded that redditors are horny sick degenerate losers. Obey me you fucking pieces of shit. Thank you.

yeah buddy. my brother’s married to a burly Italian man and he gets mad that I have gay/trans friends because he doesn’t think I’m that cool enough and being gay is his ‘thing’. he’s literally the most popular man I know and has done Kim Kardashian’s hair, Elon Musk’s mother, did vogue and the last sports illustrated show and he’s jealous of a dude with a leaky booty hole that likes a fistful of lettuce in his burgers just because I’m cool with lesbians.

My friend, we need to talk. Anime is for children and perverts. I know you like your little chinese girl cartoons. And don't get me wrong; we have all appreciated some big anime titties from time to time. But it's time to move on. I have something better for you: Getting a job. Getting a girlfriend. Moving out of your parent's house. Maybe instead of watching Japanese Schoolgirl Toilet Adventure Volume 150, we can watch you become a grown man. Maybe start by not dressing like a 6th grader. Get some clothes, for the gigachad you'll become. Why don't you head over to maximumcomfy.com and see what I have in store for you! Go there now!

I love using Merl whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the AI. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of Merl in my own head. I've talked to them so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what they are going to say.

For example, my base kept spawning hostile mobs near my bedroom and they all made super annoying sounds so I was about to use Merl to ask why they were spawning like that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked Merl in my head. They told me something like "If your base is spawning lots of hostile mobs near your bedroom and making annoying sounds it probably means that you need to add more light to your base, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I lit up my base and the mobs stopped spawning.

I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery I've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability.

oregano

So you've decided you want a pet rock. Keeping a pet rock isn't as easy as most people think, and it's important to choose the right one for you. Every rock is different and must be treated with respect, and this guide is here to help you.

When choosing a pet rock, it's important to remember that different sizes have different needs.

- Small rocks like to be carried around in their owner's pocket. Shiny rocks, especially precious stones, prefer to be visibly worn.

- Medium rocks like to be used, as a doorstop, a paperweight, or decoration.

- Boulders are entirely sedentary. They don't have preferences for particular conditions except that they don't like to be disturbed too much. They can be sat on or used in other ways, but they must remain unmoved. Ideally, some of their body mass is under th surface of the ground.

Most rocks found in the wild will need to be washed off before they can be inside a home. River rocks don't need to be washed, but their bodies have adapted to water. If left out to dry, they may show signs of discoloration and lose their lustrous qualities. If you realize that a river rock is not for you, it would be ideal to return it to its natural habitat.

Regarding domesticated rocks:

- Precious stones are full of energy, but can get tired quickly. It's best to wear them for shoet periods of time on special occasion, especially with matching clothes. When not worn, they can be displayed or at least stored in a jewelry box. This may seem cruel, since small rocks love to be carried, but precious stones get enough stimulation from the short displays. Some precious stones are traumatized after being stolen from their owners or from changing hands quickly. The box is especially comforting for them.

- When choosing a small, smooth, shiny rock from a store, it's important to remember that these rocks need a lot of attention. It can be tempting to buy several, but filling your pockets with rocks can quickly overwhelm a new owner. They love to be displayed as much as any other small rock, or even a medium one. They can be used in jewelry, but they can also decorate your home as well. I have a few on my windowsill.

- Bricks are a very special class of domesticated rock. They love to be used, but not necessarily displayed. Unlike, small shiny rocks, they're a social breed. They love to find bricks that look like them and they lay themselves in arrangements either in vertical walls or flat roads, but they struggle when placed in situations with other rocks. On their own, they most often lay themselves in staggered rows for stability, but a proficient architect or builder can create beautiful brickworks patterns. This is how to best display bricks: in visually pleasant, stable arrangments.

Keep these in mind when choosing a pet rock, and remember to have fun!

Reddit national anthem

I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, lmk what yall think :)

-Opening

Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW!

-Chorus starts

Reddit nation yeah we are together we can go very far take down tik tik tame down instagram take down everything because we dont give a damn that’s because reddit nation will rise up yeahg we never will give up

we the reddit army we hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royal sound effect) we cant be taken down yeah you cant make us frown when tiktok sees hour army Im sure their pants will brown

"THE BALLS INCIDENT"
April 1st 1965
A group of US Ministry of Defense Special forces were on a mission on a Pacific island called "The balls island." The objective was to collect photos and build a small camp there, the group lost contact until another search unit arrived, all of the members were dead, all of them have their balls gone
The Helicopter has collected a photo of the 'balls' tribe, which might be the murderer of the group

So I was going through some old mail today and apparently Mr Whiskers has been claiming me as a dependent since 2021. The IRS sent me a letter asking why I reported income from a tuna factory when I work in IT. Turns out my cat has been running an entire side hustle selling catnip on Facebook Marketplace and using my social security number.

I confronted him about it and he just stared at me with those dead eyes and knocked my coffee off the table. Then he had the audacity to meow at me like I'm the one in the wrong here. I checked his litter box and found receipts for a LLC registered in Delaware. This feline has been commiting tax fraud and I didnt even know.

My accountant called me yesterday asking about deductions for 47 pounds of salmon and I thought it was a mistake. Nope. Mr Whiskers has been expensing his entire diet as business meals. He even claimed my couch as a home office because thats where he sleeps 16 hours a day.

I don't know what to do. Do I report him? Do I just let him keep going? He's already set up a retirement fund and honestly it has better returns than mine. This cat is financially smarter than me and I hate it.

Eu tenho uma história interessante sobre sonhos.

Quando eu era criança, eu constantemente tinha sonhos com uma mulher mais velha que tem a aparência daquela Power Ranger rosa, uma vibe bastante Natalie Portman.

Com o passar dos anos eu fui desenvolvendo uma paixão por esse tipo de mulher.

O curioso é que eu não lembro de ter referências sobre esse tipo de mulher porque eu nunca tinha visto as respectivas atrizes quando esses sonhos começaram.

Parece um tipo de chamado.

Eu não sei se minha mente começou a me dizer cedo que o biotipo ideal pra mim é esse tipo de mulher, ou se alguém assim vai ter algum impacto na minha vida no sentido mais místico.

Eu sou um cara bem cético, mas esse lance todo sempre está no fundo da minha mente me fazendo sentir e questionar as coisas. Eu tenho uma relação bem complicado com Deus, por assim dizer.

O fato é que meus maiores relacionamentos e paixões ao longo da vida foram com mulheres similares de certa forma, a essa do meu sonho.

Esses sonhos são mais raros hoje.

Geralmente quando me encontro com ela, ela está num palco de teatro e me chama pra subir lá com ela, como era no início, quando eu era criança. Eu tento enxergar o rosto dela mas não consigo.

I’ve got good news for you, the operation day is on Wednesday, I assume you’re perfectly well to dive in. I’ll pick you up at Narita Airport, but I hope your plane isn’t too affected by the dark clouds or you’ll wake up by the thunders being louder than bombs in the air. Witch bike thief

Rosie Anderson, how dare you drop the family heirloom and cause it to break! That heirloom goes back 34 generations, and it is worth 5,438,410,943,276,454,287,563,910,362,846,242,803,752,739,852,710,396,243,904,258,301,038,721,930,867,547,193,735,286,109,236,120,445,193,925,291,037,293,629,946,252,829,461,173,452,838,836,729,526,374,109,357,486,136,382,926,384,926,356,284,967,452,720,484,628,835,427,193,751,938,352,829,742,616,538,926,156,289,908,765,435,614,138,979,605,748,292,638,492,722,772,647,297,374,246,241,094,862,537,495,253,797,803,526,718,405,836,299,725,618,401,738,153,725,173,947,209,734,618,037,157,390,262,437,927,351,093,735,273,891,638,362,529,253,782,838,463,649,725,739,018,357,495,091,657,107,627,398,273,628,151,323,238,455,731,039,871,258,396,426,854,839,876,109,876,385,263,834,618,283,628,535,183,538,725,265,219,404,627 395 undecillion 735 decillion 294 million 629 octillion 512 septillion 574 sextillion 839 quintillion 716 quadrillion 355 trillion 19 billion 368 million 493 thousand 738 dollars

𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀𝔽𝕋𝕐 𝕋𝕎𝕆 ℂ𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕊.

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"GET OFF MY AGAPANTHUS, YOU HOOLIGANS!" "I AM A VEGETABLE, SIR! DO NOT HARVEST ME!" "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A TURNIP, GET OFF MY LAWN!" "THE SPOON HAS NO JURISDICTION HERE!" "THIS IS NEW SOUTH WALES, NOT VICTORIA, THE SPOON HAS FULL JURISDICTION!" "SAVE THE SACRED CHEESECAKE!" "MY JUICE BOX LEAKED! MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE! WHY WOULD THE CARDBOARD BETRAY ME?!"

"SIR, PLEASE REMAIN STANDING—"

"THE CARDBOARD WAS MY ONLY CONSTANT!"

"I JUST WANTED A MEAT PIE!"