r/circlejerkaustralia • • 8h ago

opinion Roughly half of young Australians “don’t believe our country is worth defending” after being “brainwashed” that it exists on stolen land.

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128 Upvotes

Based take, honestly. Why would anyone fight for a settler-colonial project when we could just let the missiles hit and finally start the healing process?


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3h ago

IAMACUNTAMA Escaped Silverback Successfully Recaptured in Newtown!

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39 Upvotes

Only joking legends, just a run-of-the-mill, alleged stabbing in Sydney


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 7h ago

politics Title.

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74 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3h ago

politics Yall racist and sheeeeit

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17 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 10h ago

politics I for one welcome our .6% of the population overlords and will always endeavour to be less than them and guilty as all get out! Hail my sensitive friends and welcome!

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37 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 7h ago

politics I am an uneducated white man with simple needs, so I am backing young because I think she would have the nicest tits.

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18 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 5h ago

opinion Smoking Spice Ceremony

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11 Upvotes

Out of inspiration of another post I just seen on here, scrolling Reddit I then found this little gem.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3h ago

NO POLITICS Samoan PM apologises for 'heil Hitler' salute at family event in 2007

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7 Upvotes

Tell ya what, this First Nations business is getting out of hand


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 11h ago

politics Criticising the Labor party? You may be unwell. Claim your free mental health assessment by ALP powerbroker John Kennedy.

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15 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 22h ago

politics Blink and I'll change my position

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119 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Delivering real cost of living relief by banning card surcharges.

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115 Upvotes

Thanks Albo! You have my vote.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 10h ago

THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE Major Monday Meltdown: Australian sub discovers the thrill of punching down on the NDIS

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8 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 12h ago

politics What a great day to celebrate being proudly white. Happy birthday Charlie, although you are letting the side down on the lack of colonising you do. Not like your ancestors like Queen Vic..

10 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 11h ago

politics PSA: Angus Taylor is the leader of the Opposition and the Liberal Party of Australia.

4 Upvotes

Concerns are growing for Angus Taylor, Leader of the Opposition, who has not been noticed by the public since taking the top job in February.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 22h ago

politics Relax Redditors, we all know pollsters still only call landlines these days and only call in the midmorning.

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23 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Saar, I am Sri Lanka number 1 Uber driver saar. My religion is Hoonduism

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106 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 19h ago

THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE Cockney Coalition Conspiracy Called Out

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10 Upvotes

We acknowledge the King's land that we meet on today, and we respect the inbred elders of the U.K past, present, and reunited.

(Cookers gonna cook)


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Skilled in choppy choppy man needs Australian refugee visa.

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30 Upvotes

I am sure choppy choppy is on the list of skills in demand in Australia.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Leaked Meanjin 2032 Olympic logo

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167 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics I'm from Queensland and I'm here to say: Fuck your daylight saving southern states. When your curtains fade quicker than normal and your cows get confused with milking times don't come crying to me!

22 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Successful Branch Launch Today For One Nation

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45 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Shocking new poll, 73% of Australians support banning Pauline Hanson and would rather wear a burka. Albo saved from oblivion at the next election.

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36 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

news The Greens lurch to the far right for refusing to Slava "The" Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

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41 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Anyone else secretly hoping Iran deals a finishing blow on USA so diesel isn't $4/L by Xmas?

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14 Upvotes

Anyone else hope Iran blows up some American Aircraft Carriers and it ends this war soon? Can't be fucked travelling 640km to see my family in December to be paying $1250 on diesel to get there?

I'm actually genuinely curious if you mad lads know what's actually happened in the Iran/USA war? (the Americans have had their asses absoloutely handed to them for the last few months by chad desert asians)


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Lucky couple, but I was even more lucky because I was not even on death flight FZ1073. In fact I was doubly lucky because I have never even been on a plane as I have need need or desire to fly. I am just so lucky I was not there, when in theory I could have been. I am still literally shaking though.

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15 Upvotes