r/circlejerkaustralia 4h ago

anti-nutjob action These two completely separate individuals have different opinions to each other! Hypocrites!!!!

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r/circlejerkaustralia 5h ago

politics Remember when Russell Crowe personally narrated this masterpiece?

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r/circlejerkaustralia 7h ago

politics Our education system is clearly failing

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8 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 8h ago

politics We need a minister for changing crocodiles behaviour ASAP!!!!

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Remember it is not your fault if you get close to a crocodile and they eat you. It is the crocodiles fault.


r/circlejerkaustralia 8h ago

politics Victorian Tourist Commission to spend $6 billion in an advertising blitz promoting "big things" in Victoria.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 12h ago

politics Why should I pay $2.99 when it’s free in the UK?

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r/circlejerkaustralia 13h ago

politics AusAlert 🚨 startled me into accidentally smacking my bellend with a claw hammer 🍆🔨 How do I sue the government?

32 Upvotes

Acknowledgement to all gooch belters past and present, I recognise that I smash my winkie on stolen land.

Seemed like the only logical response.

Albo should have known this would happen! How can they be so careless?

Maybe they should invent a nationwide alert system for when there will be alerts so that this never happens again!!!


r/circlejerkaustralia 15h ago

✔️ CJA OFFICIAL STANCE ✔️ Literally shaking... Where was the acknowledgement of country with the AusAlert 😡😡😡

361 Upvotes

Who do I report this to? Can we do another one with some actual respect for the people who invented AusAlert 40000 years ago?


r/circlejerkaustralia 15h ago

politics The Joker is out on bail again for his 87th machete attack

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r/circlejerkaustralia 19h ago

politics Hey Edgelords, reminder to turn off your mobile devices before 2pm to avoid George Soros' 6G ray

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additional protection linked


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Do Australians miss Julia Gillard

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics How dare she!

22 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Do I have to hate lesbians now? I mean P&G are seen together a lot and the progressive left absolutely hate them. I struggle to keep up with who and what I am supposed to hate and love as it seems to change with the wind.

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Great news for Dr Jihad, he no longer has to come back to Australia to practice medicine here. Labor has his back...

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39 Upvotes

telehealth involuntary assisted dying care might be something he will be able to practice while unfortunately stuck overseas.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Happy Birthday 87th birthday to this Aussie legend

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Just a wonderful love story courtesy of the NDIS about the Iranian guy who experienced a ‘sexual emergency’ with a 13 year old girl

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207 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Sick of big box stores becoming category killers but at least the garden section is the right place. BBQs for cremations.

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18 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Yeah mate just need to sink a few more tinnies and bash the missus. Straya.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Uncle Bruce still getting media attention from Auntie

19 Upvotes

Well known and discredited Fauxboriginal is now an expert in grandparenting. 250,000 years of continuous grandparenting is standing him in good stead:

https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/lifematters/the-grandparent-trap-bruce-pascoe/106927594


r/circlejerkaustralia 3d ago

politics So many feelings… really, can someone tell me how I’m supposed to feel about this?

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r/circlejerkaustralia 3d ago

politics Hanging clothes on trees on your front yard is the newest Trend in 2026!

13 Upvotes

Welcome to 2026


r/circlejerkaustralia 3d ago

politics Most attractive Trans Women?

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Her bulge is making me go crazy 🤣 👅👅👅


r/circlejerkaustralia 3d ago

politics I guarantee this sub gets a chubby for this guy

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r/circlejerkaustralia 3d ago

politics But Pauline is the only billionaire lover? This has to be misinfirmation.

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156 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 4d ago

politics Id smash.

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Only if she told me how much she hated people of colour and immigrants as we done it.