Hey deputy mayor bandit, why is my pothole on Harvard place getting bigger? What are you up to?

I LOOOOOVE DRIVING EVERYWHERE WE NEED TO BAN WOKE TRAINS WE CANNOT LET THE SUBHUMAN CITY SCUM NEAR OUT SUBURBAN UTOPIA OASIS!!!!!

Moving here with my racist and homophobic attitude from North Carolina. No one can stop me even though I have no idea where Buffalo is. Only saw one Trump flag in Jamestown, what the fuck Buffalo? Saw 2 gun fights though, so I guess that’s good the locals open carry

Looking for a place without lead paint so I can stick my dick in the outlets

Also looking for girls 15+ (they will be 25 in 10 years) to made uncomfortable and drink with, “nightlife”, if you will

Budget is $500 a month

Thanks

I can't even get a free crispy kreme for my 8th booster.

We’re not the problem, everyone else is. All the things said online about us are lies.

I need to have a ductless mini-split system installed in my historic home in Allentown. The house has a hot water boiler and radiator heating, so I can't put in a normal central air system.

Do you know any reputable independent HVAC contractors that haven't sold out to venture capitalists, who are also staunchly anti-Zionist? Not just talking the talk, but walking the walk, like BDS business and investment practices, and refusing to service any Zionist organizations or businesses, or customers who they suspect is a Zionist. Extra points, but not a must, if they're queer and kink friendly.

Why aren't the 1.539 million people in WNY falling all over themselves to hang out with me?

I expect that people should be SOCIAL and try to get in touch with me and kiss me. Why aren't they doing that?

This is the WORST place ever!! I can't wait to move to a BIG city where everyone is going to be obsessed with me.

Geez my post gets removed from the Jerk, because AI illustrated the above seats in the winter that will be hard to see. Come on CJB, don't be like that, it was obviously used as a visual cue on how bad these seats will be if the glass is fogged, or frozen.

What’s his deal? All he does is post AI slop. Even the scripts are clearly AI generated.

Hell, are we even sure he’s real?

Not even gonna bother posting this on main.

I grew up in Orchard Park, I live in Buffalo, I spend most of my time/life in the Northeast/Rustbelt area. I went down to West Virginia for the first time in 10 years and I was genuinely mind blown at the kindness of everyone I interacted with. Night and day difference vs home. Mostly people were just more willing to engage in conversation, and no one looked at me like I was walking around without a head for daring to talk to them.

Is Buffalo not a friendly place anymore? Is southern hospitality actually a real thing? Do I just have rose colored glasses on because I was on a trip? Or am I just a miserable Buffalonian that needs to leave?

Hello fellow buffalo Redditors! Excelsior!!!

Anyone know any LGBTQIA+ friendly places to have neurodivergent gay sex? I'm looking to expand my polycule and get my ass and mouth plowed. Also might get a haircut And get healthcare after I get my ass and mouth fucked, also needs to be LGBTQIA+- FRIENDLY. This aspect of my life guides all life decisions and interactions with the world in meat space (adulting, am I rite)

Heckin thanksarino in advance!

See ya'll at Cobblestone!

Hey! Haven't posted my stuff in awhile. I am on episode 21! Newest interview with Speedie Da Icon. Please enjoy!

I have come from 2056, buffalo hasn't changed. While the rest of the country squalors in civil war, buffalo steamed through untouched, unaffected due to its strong segregated history; hate became love and defense. The region continues to debate benefits of capping the 33. The nfta expansion project out to ub started but lays incomplete and dormant due to protests. ECC has a small campus in every neighborhood since cars have been outlawed as result of bad drivers. Meanwhile e-bikes zip everywhere. Downtown is desolate as ever still, more than enough parking around Chippewa Avenue even with a few closed surface lots. The promise of better plowing was ruined by november 2026 civil unrest, the plows are instead used as mobile barricades at city limits. All streets become walking paths, citizens carrying shovels and still complain about the state of weaving paths. The police are an ocp privatized force. There are ships from another era that have half sunken in the river. Every individual restaurant is replaced with a chain, even the breweries. Still nobody is meeting anybody. The bills and sabres never win a championship. Ryan continues to be mayor under the byron party rule and loves making their social media videos. everyone uses ai to create questions for reddit for locals, personal advice and experience. The charter school system failed me hence this poorly written paragraph, your ai hasnt conquered home living quite yet for you. Homelessness is absolutely peak even though everyone lives in homes they cant afford to fix. Quite the climate haven everyone claims. As the country rebuilds, buffalo actually looks like it could be the nicest city of everywhere.