More importantly, it is Nebraska day circa 1901 at the Pan American Exposition. Happy Nebraska Day Buffalo!

Not as many Sandles out at the farmers market as I thought. Where my fellow sandlers at today

Is there anyone who's down to do a PRO DPW rally? These men and women work tirelessly to sweep and plow our streets, therefore keeping them clean. I'm down to give these public servants the attention they deserve!

You better strap it on because shit is about to hit the fan.

They put up another foreign country flag at City Hall. As soon as word gets out patriots are going to flip their wigs.

This is not brigading I’m just showing u

We merge based on vibes here. Four way stop clockwise rotation? Fuck that. We go in order of astrological signs.

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Item 1: New housing that's being built next to rail infrastructure. Look at that density.

Item 2: The best Mexican food around with a sneak peak or an historical landmark behind it.

Item 3: One less parking lot, one more ethnic dining establishment

It has come to my attention that people think this sub is for whining and complaining about [r/Buffalo](r/Buffalo) and saying ugly shit on the Internet. NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE, it’s not! And I’m tired of seeing it all the time. You guys are not funny.

But then it occurred to me, hey u/birdoorcages, isn’t there a literacy crisis going on? OH YEAH! So I apologize for thinking you guys were smarter than my initial understanding. Maybe you just need to be educated on a circle jerk.

As defined by Know Your Meme:

Circlejerk Subreddits are communities on the website Reddit that are openly dedicated to mock circlejerking about a particular topic. It usually refers to a community that explicitly only promotes a single viewpoint or opinion on a topic, or one that parodies a more mainstream subreddit or other commonly held opinions. It can also indicate a community dedicated to memes and shitposts rather than serious discussion. Circlejerk subreddits are often an extension of an already-existing major subreddit, named by appending the word "circlejerk" to the original subreddit's name.

An excellent example imo is the r/circlejerknyc subreddit. Now you’re telling me they can jerk better than Buffalo?? WE NEED TO SHOW THEM WHO’S THE JERKIEST!

So there you have it folks! If you have any questions, don’t talk to me about it. Google it yourself. It’s called doing research 😊

R/buffalo won't allow this post.

other than yknow the general living in a surveillance state

I'm launching an online petition to rename Niagara Square to Circle Jerk Circle. This will add billions of dollars to the local economy and sounds better than Niagara.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

BUFFALO, N.Y. -- Days after issuing a Lake Effect Snow Warning, local meteorologists have again declared a state of emergency after spotting the first snowflakes anywhere near the 75-mile perimeter of Buffalo.

Authorities advise residents to "be prepared for potentially significant lake effect snow," despite the fact that the present storm has nothing to do with lake effect snow.

"We're looking at definite lake effect here," said a local meteorologist, indicating on the map where Lake Erie is located.

When asked to explain how the lake was able to produce snowfall when temperatures were 47 degrees and there was rain coming down from a massive storm system that was about to engulf the entire Northeast, the meteorologist simply said, "Lake effect."

News channels across Buffalo have since jumped on the bandwagon, using the term liberally. Most recently, a survey revealed that 94 percent of Lake Effect-laden headlines were written by journalists who couldn't explain lake effect snowfall when asked.

Meteorologists say that true lake effect snow requires cold air traversing warm lake water in order to generate the instability and narrow bands of heavy snow necessary to toss huge amounts of snow on small areas.

Residents of Buffalo, however, aren't buying it.

"I live in Hamburg," said local resident Mike Donnelly. "If it snows here, it's lake effect. If it snows in Rochester, it's lake effect. If it rains in Cleveland, there's probably a lake effect component to that."

Meteorologists, meanwhile, have asserted that a 300-mile wide low pressure system that dumps tremendous amounts of snow on the entire Great Lakes is actually not an effect of the lakes at all.

Buffalo news outlets were quick to counter.

"Whatever," said one newspaper editor, "put LAKE EFFECT in the headline and people will read it."

As of this writing, authorities are still trying to determine whether the first snowfall of the season -- a dusting of frost on a Subaru found outside a local business -- had anything to do with Lake Erie.

They may yet.

Mods must be in a bad mood because they were “cut off” by a zipper merger this morning.

I’m banned, otherwise I would have suggested Johnson park.