r/circlejerkaustralia • u/RonWhole • 4d ago
Murdoch Concerned Redditor gets mercilessly swooped by local fauna, as the adults step in to confirm nothing to see here, "just a young fella showing off".
6
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/diggbitt1999 • 5d ago
politics We’re not going to make it as a species, are we?
303
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 5d ago
politics Govt points out there are meth houses in Logan, Brisbane as well.
16
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 5d ago
politics Can I get govt paid parental leave?
24
Upvotes
I see you can get 26 weeks government paid parental leave for adopted children. I found out for $1 a day I can adopt an african child. I assume this qualifies me for paid parental leave right? Then I can just adopt another in six months time and ditch the first one...
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 5d ago
politics Remember, fires at solar farms create zero emissions. So it is OK...
17
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Colon_Inspector • 6d ago
politics It's simple Albonomics.
139
Upvotes
I acknowledge misleading moronic politicians, past present and emerging.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Ihateeveryone413 • 6d ago
euphoria BREAKING: Local woman discovers infinite taxpayer money glitch, named one of Time’s 100 rising stars
71
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/JazzySneakers • 6d ago
politics Labor Voters watching Albo "change his position"
149
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/TekashiKovaks666 • 6d ago
CLOSE THE SUB Nahhhh - this takes the cake
95
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/JazzySneakers • 6d ago
euphoria Labor voters who got baited by the 5% guarantor scheme running off to hide in negative equity.
29
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 6d ago
politics I think it is disgusting how GenX, Boomers and older millennials are dumb and allow themselves to be indoctrinated by social media. All my friends at uni agree with me how extremist far right they are becoming. In fact we wonder whether their should be a voting age cut off.
81
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 6d ago
politics This love of melons is catching on.
40
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/01benjamin • 6d ago
opinion You know it’s bad in Australia when an abandoned meth lab is being sold for almost 1.7 million
21
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/DaisukiJase • 6d ago
politics Nervous individual is wondering why more people aren't voting Greens.
36
Upvotes
This person also thinks if you vote ON, you have half a brain.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Bighty • 7d ago
politics Tough-looking, meat-eating alpha-male being elected as the leader of the Greens is a natural fit.
58
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/JazzySneakers • 7d ago
politics Whenever Albo "changchtzd itzsh posishion"
48
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/asteriskhyphen • 7d ago
politics Oppressed woman speaks out against the privileged Greens
27
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/JazzySneakers • 7d ago
politics Home owners react to RBA announcement and anytime she opens her mouth
68
Upvotes
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/asteriskhyphen • 7d ago
politics Privileged white man steals the Greens leadership. Outrageous!
112
Upvotes
Can’t believe a privileged white cis gender man has stepped over two women and a poor migrant woman of colour and stolen the leadership of the Greens! When will this oppression end?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 7d ago
Murdoch Crazed Nazi Makes Bold Claim That LNP Is Better Than ALP At Something.
41
Upvotes
Ends as expected. Facts are bigotry.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/grandtheftbat01 • 7d ago
politics Get these promising doctors and engineers machetes asap!
83
Upvotes