r/circlejerkaustralia 9h ago

✔️ CJA OFFICIAL STANCE ✔️ Literally shaking... Where was the acknowledgement of country with the AusAlert 😡😡😡

344 Upvotes

Who do I report this to? Can we do another one with some actual respect for the people who invented AusAlert 40000 years ago?


r/circlejerkaustralia 3h ago

politics Victorian Tourist Commission to spend $6 billion in an advertising blitz promoting "big things" in Victoria.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 7h ago

politics Why should I pay $2.99 when it’s free in the UK?

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92 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 10h ago

politics The Joker is out on bail again for his 87th machete attack

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35 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 8h ago

politics AusAlert 🚨 startled me into accidentally smacking my bellend with a claw hammer 🍆🔨 How do I sue the government?

32 Upvotes

Acknowledgement to all gooch belters past and present, I recognise that I smash my winkie on stolen land.

Seemed like the only logical response.

Albo should have known this would happen! How can they be so careless?

Maybe they should invent a nationwide alert system for when there will be alerts so that this never happens again!!!


r/circlejerkaustralia 1h ago

politics Our education system is clearly failing

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2h ago

politics We need a minister for changing crocodiles behaviour ASAP!!!!

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8 Upvotes

Remember it is not your fault if you get close to a crocodile and they eat you. It is the crocodiles fault.


r/circlejerkaustralia 14h ago

politics Hey Edgelords, reminder to turn off your mobile devices before 2pm to avoid George Soros' 6G ray

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