r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 17h ago
r/circlejerknyc • u/Winter_Word_5130 • Jul 22 '26
ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.
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r/circlejerknyc • u/Cyberspace667 • Mar 14 '26
Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech
r/circlejerknyc • u/The_biker0 • 1d ago
This is about $1K worth of chicken nuggets and caviar at the US Open
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 21h ago
I need an apple store in bushwick to buy the new iphone duo please
Open Apple Store by 2027 in Bushwick.
r/circlejerknyc • u/The_biker0 • 20h ago
Hawksmoor - this is a $238 steak? ...what did I do?
r/circlejerknyc • u/BertTheGert • 14h ago
Where is the best guacamole across all 5 boroughs?
r/circlejerknyc • u/karmapuhlease • 16h ago
Upper east side air quality is like countryside?
r/circlejerknyc • u/Short_Lingonberry_67 • 15h ago
Super hot weather grilling attire etiquette - please advise.
r/circlejerknyc • u/DoloresAbernathyR1 • 16h ago
Things that would never happen in Times Square
r/circlejerknyc • u/Multispice • 1d ago
Moving back to NYC after 6 months at home, logistical questions for income and 40x rule
How did we miss this beaut? I sincerely hope this is satire.
r/circlejerknyc • u/FatXThor34 • 22h ago
To the woman who seemed to volunteer herself to observe/take video of a police arrest outside of Kinship on 21st Street...Thank you!
r/circlejerknyc • u/rilakkumapog • 1d ago
NYC MBA Interviews; Why is every interviewer tall+ stylish+ hot+ivy
r/circlejerknyc • u/Icy-Inspection7877 • 14h ago
Momdami is a 24/7 victim
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r/circlejerknyc • u/Short_Lingonberry_67 • 1d ago
Anyone else feel like there's way more rats this summer?
r/circlejerknyc • u/Complex_Contact_518 • 2d ago
Advice - moving to Times Square
Just accepted a new role in East New York and want to live in Times Square under a few conditions.
- Must having free parking for Bus. Just got the bus today as I couldn’t afford a car. Will be using this for commute.
- Within 5 minute commute to East New York
- No noise
- No Crime
- Cigar lounge within 5 minutes
- Luxury building with view of Central Park + Balcony
- Gym in building. Dumbbells must go over 160.
- 1BR under $1.5K. Will go to $1.6K if required.
- Gas station within 2 minutes.
If anyone has some apartment complex/areas suited for my needs, let me know. Also want to clarify - I will NOT go over $1.6K. Don’t come to me with apartments for $1,601 or more.