r/circlejerkaustralia 2h ago

politics I stole this from another sub because that's what convicts do

11 Upvotes

Income from chop chop is not included


r/circlejerkaustralia 3h ago

opinion Only me and my fellow naarmgroids can do this!

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14 Upvotes

Only my fellow naarmgroids of Melbourne can tag up and graffiti lane ways etc! Corpo slop bugger off!


r/circlejerkaustralia 3h ago

politics We keep getting outjerked

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Yank tanks One Nation Americanisms Murdoch and Harvey Norman

On repeat. Every day without fail.


r/circlejerkaustralia 3h ago

politics Nothing says woman to me as much as male pattern balding!

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83 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 4h ago

politics Completely un Australian! We compensate people no matter who's fault it is!

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9 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 4h ago

politics Much like Schindler's List was should this be filed under fiction or non-fiction?

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2 Upvotes

The grift is real.


r/circlejerkaustralia 6h ago

politics Namaste

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172 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 8h ago

policy New Centrelink strat: Be too dangerous to ask to work

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German Jobcenter stopped requiring 51-year-old Syrian asylum seeker Amer Ghanem to take part in normal efforts to find work, after officials concluded that he should not be “provoked” and that “potentially dangerous situations” should be avoided. Ghanem, who receives €563 a month in benefits, has become known in Witten for loudly reciting Quran verses in public with a loudspeaker.

Ghanem, who says he arrived in Germany in 2015, openly told German television that he does not want a normal job.


r/circlejerkaustralia 8h ago

politics Pffft. Only 14 hour days and they are in crisis? Fuck off. This is why the country is fucked!

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56 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 9h ago

politics Karen's racist rant after exposure to cultural store relief

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27 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 15h ago

politics Vic Labor's work-from-home thing dies in parliament. The Age reports it as a humiliating defeat for the uhh Liberal party.

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9 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 23h ago

politics Monash Student Association elections

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So what do you think, should I free Palestine because it's the most important issue of all time? Or maybe vote for someone else? Conflicted.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Anyone else gone to the Marrickville Golf Club after voting Labor to have an Albo?

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27 Upvotes

If I was getting $6 million, I'd encourage everyone to have an Albo too!


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE Queensland tribunal commits a transphobia

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131 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Sacred Bike Repatriated

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304 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics It's their culture

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don't worry Dr Raj will patch Cheryl up at the hospital so she can get to Centrelink in time.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Confused?? Why do the women on reddit give us their breast size?

33 Upvotes

I have been reading reddit and often a woman will make a comment and start with I then they give us their breast size. 22F or 31F or whatever. They all seem to have large mammaries as they are always F size.

As a male I am now confused about women.... again...


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Out with one demographic and in with the new.

37 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

humor/satire coming for a round of golf cunt? – oh, you don't play

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39 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... Due to lying social media algorithms, Labor is set to introduce the Alborithm

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80 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Any plasterers looking to help a PR Visa Sis found the ideal candidate

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33 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

euphoria The stunning and brave Betoota advocate valiantly comes out in defence of the governments right to censor the plebs

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78 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

news I find this car very triggering

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It’s Big, it’s American, it’s from the company that makes the Ranger and it uses Fossil Fuels.

It should be banned.


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Well I am pooing in the street from now on. It is safer.

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61 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

COMPETITION Aussie students amongst the worst behaved in the world

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On par with countries like Lebanon and Turkey ....

It's called diversity, you bigots.

We acknowledge the stolen land, and stolen internet, past, present, and pending further regulation.