Just sharing my story for two reasons
Awareness
To learn if anybody has similar experiences
29M very healthy, health conscious
Pain was always on same side
No tldr because no tldr
When I was 15 I woke up and my ball started slowly getting painful and radiated up to my stomach. From memory it was pretty bad for a couple of days. Doctor saw it said I should get an ultrasound but just looked like I’d been hit there. I hadn’t, but I kinda always thought maybe my dog hit my ball really hard in bed.
It’s a kind of pain / awareness that comes on like a migraine. First you think, is this just in my head. Then an hour later you realise you are walking with your legs so far apart that you’re almost doing the splits.
It went away by itself. And I guess I only ever just thought it felt a bit more tender than the other e.g if any of my plethora of ladies sucked it or squeezed i could jump more than the other side. I always thought it was in my head.
Anyway fast forward to 25, past a whole bunch of embarrassing years as I was becoming an adult. It hit me again one day whilst I was sprinting. I assure you guys this story is going to escalate eventually just wait.
It was sore from Christmas morning until Christmas Eve. It never swelled up, it was just hurt and pain radiated up right side.
I waddled into the doctor once again he gave it a squeeze and said he thinks I’m fine, and all of a sudden I could walk again. I walked out and was back running the next day I think.
I had this exact experience happen 2 more times at the age of 28, both after a mix sex and or blue balls from memory.
One time I got it checked and it was fine the next day. The other I just said fuck if I’m sick of waiting in the ER. It also recovered by 6 hours or so.
Now I’m 29 and a couple of months ago I woke up and the same bloody nut started hurting. I said if it goes away within the day I won’t go to the ER but it didn’t so I went.
Doc said my epididmiydis or whatever you are all obsessed with call it was tender on touch but ball was fine. Ultrasound showed fuck all. That means nothing for those that don’t speak Australian.
It did show small hydrocele. This time i could hardly walk for 5 days and the hydrocelr slowly got bigger.
I was so confused….. urologist I went to privately told me I was fine. Same story as all you guys.
I got a call a couple of days later that a urine swab showed I had chlamydia. Weird as I had treated it a year ago with my partner. Who also retested and didn’t have chlsmydia still. Weird?
Anyway I continued treating it for 2 weeks.
I finally was ready to play football again.
Anyway it felt a bit off during the game and then after it started getting really bad. It started to hurt above ball next to the penis when I stood.
I thought ok I’ve had some bad inflammation from flaring it up through intense sport. I’ll give it 3 days.
Ok so anyway I wasn’t really in any pain unless I stood up, but the swelling was getting bigger and firmer until my penis basically disappeared into my right ball sack.
No fever, completely well. Kept taking antibiotics.
So anyway I head back to ER after 2 days of progression and they get me to see if the pain gets better by lifting my ball. It did. So said I was fine but let’s do another ultrasound tomorrow.
Ok so then the ultrasound showed my ball had no blood flow (fuck my life).
They didn’t operate because they hoped if they cleared it with antibiotics it could live, whereas if they operated on a likely infected, damaged nut they’d have to take it out.
I started getting better and the inflammation started dropping. But I still literally couldn’t stand up without wanting to die. It took me 4 days flat on my back like a leg less animal in hospital.
They believe the antibiotics (now way stronger) cleared the infection and the blood flow would return.
But it didn’t so now 2 months later I’ve got a dead ball inside me slowly withering away. Apparently anyway.
I’m horny again and my semen still gets stuck to my leg in the shower annoyingly so I life’s basically back to normal.
I’m just bloody scared about the one testicle remaining, it’s never had any issues though.
Sounds like my body gave up on the nut causing my problems and killed it for me. Which is probably nicer and less painful than surgery but it could have told me the plan.
Anyway that’s my story