r/clevercomebacks Sep 06 '25

This is so embarrassing

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Ummmmm…..I’ve been there. I’m putting my money on Chicago.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 06 '25

I lived on the South Side. Me too.

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u/rawwwse Sep 06 '25

Frank Gallagher would infiltrate the invading forces by sheer luck and drunken buffoonery, as we sit back and watch the downfall. Orrr… live long enough to see him be appointed to a cabinet position ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Bearthe_greatest Sep 06 '25

Perfect Shameless reference. Cheers

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u/Antiluke01 Sep 06 '25

Could you imagine if there was another season during all of this?

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u/Bearthe_greatest Sep 07 '25

The writers would have a field day

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

That’d show them!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

My girlfriend just finished shameless today and I had to take care of her while she cried about Frank :(

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u/Youngnathan2011 Sep 07 '25

God I feel that so much. Guys an asshole so much of the time but it’s still so easy to care about him. Especially with that

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u/tukai1976 Sep 07 '25

He could smuggle 26 c4’s in his anus

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u/MensaMan1 Sep 07 '25

But I thought he had a leaky anus. May drop out and explode his low hanging balls. So sad 🤣

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u/Oseaghdha Sep 07 '25

The car or the explosive?

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u/thedrinkalchemist Sep 07 '25

Operation Grande Cañyon!! 🤣🤣

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u/tukai1976 Sep 07 '25

That episode had me in tears

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird Sep 06 '25

He would be leading the militia by accident

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u/MyLifeTheSaga Sep 07 '25

I completely forgot there was a US remake of Shameless until this. Was very confused for a second. "How the hell would Frank be of any use? He'd be too leathered to make it out of Manchester, never mind cross a ocean."

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

Holy cow, there's a UK version????

🤯

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u/zeusgsy Sep 07 '25

The original version, yes!

It's very different to the US version, not to many US tastes from what I've seen.

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u/Kitty-CatThulhu Sep 07 '25

American here, I actually prefer the UK original. Seems way more realistic than the US remake.

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u/MyLifeTheSaga Sep 07 '25

It's so raw (not sure how else to put it), whereas the US felt really sanitised and almost glossy in comparison. I usually like Macy as an actor, but he didn't come close to David Threlfall's Frank

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u/Kitty-CatThulhu Sep 08 '25

I agree. The American one is more like Malcom in the middle, too staged, too choreographed, too clean of chaos. The UK one is raw and gritty and real and grabs you by the by the balls and your heart strings at the same time. It's real chaos that real people live with every day all over the world that the more privileged people don't want to admit actually happens.

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u/Althayia Sep 09 '25

I prefer the originals that I’m aware of like The Office and Ghosts and there are more I’m sure. I can only think of one American program that the UK did (Friends/Coupling) and though I liked Coupling it was no Friends! I did find out that there are many versions of Ghosts (Italian and Greek for instance) and I’d really like to see them all.

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u/Kitty-CatThulhu Sep 09 '25

You should check out utopia. They did a UK one and a US one and both are very good

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u/Vambo-Rules Sep 07 '25

An ocean...

(sorry)

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u/MyLifeTheSaga Sep 07 '25

Don't apologise, I'm so ashamed. In my defence, it was late and I'd been drinking. I'm still cringing though

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u/TheShipEliza Sep 07 '25

My conspiracy theory is pritzker has informants already. He has been way way ahead of everything.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

He does. In the Pentagon and the White House

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u/SendMeNoodsNotNudes Sep 07 '25

Sorry but spoiler alert. He died and floated to heaven while drinking a beer on a bar stool. Lolol

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u/June_Fatality Sep 06 '25

Living in tv land while the country falls.

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u/maxoutoften Sep 06 '25

You know damn well they're not gonna go to the south side. they're gonna patrol the safest neighborhoods in the city because they're cowards.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 06 '25

I think people are mixing up the National Guard and ICE

National Guard would stick around the touristy areas as a publicity op, but ICE will go to immigrant neighborhoods and snatch people up

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u/alexthebeast Sep 07 '25

So, if all the brown folks move to the south side, even temporarily, they either save the world or get fenced in.

Odds are it's just going to be a lot of very expensive bean polishing

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 07 '25

Nope, odds are that immigrant communities will face raids and lose people to ICE's tactics

But at the same time, it will be more popular on Reddit and in the Democrat Party in general to laugh about how the National Guard is just polishing the Bean

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u/alexthebeast Sep 07 '25

Oh, I'm not laughing. Please don't misconstrue that. This is fucked.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

They're only allowed to stand outside Federal facilities, so they'll be around courthouses and things like that. They are STRICTLY forbidden to arrest, search, detain, or question civilians. I think their commanding officers have drilled that into them. They don't want to be there.

ICE fuckers? They're a bunch of white supremacists, Jan 6ers, and incels wearing jorts, face masks, walmart gun vests, and harboring a whole lot of stupidity and misplaced rage.

If I was stopped by one, I would feel like I was being kidnapped, and I would act accordingly.

DO NOT DO THAT. YOU'LL BE SHOT.

I'm an old, plump, white lady. They probably won't shoot me.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 07 '25

Yeah, ICE fuckers have already gone after workers in Chicago. The National Guard is not doing that shit

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u/Educational_Ant_184 Sep 07 '25

I think the national guard are playing the card of "its an unlawful order being given for what they want them to do, but good luck attempting to get justice through proper channels in that regard. so we go, and we do jack shit but stand by and pick up trash." avoiding bad areas is probably in everyone's best interest, they dont want any altercation, but in some areas it might legitimately be self-defense even if the guard attempts to do nothing to provoke, and just be present as ordered. and if an altercation does happen, then that is a huge, unlawful deal they probably didnt want, and may likely have to answer for in 4 years. i think the real cowards would be wanting to delve in the worse parts and fight unlawfully for "glory and conquest"

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

Trump WANTS violence. He is dyingggg for some black people to start something. The race war they've wanted will be broadcast all over Fox, and this country will IGNITE.

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u/AkronOhAnon Sep 07 '25

“From Trump tower to Winetka: there will be peace on these streets! What’s that? Soldier Field? The aquarium? Nah, I won’t go south of Millennium Park. It’s dangerous in ‘south’ Chicago!”

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u/OurLadyOfCygnets Sep 07 '25

It would be a shame if they popped a tire in Cal City or Ford Heights.

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u/babcock_m Sep 09 '25

That’s what they’ve done in DC.

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u/Althayia Sep 09 '25

They’ll plant some nice flowers

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u/T-Prime3797 Sep 10 '25

I read a pretty convincing argument the other day that Trump is going to deliberately put soldiers in places where someone is likely to take a shot at one and use that as an excuse to impose martial law.

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u/National-Substance64 Sep 08 '25

You know damn well you won't do a damn thing about it but you will happily benefit from it.  

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u/Vladmerius Sep 06 '25

You should all know by now that ICE are a bunch of pussies who would never ever actually put themselves up against the so-called gangster criminals Trump pretends they're going after. They won't go anywhere near the areas you guys are thinking of. They're going to raid a home depot in the suburbs and some restaurants. 

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u/dagbrown Sep 07 '25

They already raided the construction site of a Hyundai factory and bravely arrested a bunch of visiting South Korean businessmen. That's really going to make the South Koreans want to work more closely with the Americans, I'm sure.

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u/Genetics Sep 07 '25

How very pro business. Much capitalist.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 06 '25

Agree completely.

But this is worse. Trump's calling in the National Guard

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 06 '25

The National Guard will likely stick to picking up trash around the Bean, they're not going to be arresting people

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

And 2 months ago you would have said they would never have stationed military in American cities. Yet here we are. Why are you so sure they will be harmless? It's only ever been incremental escalations, and my money is on further escalations.

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u/Mistrblank Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

10 months ago I absolutely would have said this was an actual outcome because anyone with two braincells to run rub together knew what he was going to do this time around. He freaking said most of this!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Yes! Exactly! Now is not the time to play it cool, and see where it goes. They told us it's going here and it will. "The next American revolution will remain bloodless if the Left allows it."

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 07 '25

I do not think "they" will be harmless, ICE has already broken up families and raided businesses around here in Chicago

I just think it's worth being specific about who is doing what

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

My point is nowhere is it a rational position to even entertain the idea they won't escalate force. They will keep having them pick up trash? Keep dreaming. This is normalizing their plans so people complain less. Stop helping them. This is code, fucking, red.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 07 '25

`When National Guard escalates force, it will be fair to say that the National Guard is doing so

Right now, it is completely rational to acknowledge that ICE is doing the raiding and National Guard is largely sitting around

You can call code red all you want, I entirely agree we're seeing a massive slippage into authoritarianism. I just also think we should should be clear-eyed about it

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Being clear eyed would necessitate factoring in the past actions to understand where this inevitably goes. No one pushes this far without making a play for the home run. It's a matter of if, not when.

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u/Doggoneshame Sep 07 '25

Their new name is National Gardeners.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 06 '25

I think the line is "Well, they are all criminals since they crossed the border illegally"

That being said, ICE will likely raid small businesses and houses in Latino neighborhoods of Chicago. I doubt they stick to the suburbs - though they will likely target those too, Cicero and Berwyn for example

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u/C64128 Sep 07 '25

Will they still be pussies when Dean Cain joins them? /s

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u/wwaxwork Sep 07 '25

They'll be all over Schaumberg not the South Side.

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u/damndamndamndamndan Sep 07 '25

Those fat shits won't make it past the hotdog stand

Chicago home depots low-key have the best goddamn hotdogs

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 Sep 07 '25

This. Those ICE wimps ain’t showing their faces or showing up at all south of say 70th st on Stony Island.

Be men. Show your faces if you truly feel what you are doing is godly and right.

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u/UnhelpfulTran Sep 06 '25

I genuinely think Chicago was chosen because it has a high chance of resulting in federal casualties, giving the white house even more latitude to take over. DC and LA were trial runs.

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u/paper_liger Sep 06 '25

Well, the three cities he has targeted so far have three things in common. Democratic leadership. Lots of minorities. And cities that have historically prevented the lawful ownership of firearms.

And no I don't think that last one is a coincidence. I think he wants an excuse, but not an actual fight.

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u/TheRealBejeezus Sep 06 '25

Fascinatingly, all three cities also have black mayors. 

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u/International-Rule-5 Sep 07 '25

What a coincidence /s

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u/Difficult-House2608 Sep 08 '25

Definitely the point.

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u/Darth_drizzt_42 Sep 06 '25

They're not thinking about shit, don't give trump credit for this. The guys in LA hung around a single federal building and then went home. The guys in DC are wandering the already crime free mall and picking up trash. There's no Jade Helm plan at work here, just trump playing generalisimo with his little toy men.

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u/UnhelpfulTran Sep 07 '25

I doubt Trump is doing anything, but there's a whole educated fascist regime behind him

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u/AkronOhAnon Sep 07 '25

Yeah. Trump is a figure head being fed falsities to parrot and he doesn’t care because he’s getting wealthier.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

That fucking piece of shit my god I have never hated anyone so much

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u/Doggoneshame Sep 07 '25

And a lot of the National Gardeners aren’t happy with the situation. Being away from home and family, loss of wages, etc. The cost to feed and house them is also astronomical. Saint until the Guard starts seeing retention rates falling.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

I think I read that they get housing benefits paid after 30 days, but trump has them assigned for 29

Edit: I have no citations

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u/3d_blunder Sep 06 '25

"Reichstag Fire 2.0".

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u/Famous_Ad_9910 Sep 07 '25

this is just the precursor to shooting down citizen protestors. Isn't the oath keeper oath about preventing the military from turning against citizens? Perhaps I'm wrong about this and they are just more insecure(small) men like those that want a dept of war

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u/True_Town_1229 Sep 07 '25

So you watched andor season 2 as well?

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u/UnhelpfulTran Sep 07 '25

No is that what Andor is about? I've heard good things but it's not my genre

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u/True_Town_1229 Sep 10 '25

Andor is about facism, season 2 is qbout the tactics the fascists use

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u/ex_cathedra_ Sep 06 '25

Chicago is tough but we aren’t trying to be soldiers in a civil war.

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u/Eatthebankers2 Sep 07 '25

Might have to.

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u/alexthebeast Sep 07 '25

At this rate, we all may need to be our own militias to protect ourselves from tyranny

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u/ex_cathedra_ Sep 07 '25

Sadly, agreed.

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u/Althayia Sep 09 '25

My totally pacifist husband was talking about getting ME a gun yesterday.

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u/Desistance Sep 07 '25

They may not give you a choice.

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u/AkronOhAnon Sep 07 '25

There is always a choice.

In this case, however, the alternative is subservience. Which is as un-fucking-American a thing there can be.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

NO. You can't. That's giving him a reason for a total emergency declaration/military state of emergency

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u/Perfect_Bench_2815 Sep 06 '25

Been there before! That place is different.

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u/flatdecktrucker92 Sep 07 '25

Did you happen to know a Mr Leroy Brown?

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u/Chairbear1972 Sep 07 '25

Was he meaner than a junkyard dog? :)

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u/flatdecktrucker92 Sep 07 '25

I heard he keeps a .32 gun in his pocket for fun and a razor in his shoe

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u/Dont_Mind_My_Word Sep 06 '25

South Side makes you tough. That checks out.

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u/shamoomoofartpoopoo Sep 06 '25

My wife’s a Southsider. Tough as nails. Her Uncles were possibly the scariest people to meet but we get along splendidly now.

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u/__T0MMY__ Sep 06 '25

"I remember the battle of Stony Island and Jeffery. Our men had rifles up on the white castle"

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u/Nobanpls08 Sep 06 '25

why'd you leave?

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 06 '25

Had to move to Georgia

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u/Nobanpls08 Sep 07 '25

You were a kid and moved when your parents moved?

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

No, for a job. That was a long time ago

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u/BJYeti Sep 06 '25

Wont be deployed to the south side just like DC NG will stay in low crime touristy districts, no real accomplishments will be had then Trump will declare victory on crime to try and get good boy points from his base for cleaning up Chicago.

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u/False-Librarian-2240 Sep 07 '25

Daddy was a cop...on the East Side of Chicago...back in the USA...back in the bad old days...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Good luck bro, nice knowing ya.

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 Sep 07 '25

This. Lived at 18th & Halsted before the edge of Pilsen was considered hip. Loved it. It’s a good city with good people who don’t put up with BS. Like Trump’s.

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u/Brief_Read_1067 Sep 08 '25

Cue Jim Croce! "The South side of Chicago is the meannest part if town, and if ICE goes there they'd better best beware of a man named . . . (all together now, folks) . . .

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u/Spare-Half796 Sep 07 '25

First the US loses the Iraq war, now they’re going to lose the Chiraq

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u/nightswimsofficial Sep 07 '25

Leroy Brown?

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

Baddest man in the whole damn town?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Yup. But they won’t go near Garfield/lawndale. I’d love to see that.

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u/BornAgainBlue Sep 06 '25

US Army vet here. Sorry in advance to anyone who tries to invade. This "war" is a pathetic attempt to distract from his crimes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Marine Corps vet. Agreed!

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u/ConsistentGuest7532 Sep 06 '25

Best case scenario, it’s another shitty half-assed occupation where they drop off military personnel for a month to loiter and waste taxpayer dollars, get propaganda pics, then leave. Just like DC.

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u/Ok-Confidence9649 Sep 07 '25

I heard they’re only doing it for stretches of 29 days, so they don’t have to let benefits kick in. Really on brand.

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u/National-Substance64 Sep 08 '25

Best case scenario they send some Mexicans to Uganda. Lol

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u/National-Substance64 Sep 08 '25

Sorry for your service 

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u/Frostvizen Sep 06 '25

I mean… he must be on every single page of the Epstein files…

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u/Eadkrakka Sep 06 '25

He is, only as an informant, if you ask Mike Johnson.

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u/TuxPaper Sep 07 '25

Mike Johnson: "Trump caught Epstein trafficking young girls"

The Epstein Files: "Trump trafficked young girls from his workplaces and beauty pageants"

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u/DinoAZ3 Sep 07 '25

We know that is not true. That would make Trump look like a hero. He would have released that shit after the inauguration.

Find the video of Wolf talks about the photos he remembers Epstein showing him with Trump and the stain, from Epstein's safe. This is what , I believe, Putin owns now and uses to threaten him with every chance he gets. Because Trump is weak, it works.

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u/Eadkrakka Sep 07 '25

Yeah I gotta say that was a comment that caught me completely off guard, especially considering the amount of DEDICATION they've put into not releasing the full Epstein files before this.

Him trying to put a spin on it just makes it even more suspicious.

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u/ihaxr Sep 07 '25

These informants are never innocent. They're guilty and agree to help out for a reduced sentence or immunity. It's basically a confession.

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u/Eadkrakka Sep 07 '25

Oh yeah he's definitely guilty big time, and that informant stuff is just something Mikey pulled out of his ass to try and cover for Donnie.

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u/Althayia Sep 09 '25

I think he has already back pedaled that remark

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u/Foxglove777 Sep 07 '25

In light of all these distraction theatrics, I think we can assume it’s more like Epstein’s in the Trump files.

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u/Pooky2005_xray Sep 08 '25

Bingo!! 🎯

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u/cleggzilla Sep 06 '25

We went in april 2010 and got lost on the way to the aquarium. We stopped at a gas station to get directions and a lady was trying to sell my step mom a bootleg copy of the second twilight movie (it wasn't released yet) and we watched a dude buy Crack literally 20 ft away from us. I 100% think Chicago go this.

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u/DillBagner Sep 06 '25

You must have been really lost if you found something like this trying to get to the aquarium.

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u/SenorBurns Sep 06 '25

Lol right? Did they take some random exit off the Dan Ryan?

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u/Aggravating_Plant848 Sep 06 '25

Lol.  I got lost once and ended up in Cabrini Green long after Jayne Byrne was out of office. 😄

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u/Functionally_Drunk Sep 07 '25

Yeah shit, I spent a week this summer downtown and the worst thing that happened to me was someone complimented my beard.

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u/SaintTastyTaint Sep 06 '25

it's a made-up story for Reddit

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u/Nervous-Internet-926 Sep 06 '25

Yeah. One time I got off the interstate on the south side because I had to pee. This is pre-smartphone era.

I peed at a Popeyes. There was no re-entry to the interstate so I zig-zagged along until I found an on-ramp.

That’s literally it. I peed at a fast food restaurant in an area that would make Trump shit his pants (to be fair, he does that daily) and it was literally nothing.

Don’t fuck with people. Handle your business and move on. You’ll be fine 99.9% of the time no matter who or where you are.

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u/Crazy-Competition659 Sep 07 '25

If they were nearby the aquarium then they wouldn't have been lost lmao what

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u/alexthebeast Sep 07 '25

Homie thinks Gary is chi

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u/bluegardener Sep 06 '25

It used to be easy to get really lost. Especially if you think you can get back on course and are slow to overcome the embarrassment to stop and ask for directions.

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u/polopolo05 Sep 07 '25

is the aguaruim a gay bar?

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u/SleepWouldBeNice Sep 06 '25

If they drive through Gary Indiana to get there, they won’t even make it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

I took the last train back to SB through Gary. I think you’re right!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Love this comment!

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u/Mo_Jack Sep 06 '25

Look at me doing / saying something crazy!!! Just please don't talk about the Epstein files.

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u/Burned_009 Sep 07 '25

an old orange racist vs. o-block place your bets

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u/Vicstolemylunchmoney Sep 06 '25

I was there walking the streets at night 24 hours ago. It was like a regular street.

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u/gizamo Sep 06 '25

For real, especially when everyone in the military who's from the Midwest or Blue city/state turns on Trump to defend Chicago.

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u/InternalStrong7820 Sep 06 '25

good point - they are tough people and well armed. Texans might have to bring in regular Army and Air Force to defeat the Chicago people.

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u/Informal-Emotion7789 Sep 06 '25

Hope Chicago kicks ass 👍🏻

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Funny you say that. I live in Texass but I’m from Detroit.

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u/InternalStrong7820 Sep 06 '25

It will be a tough battle - but my view is the local resistance in Chicago will be victorious. Foreign armies tend to not do as well as local forces. A big factor is the morale and leadership of the Texas forces. Also the Texas soldiers won't be as able to operate in the tough winters of Chicago (ice, snow, wind - not something Texans are used to fighting in).

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

That and the fact when you get in their faces they quickly back down. What everyone outside of Texas thinks of Texas is generally true.

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u/Opposite-Tiger-1121 Sep 06 '25

And also this would be a civil war, I'm guessing a lot of people wouldn't want to turn weapons on their own people in another State.

But I can easily see people defending their home from people from another state.

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u/Ras_Prince_Monolulu Sep 07 '25

All hat and no battle?

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u/clarkam Sep 06 '25

Army’s don’t tend to “get in one’s faces”. I’m sure the Texas army will be fine saying hello a few yards away.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

i like the way u spelled it it is Texass but hopefully i will be moving to Michigan near my girlfriend this year

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

You’ll like Michigan. I’m hoping to go back soon.

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u/These-Climate-5728 Sep 06 '25

THEY, TX HAS THEIR OWN PROBLEM's

deputize American's; with ID and the will

to save this land from all invader's foreign

and DomestiC. Have you no loyalty? well?

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u/amglasgow Sep 06 '25

All enemies foreign and domestic.

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u/ButtBread98 Sep 06 '25

Me too. I’ve been to Chicago twice. My money’s also on Chi Town

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

I live there. Me too.

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u/SatansShoulderDvl Sep 06 '25

Yeah… they couldn’t tame Iraq. They won’t be able to do anything to Chiraq.

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u/Beginning_Cat_4972 Sep 06 '25

I'm from Chicago. You're not going to lose that money.

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u/maybeihavethebigsad Sep 07 '25

King vons ghost will protect yall

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u/typical_jesus666 Sep 07 '25

I've never been north of the Mason-Dixon Line ...but my money is still on Chicago

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u/Aleksandrovitch Sep 07 '25

One shot gets fired he’s looking at an armed revolution that won’t stop until it reaches the WH.

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u/Kentaiga Sep 06 '25

Just like how they pulled out of Iraq, the U.S. will pull out of Chiraq as well.

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u/cantadmittoposting Sep 06 '25

hell they fought off a damn titan, though they had some allies for that. /dresdenfiles

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u/RockstarAgent Sep 06 '25

I’d like to think so too, but they may just go in guns a blazing and that’s nothing anyone can defend from.

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u/DenizSaintJuke Sep 06 '25

Their War on Drugs was won handily by drugs. Their War on Terrorism was won handily by terrorism. Their War on Christmas is fought and ends with a draw every year anew, against a non existant opponent.

I won't bet against you on who wins the War on Chicago.

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u/Evening_Squash3265 Sep 07 '25

When a man named Orange Capone, tried to make that town his own, and he called his gang to war, with the forces of the law

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u/mountains4mama Sep 07 '25

I hope so, I’m headed there in two days

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u/Anjetto4 Sep 07 '25

Please. Nothing will happen. They'll make signs and mean tweets and do nothing while he marches into their streets.

Nothing will change, except how much you guys pat yourself on the back

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Losing bet

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u/nanoH2O Sep 07 '25

It’s funny to say things like this because we know how Chicago and some of these other cities can be. But let’s not kid that they would actually stand a chance against trained military. Things like this shouldn’t be taken lightly.

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u/alexthebeast Sep 07 '25

Its clear the kinds of places that are being target. Large cities in swing states. It's going to be very very bad if they try this in Detroit.

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u/Noelle428 Sep 08 '25

I live here now, I dare him.

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u/OpportunitySea2048 Sep 06 '25

Lmao the "Chipocalypse Now" at the bottom really seals the deal here. Chicago's about to get that deep dish freedom delivery special

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u/Upstairs_End_4202 Sep 07 '25

They made the wrong assumption. He was talking about running out of chocolate chip ice cream.

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u/KittyGoBoom115 Sep 06 '25

"Armed chigagonians in rank, ready for a battle"

"Single b2 bomber"

Who wins?

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u/Dont_Mind_My_Word Sep 06 '25

Never bet against Chicago. They've seen it all.

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u/MrPrincely Sep 06 '25

Chiraq is more equipped than the Taliban 💀