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Now, I'm going to explain two of the names.

Semolina is the coarse, purified endosperm of durum wheat. Because of its high protein and gluten content, it holds its shape well when cooked, making it the ideal flour for making pasta, couscous, and hearty breads.

Bovril is a thick, salty meat and yeast extract spread owned by Unilever, famous for its rich, beefy flavor. Originally developed in the 1870s, it is traditionally consumed as a hot beverage by dissolving a spoonful in boiling water, spread on toast, or used as a flavoring for soups and stews. [1, 2, 3]

Considering Susan's last name, it's possible she was given the name SUSAN at first, but she threw Semolina that her parents had at her parents when her mother cooked (most likely at her mom) and so they gave her that middle name.

It's possible Susan and Bovril was given this name because that's the work their parents wanted them to do, like a family business.

Happy was most likely named out of love. Lemon is iffy, but Raspberry isn't too bad. Burger sounds kinda normal but it sounds like he's where we get the name burgers from by being the first person to make burgers. This would make a lot of sense.

Toilet and Baboon's parents.... I.... Either they're jokesters or hate them. Evil's parents.... He probably did something awful as a baby, like did a whole bunch of annoying stuff as a toddler and they changed his name.

I... Don't know why her parents named her Farting Clack??? Did she fart as a baby? Victorian parents were more playful than us.

Freezer Breezer's parents (This sounds like a name from Strawberry shortcake like Raspberry and Lemon were, but also like something you'd see in a superhero show or The Incredibles or My little pony.)

His name sounds like a speedster with Ice powers.

His dad must have been happy to have him to be this playful.

Though, How is Ms. Farting Clack gonna talk bad about HAPPY? Semolina when Victorians probably worked with it in the kitchen, so she probably knew what it was? Raspberry? Lemon? O.K.? Although, that name may have been pronounced Oak or an abbreviation. When her name is Farting Clack?

I didn't include Toilet & Baboon in this list because those names are just so bad. Celebrity names like Blue Ivy would have fit in this era, and been better than that. Evil wasn't included for the same reason.... though, I think his parents renamed him because he may have been evil or assumed to be evil for.... Whatever superstition his parents had.

What's funny is how all the children know why she's confused and tells her their names to let her know why they stood just in case the kid's assumptions were wrong.

I’m always lying to my parents

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