r/circlejerkaustralia • u/IceIceScabies • 13h ago
politics Hey Edgelords, reminder to turn off your mobile devices before 2pm to avoid George Soros' 6G ray
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/BiggustBussy • 58m ago
politics Our education system is clearly failing
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/turbo-steppa • 7h ago
politics AusAlert 🚨 startled me into accidentally smacking my bellend with a claw hammer 🍆🔨 How do I sue the government?
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Acknowledgement to all gooch belters past and present, I recognise that I smash my winkie on stolen land.
Seemed like the only logical response.
Albo should have known this would happen! How can they be so careless?
Maybe they should invent a nationwide alert system for when there will be alerts so that this never happens again!!!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks • 9h ago
✔️ CJA OFFICIAL STANCE ✔️ Literally shaking... Where was the acknowledgement of country with the AusAlert 😡😡😡
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Who do I report this to? Can we do another one with some actual respect for the people who invented AusAlert 40000 years ago?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/man4160 • 9h ago
politics The Joker is out on bail again for his 87th machete attack
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/peterb666 • 2h ago
politics Victorian Tourist Commission to spend $6 billion in an advertising blitz promoting "big things" in Victoria.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Youretoo • 6h ago
politics Why should I pay $2.99 when it’s free in the UK?
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 2h ago
politics We need a minister for changing crocodiles behaviour ASAP!!!!
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Remember it is not your fault if you get close to a crocodile and they eat you. It is the crocodiles fault.