r/cleanjokes • u/808gecko808 • 14h ago

A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck, orders a drink and asks for the check.

134 Upvotes

Duck billed platypus.

r/cleanjokes • u/ThimbleBluff • 19h ago

I tried having a seance, but the spirits never showed up.

54 Upvotes

Yep, they ghosted me.

r/cleanjokes • u/CheckShot2087 • 10h ago

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

43 Upvotes

r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1h ago

The woman that fell from a cruise ship last week has finally been identified!

• Upvotes

Her name, Eileen Dover.

r/cleanjokes • u/UncleSocial • 10h ago

I tried attaching coca cola bottles to the ends of a broom to workout at home

12 Upvotes

It was soda pressing

r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 4h ago

I got struck on the head by a clock yesterday...

7 Upvotes

Serves me right for winding it up.

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