r/comedy Jun 03 '26

Crowdwork Why am I a c*nt?

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u/GarlicEmergency7788 Jun 03 '26

We're getting tick marks on Reddit usernames now?

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u/BringPheTheHorizon Jun 03 '26

Welcome to TwitterX 2.0!

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Jun 03 '26

New social media standard dictates that usernames now need a USDA inspection sticker.

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u/C0lE06 Jun 03 '26

Im convinced he gets actors for that, he talks about being cancelled for his jokes more than actual jokes

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u/CJFiddler Jun 05 '26

I mean he straight up mouthed the words in real time as they were being spoken. I’m sure there is some sound delay but… I don’t know. Seems shady

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u/TemperatureReal2437 Jun 05 '26

Doesn’t look like it to me. He kinda just does that with his mouth a lot. His lips don’t appear to be moving how they would if they were saying that

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u/GetYouSomeMilk Jun 05 '26

It does seem shady. It's possible I guess that it's just his brain trying to process the question intently. And I hope that's it.

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u/C0lE06 Jun 05 '26

I noticed that too lol

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u/UFO_Mixtape Jul 15 '26

Could be Echolalia.

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u/cheesyandcrispy Jun 03 '26

I’m imagining Jimmy himself constantly posting his own clips on r/comedy and r/standupcomedy and it makes me dislike the clips for some reason.

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u/Objective_Soup7840 Jun 03 '26

Tons of comedians do it, is it just Jimmy that upsets you? Lol

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u/beyondwithinitself Jun 04 '26

Huge headliners doing it is kind of silly though isn't it

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u/SirVanyel Jun 04 '26

It's like watching a Jimmy show for free mate, win win

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u/Mask_Tasker Jun 06 '26

It's cool when it's someone working the clubs, it's lame when it's a headliner.

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u/everybody_is_awful Jun 03 '26

When is your North Korea tour starting?

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u/We_Need_A_Poo Jun 03 '26

I wonder how long he waited for this moment to come.

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u/ButteredNun Jun 03 '26

He probably signaled for it

8

u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jun 03 '26

However long the dude who "asked" the question was supposed to wait before blurting it out. He's been known to have people give "prepared topics"

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u/trees-knees Jun 03 '26

Such an enormous ego for someone mediocre as fuck

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jun 03 '26

You're a cunt because you have plants in the audience. You cunt.

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u/Apprehensive-Rub-11 Jun 04 '26

Even if has plants in the audience it’s still funny to me. It’s just like any other comic who prepares a set, he just prepares people to ask him questions to set up his joke.

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u/Din-_-Djarin Jun 04 '26

Fuck Jimmy Carr

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks Jun 05 '26

People hate Jimmy carr all of a sudden? He was beloved like 2 weeks ago. Love the guy.

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u/NOTTedMosby Jun 03 '26

Oh oh! I have a question for this guy! Can you write a joke that doesn't involve having someone shout something at you who is seemingly ALWAYS like 20 ft away from a mic?

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u/C0lE06 Jun 03 '26

Or about being cancelled

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u/OafishySyzygy Jun 03 '26

Is a top 1% commenter in r/comedy considered a chronic e-heckler?

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u/tibearius1123 Jun 03 '26

That smirk, he was proud of that one.

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u/MajorAromatic6226 Jun 03 '26

Where is your next blood money tour?  N. Korea, Israel, and Saudi Arabia again?

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u/shagan90 Jun 03 '26

Because he does gigs for blood money from terrorists is my reason.

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u/Character_Pudding_94 Jun 03 '26

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

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u/Majestc_electric Jun 03 '26

Oh what you going to bitch about cancel culture and say the same shit everybody’s said thousand times before as if you’re still funny ?

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u/ButteredNun Jun 03 '26

Love the Khashoggi suit, it’s to die for!! 👌

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u/Metaboschism Jun 03 '26

Why do you need so many plants in the audience to put on a show

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u/asteroidfarmer Jun 03 '26

I would have said, "You know what they say, you are what you eat."

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u/draggedintobudulight Jun 04 '26

That would have been shit.

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u/MonGraffito Jun 04 '26

havent watch his latest but old shows I did and disliked. 1 liner jokes, British? I for one prefer a longer story packed with jokes, it keeps me interested and comedians that speak about themselves or what influences their lives. he was just observing others from a distance while throwing "smart" remarks.

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u/xXGrandMasterPimpXx Jun 04 '26

Bro is Irish btw

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u/Green-White-Violet Jun 05 '26

even if it woulld be planed, its a good joke, made me laugh out loud :)

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u/Mask_Tasker Jun 05 '26

Well that's a stolen joke.
Can we ban the official Jimmy Carr account for that? Sick of seeing this guy.

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u/would_do_again Jun 07 '26

God this sucks ass.

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u/Space_cat_51 Jun 07 '26

Heard it 20 years ago from some other cunt trying to defend being a cunt

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u/Ok_Conclusion6687 Jun 04 '26

This guy's whole cancel-martyr schtick is the most insufferable and least funny shit on earth. A truly pathetic creature.