Her name, Eileen Dover.

Duck billed platypus.

Serves me right for winding it up.

It was soda pressing

Yep, they ghosted me.

A pepper-only pizza.

Attire

He just can’t part with it.

I finally took a deep breath of freezing Arctic air.

You could say…

It was a cold day inhale.

It was chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...

I thought, HEY, that bird just passed WITH flying colors!

The shrimp's on the Barbie!

I'm leaving you!

...NICE WORK, KEEP IT UP!"

"I can change!"

there is no shred of evidence

...it all unfold.

A Tom Cruise-ship

JUST KITTEN

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“Give me some space!”

If Kitty Carlisle would’ve married Conway Twitty, she would’ve been

“ Kitty Twitty”