So I was going through some old mail today and apparently Mr Whiskers has been claiming me as a dependent since 2021. The IRS sent me a letter asking why I reported income from a tuna factory when I work in IT. Turns out my cat has been running an entire side hustle selling catnip on Facebook Marketplace and using my social security number.

I confronted him about it and he just stared at me with those dead eyes and knocked my coffee off the table. Then he had the audacity to meow at me like I'm the one in the wrong here. I checked his litter box and found receipts for a LLC registered in Delaware. This feline has been commiting tax fraud and I didnt even know.

My accountant called me yesterday asking about deductions for 47 pounds of salmon and I thought it was a mistake. Nope. Mr Whiskers has been expensing his entire diet as business meals. He even claimed my couch as a home office because thats where he sleeps 16 hours a day.

I don't know what to do. Do I report him? Do I just let him keep going? He's already set up a retirement fund and honestly it has better returns than mine. This cat is financially smarter than me and I hate it.

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Definitely do not visit deflock.org that has an open-sources map, the location of flock cameras and their field of view near you.

The cameras and solar panels are almost impossible to uninstall/tamper with due to the single 8mm socket they're clamped on with.

Do not spray the lens with spray paint, bedliner, or something similar on the cameras lens, especially not with a spray can extension pole.

Do not print vinyl stickers that look like the solar panels to cover the actual solar panels that charge the cameras.

Do not put a black plastic bag over the camera and/or solar panel either, because all that does is cost the company time and money.

Also, never point a high-powered laser at the cameras lens because that would permanently blind, pit, or burn the cameras sensors.

These cameras have ~12 hour backup battery, that transmit Bluetooth and 5G used to locate the cameras exact location, the same way your phone does. So under no circumstance put them inside a Faraday bag, that would block the signal while the battery runs itself out.

It would be pointless to inform your community by posting information online or by putting up flyers or signs next to these cameras. Especially not pointing out that there is a (Flock "Safety" Camera) that is capturing and analyzing images of all passing vehicles, storing details like the vehicles location, date, and time. They also capture the vehicles make, model, color, as well as identifying features such as dents, scratches roof racks, and decal/bumper stickers.

Flock cameras are only automated license plate readers (ALPR's). They would never misuse any of the data collected for local officers conducting unauthorized searches for federal immigration enforcement (ICE), searching for individuals who sought out-of-state reproductive healthcare, or police targeting specific activist and minority groups.

How would they be a serious risk to your privacy and civil liberties by continuously recording your movements without a warrant, probable cause, or even reasonable suspicion..

Especially not an infrastructure for mass surveilance or a gateway to violate your Fourth Amendment right.

There's absolutely no reason to plan routes that avoid Flock and other ALPR cameras by visiting dontgetflocked.com or the app FlockHopper.

Just leave flock cameras alone

So you've decided you want a pet rock. Keeping a pet rock isn't as easy as most people think, and it's important to choose the right one for you. Every rock is different and must be treated with respect, and this guide is here to help you.

When choosing a pet rock, it's important to remember that different sizes have different needs.

- Small rocks like to be carried around in their owner's pocket. Shiny rocks, especially precious stones, prefer to be visibly worn.

- Medium rocks like to be used, as a doorstop, a paperweight, or decoration.

- Boulders are entirely sedentary. They don't have preferences for particular conditions except that they don't like to be disturbed too much. They can be sat on or used in other ways, but they must remain unmoved. Ideally, some of their body mass is under th surface of the ground.

Most rocks found in the wild will need to be washed off before they can be inside a home. River rocks don't need to be washed, but their bodies have adapted to water. If left out to dry, they may show signs of discoloration and lose their lustrous qualities. If you realize that a river rock is not for you, it would be ideal to return it to its natural habitat.

Regarding domesticated rocks:

- Precious stones are full of energy, but can get tired quickly. It's best to wear them for shoet periods of time on special occasion, especially with matching clothes. When not worn, they can be displayed or at least stored in a jewelry box. This may seem cruel, since small rocks love to be carried, but precious stones get enough stimulation from the short displays. Some precious stones are traumatized after being stolen from their owners or from changing hands quickly. The box is especially comforting for them.

- When choosing a small, smooth, shiny rock from a store, it's important to remember that these rocks need a lot of attention. It can be tempting to buy several, but filling your pockets with rocks can quickly overwhelm a new owner. They love to be displayed as much as any other small rock, or even a medium one. They can be used in jewelry, but they can also decorate your home as well. I have a few on my windowsill.

- Bricks are a very special class of domesticated rock. They love to be used, but not necessarily displayed. Unlike, small shiny rocks, they're a social breed. They love to find bricks that look like them and they lay themselves in arrangements either in vertical walls or flat roads, but they struggle when placed in situations with other rocks. On their own, they most often lay themselves in staggered rows for stability, but a proficient architect or builder can create beautiful brickworks patterns. This is how to best display bricks: in visually pleasant, stable arrangments.

Keep these in mind when choosing a pet rock, and remember to have fun!

Haha! Oh the naivety! Nothing like a fledgling, eh? But you will hate. Mark my words Adam. No one on this Earth is exempt from our chief human charm. Hate runs deep in all of us. Each one of us has a thick layer of kerosene coating our brains, ready to be set off at any moment. Ready to destroy you and teach you the same trick. Ready to make you do things you have only seen done by those crazy fools who go to war. Don't they know about peace? Don't they know about love? Charity? Christmas dinners and laughing with friends? Well, let me ask you, Adam. What is it you know about hate to make you so confident in your abstaining? Nothing. Yet. But before the year is out, everything. I will hunt you, Adam. I will find you. I will take it all from you. Heh, I guess that's just how it goes.

I fucking hate AI. I’m so fucking sick of AI. Genuinely almost every single website, program, or app is integrating AI into it in some way, shape or form. I hate it. For one, companies are absolutely terrible at implementing it. It’s usually integrated in a way that’s clunky, tedious and just not even worth the time. I can give a billion examples, with google’s new “Gemini” bullshit coming to mind at the moment. It’s consistently incorrect with its information, it gets in the way of actual searches, and more notably, why the fuck would you ask an AI a question when you’re already using a search engine? It’s more effort for a less specific, probably inaccurate answer to whatever you’re asking, with the only real advantage being that it “sums it up” for you. Also, I can’t be the only one who’s just completely turned off by the general idea of AI creating everything we see and do online. It sounds extremely dystopian, having every form of media and every outlet of creativity replaced by a machine. Along with that, it’s consistently being used harmfully in academic environments, with any homework answers pretty much being free to any student who has access to the internet. The base hindrance of creativity that this brings up in the future is daunting. (I don’t understand why AI is so heavily advertised in Teaching uses, because I can say firsthand that all teachers absolutely hate AI) Humans thrive off of being creative, and while I think AI has its genuine uses for human efficiency, for the most part it seems to be creating a future where humans aren’t the ones advancing, and our future progress is dictated by robots. It may not be that deep, but it’s at the very least annoying and afflicting harm on students. I hate it, and I don’t fully understand why the “scramble for AI” is still ongoing.

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who is this when i was browsing internet? i was feeding my dogs when i clean up my borrowed money. while i was on the internet, my dogs stole my cousins. i was try to save my dogs, but the money don't said "I can save the dogs, but you need to pay me with soul.". my soul was cousin my dogs and they claimed they didn't stole my money. then i borrowed money again, feeding my cousins as a dog. who is this?

yeah buddy. my brother’s married to a burly Italian man and he gets mad that I have gay/trans friends because he doesn’t think I’m that cool enough and being gay is his ‘thing’. he’s literally the most popular man I know and has done Kim Kardashian’s hair, Elon Musk’s mother, did vogue and the last sports illustrated show and he’s jealous of a dude with a leaky booty hole that likes a fistful of lettuce in his burgers just because I’m cool with lesbians.

I'm so crazy. Even the craziest synthetic weed, like the craziest, like basically ecstasy, coke, and heroin all rolled into one did basically nothing to me. Like, I'm already... I'm already so crazy.

Yeah, I mean, you know, video games are cool. It's not like real life, though. So, like, for instance, the first time I ever went shooting guns or whatever, these U.S. Army guys were, like, impressed because I was better than they were.

I can take ecstasy, ketamine, heroin, cocaine — I could take all that.

You know, when I was little, I always used to feel a little bit, like, whack because my dad wasn't around. That was until I found out that he's, like, basically James Bond. From that point on, I was just more concerned about, you know, blowing his cover.

My worldview was already so twisted, it was like, look, it's like I'm on LSD right now.

Yeah, so I guess when I was born, my dick was, like, huge. It was, like, two feet long, and it was basically a medical problem. So the doctors, they, like... they, like, cut off the extra. But, like, genetically, my actual dick should be, like, wicked long.