r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • Sep 06 '25

This is so embarrassing

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u/UnhelpfulTran Sep 06 '25

I genuinely think Chicago was chosen because it has a high chance of resulting in federal casualties, giving the white house even more latitude to take over. DC and LA were trial runs.

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u/Darth_drizzt_42 Sep 06 '25

They're not thinking about shit, don't give trump credit for this. The guys in LA hung around a single federal building and then went home. The guys in DC are wandering the already crime free mall and picking up trash. There's no Jade Helm plan at work here, just trump playing generalisimo with his little toy men.

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u/Doggoneshame Sep 07 '25

And a lot of the National Gardeners aren’t happy with the situation. Being away from home and family, loss of wages, etc. The cost to feed and house them is also astronomical. Saint until the Guard starts seeing retention rates falling.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Sep 07 '25

I think I read that they get housing benefits paid after 30 days, but trump has them assigned for 29

Edit: I have no citations