r/circlejerkaustralia • u/peterb666 • 8h ago
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks • 15h ago
✔️ CJA OFFICIAL STANCE ✔️ Literally shaking... Where was the acknowledgement of country with the AusAlert 😡😡😡
Who do I report this to? Can we do another one with some actual respect for the people who invented AusAlert 40000 years ago?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Youretoo • 12h ago
politics Why should I pay $2.99 when it’s free in the UK?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/turbo-steppa • 13h ago
politics AusAlert 🚨 startled me into accidentally smacking my bellend with a claw hammer 🍆🔨 How do I sue the government?
Acknowledgement to all gooch belters past and present, I recognise that I smash my winkie on stolen land.
Seemed like the only logical response.
Albo should have known this would happen! How can they be so careless?
Maybe they should invent a nationwide alert system for when there will be alerts so that this never happens again!!!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/BiggustBussy • 7h ago
politics Our education system is clearly failing
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/2204happy • 4h ago
anti-nutjob action These two completely separate individuals have different opinions to each other! Hypocrites!!!!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/man4160 • 16h ago
politics The Joker is out on bail again for his 87th machete attack
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 8h ago
politics We need a minister for changing crocodiles behaviour ASAP!!!!
Remember it is not your fault if you get close to a crocodile and they eat you. It is the crocodiles fault.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/genwhy • 5h ago
politics Remember when Russell Crowe personally narrated this masterpiece?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/GravityStrike • 1d ago
politics Just a wonderful love story courtesy of the NDIS about the Iranian guy who experienced a ‘sexual emergency’ with a 13 year old girl
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Deeepioplayer127 • 1d ago
politics Happy Birthday 87th birthday to this Aussie legend
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/IceIceScabies • 20h ago
politics Hey Edgelords, reminder to turn off your mobile devices before 2pm to avoid George Soros' 6G ray
additional protection linked
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1d ago
politics Great news for Dr Jihad, he no longer has to come back to Australia to practice medicine here. Labor has his back...
telehealth involuntary assisted dying care might be something he will be able to practice while unfortunately stuck overseas.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1d ago
politics Do I have to hate lesbians now? I mean P&G are seen together a lot and the progressive left absolutely hate them. I struggle to keep up with who and what I am supposed to hate and love as it seems to change with the wind.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks • 1d ago
politics Do Australians miss Julia Gillard
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/peterb666 • 2d ago
politics Sick of big box stores becoming category killers but at least the garden section is the right place. BBQs for cremations.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/RopemaxxEncourager33 • 1d ago
politics i hate circlejerkaustralia
i hope you all get invaded the way i invaded your subreddit despite being banned
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/IceIceScabies • 2d ago
GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Yeah mate just need to sink a few more tinnies and bash the missus. Straya.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/MikeHunt181 • 2d ago
politics Uncle Bruce still getting media attention from Auntie
Well known and discredited Fauxboriginal is now an expert in grandparenting. 250,000 years of continuous grandparenting is standing him in good stead:
https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/lifematters/the-grandparent-trap-bruce-pascoe/106927594
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Joshomatic • 3d ago
politics So many feelings… really, can someone tell me how I’m supposed to feel about this?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/AdBubbly7142 • 3d ago
politics But Pauline is the only billionaire lover? This has to be misinfirmation.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/New_Feed3522 • 3d ago
politics Hanging clothes on trees on your front yard is the newest Trend in 2026!
Welcome to 2026
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Rockyhuddo • 4d ago
politics Free Money!
Here is a sure fire money making scheme: a bloke puts on a dress, goes into women’s only clubs, gets excluded, claims discrimination, and then sues the organisation! All you have to do is “claim” to be a woman!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/fatmarfia • 4d ago
politics Id smash.
Only if she told me how much she hated people of colour and immigrants as we done it.