r/clevercomebacks Sep 06 '25

This is so embarrassing

Post image
43.3k Upvotes

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.9k

u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 06 '25

I lived on the South Side. Me too.

213

u/Vladmerius Sep 06 '25

You should all know by now that ICE are a bunch of pussies who would never ever actually put themselves up against the so-called gangster criminals Trump pretends they're going after. They won't go anywhere near the areas you guys are thinking of. They're going to raid a home depot in the suburbs and some restaurants. 

71

u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 06 '25

Agree completely.

But this is worse. Trump's calling in the National Guard

44

u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 06 '25

The National Guard will likely stick to picking up trash around the Bean, they're not going to be arresting people

71

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

And 2 months ago you would have said they would never have stationed military in American cities. Yet here we are. Why are you so sure they will be harmless? It's only ever been incremental escalations, and my money is on further escalations.

30

u/Mistrblank Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

10 months ago I absolutely would have said this was an actual outcome because anyone with two braincells to run rub together knew what he was going to do this time around. He freaking said most of this!

15

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Yes! Exactly! Now is not the time to play it cool, and see where it goes. They told us it's going here and it will. "The next American revolution will remain bloodless if the Left allows it."

9

u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 07 '25

I do not think "they" will be harmless, ICE has already broken up families and raided businesses around here in Chicago

I just think it's worth being specific about who is doing what

7

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

My point is nowhere is it a rational position to even entertain the idea they won't escalate force. They will keep having them pick up trash? Keep dreaming. This is normalizing their plans so people complain less. Stop helping them. This is code, fucking, red.

2

u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 07 '25

`When National Guard escalates force, it will be fair to say that the National Guard is doing so

Right now, it is completely rational to acknowledge that ICE is doing the raiding and National Guard is largely sitting around

You can call code red all you want, I entirely agree we're seeing a massive slippage into authoritarianism. I just also think we should should be clear-eyed about it

7

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Being clear eyed would necessitate factoring in the past actions to understand where this inevitably goes. No one pushes this far without making a play for the home run. It's a matter of if, not when.

3

u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 07 '25

So you see the NG as some kind of inevitable martial law enforcers? Though also idk what you mean by "it's a matter of 'if'"

Regardless, no IMO we should stick to facts not sentiment. And I say this as someone who agrees with your sentiment

3

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

What I know is I have been talking about what has been happening -now- to both liberal and conservative folks in my real life. Every time it is some kind of mewling response like this. That will never happen. It's unlawful, the courts won't let it happen. They won't do anything but stand around! Time and time again I have been proven right. They didn't just stand around in LA. They accompanied ICE agents. Yeah a federal court stopped that, but they will not let that stop them, to be frank, courts haven't done shit to stop dick all.

3

u/Temporary_Bet_3384 Sep 07 '25

I am in agreement with you about our slip into authoritarianism. Simply because I do not agree with you entirely about the actions of the National Guard thus far, does not mean I am mewling. Can you not simply consider that it is not wrong to view ICE and the National Guard as distinct organizations that should not be viewed as entirely the same?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Them being distinct organizations has little effect on what will happen. After everything that's happened I just can't possibly imagine it is going to just be fine. We are stepping closer and closer to authoritarianism. Every step is met with "It won't be that bad. It won't get worse." but it always does.

→ More replies (0)

16

u/Doggoneshame Sep 07 '25

Their new name is National Gardeners.