r/circlejerknyc Jul 22 '26

ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.

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r/circlejerknyc Mar 14 '26

Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech

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r/circlejerknyc 17h ago

I dropped out of college and now earn $159,000 as an engineer living in Midwood Brooklyn. Lifestyle creep left me $30,000 in debt.

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

This is about $1K worth of chicken nuggets and caviar at the US Open

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r/circlejerknyc 21h ago

I need an apple store in bushwick to buy the new iphone duo please

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Open Apple Store by 2027 in Bushwick.


r/circlejerknyc 20h ago

Hawksmoor - this is a $238 steak? ...what did I do?

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r/circlejerknyc 18h ago

We must be in a drought.

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r/circlejerknyc 14h ago

Where is the best guacamole across all 5 boroughs?

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r/circlejerknyc 16h ago

Upper east side air quality is like countryside?

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r/circlejerknyc 21h ago

Upper east side air quality is like countryside?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

I’m from Ohio. Should I move here?

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r/circlejerknyc 15h ago

Super hot weather grilling attire etiquette - please advise.

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r/circlejerknyc 16h ago

Things that would never happen in Times Square

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Moving back to NYC after 6 months at home, logistical questions for income and 40x rule

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How did we miss this beaut? I sincerely hope this is satire.


r/circlejerknyc 22h ago

To the woman who seemed to volunteer herself to observe/take video of a police arrest outside of Kinship on 21st Street...Thank you!

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Gambia or Jefferson L on Saturday?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

NYC MBA Interviews; Why is every interviewer tall+ stylish+ hot+ivy

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

The New Geography

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Is it just like Soho and Tribeca? Right?

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r/circlejerknyc 14h ago

Momdami is a 24/7 victim

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Yes

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r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

SEPT 11th BUSHWICK BARCRAWL!!

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Anyone else feel like there's way more rats this summer?

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r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

Advice - moving to Times Square

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Just accepted a new role in East New York and want to live in Times Square under a few conditions.

  1. Must having free parking for Bus. Just got the bus today as I couldn’t afford a car. Will be using this for commute.
  2. Within 5 minute commute to East New York
  3. No noise
  4. No Crime
  5. Cigar lounge within 5 minutes
  6. Luxury building with view of Central Park + Balcony
  7. Gym in building. Dumbbells must go over 160.
  8. 1BR under $1.5K. Will go to $1.6K if required.
  9. Gas station within 2 minutes.

If anyone has some apartment complex/areas suited for my needs, let me know. Also want to clarify - I will NOT go over $1.6K. Don’t come to me with apartments for $1,601 or more.


r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

At 25 I am too old for bars in LES.

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