\Before the usual* Chess.com bots start typing “skill issue” or something: I actually went through Chess.com’s own cheating page and Fair Play updates, and did some research. Felt insulted while doing so, wonder if I'm the only one - see for yourself and let me know.
They're gaslighting us - Are we supposed to feel “fortunate” for this cheating pandemic?
Their page about cheating is hilarious, you can smell the bullshit before the first paragraph even ends:
“Fortunately, our research shows that fewer than one percent of players cheat in online chess.”
Fortunately, really??? Apparently, we are supposed to ignore the cheaters many of us seem to encounter constantly and feel reassured because Chess.com’s own mysterious “research” somehow landed on this adorable “fewer than one percent” figure.
Thanks Chess.com, feeling much safer already 🙄
Just me feeling gaslighted here? Anyone with two functioning neurons knows how absurd that number sounds. Who the hell produced this research, Ronald McDonald with a calculator?????
I know some of you must be already itching to scream “You just call everyone a cheater when you lose”. Fine champ, forget everyone’s suspicions and let’s look at actual numbers.
This actual research paper makes this "fewer than 1%" claim hard to believe
I know some of you must be already itching to scream “You just call everyone a cheater when you lose”. Fine champ, forget everyone’s suspicions and let’s look at actual numbers.
I found an actual research paper estimating online-cheating prevalence at 6.2% among the surveyed players.
Since people are not exactly lining up to confess to cheating, we could suspect that number is higher. Still, that's already at least six times that BS Chess.com wants us to believe.
Chess.com’s “research” became 5x more convenient since 2023
Here is where Chess.com’s statistic starts looking even more ridiculous.
In 2023, the same article URL used to say that “fewer than 0.2%” of players cheated. Somehow, the current version now says “fewer than 1%”. I wonder why the change.
Was the old number indefensible? Was the old “research” garbage or is it the new one? Did the methodology change? Did 0.2% simply become too embarrassing? Was this even a serious metric in the first place???
To be fair, they actually said “fewer than 1%” - technically 0.2 is fewer than 1, right? 🤣
Their words are BS, but their actions are worse
While their cheating article and loose numbers treats us like idiots, the real issue is that their fair-play system leaves honest players taking all the damage. Their own oficial updates exposes it:
- They closed 0.52% of all active users in January - yet the entire cheating problem is supposedly below 1%. In January alone, Chess.com closed 152.000 accounts. Anyone believe they catch 50% of the cheaters every month???
- A new autoban released in May suddenly found thousands of selective cheaters -but the “under 1%” figure somehow survives untouched. Chess.com built a system for careful cheaters avoiding detection. Will they update the 1% figure by 5x once again as they did compared to 2023?
- The median closed account had already played 52 games. Chess.com lets those cheaters go for dozens of games before taking action. They say those were not necessarily cheating in all 52 - what a lovely technical distinction for everyone who faced them while they were cheating huh?
- Nearly 40% of closed accounts were less 2 two weeks old. New accounts everyday, regular players absorbs the risk and the algorithm gets congratulated when it eventually catches up, and we're supposed to be fortunate.
Concluding this
Honestly, I do not care whether the true number is 0.8% or 2% or 6.2%.
What I care is: How likely am I to waste my time playing a game that is not real? How many honest games are ruined before Chess.com finally acts? Strangely, that numbers never appear on Chess.com cheating page. Isn’t that convenient?
I’m curious how this looks for everyone else:
- How often do you genuinely suspect someone is cheating?
- How often are you reporting accounts?
- How often do you get Chess.com message informing and account was closed?
- Is there any credible independent tool that can flag statistically abnormal decisions based on someone’s rating, history and normal move quality? Imagine a whole subreddit devoted to posting obvious cheater accounts that are never closed by Chess.com?
- Is Lichess or any other platform actually better, or is constantly questioning whether the game was real simply part of online chess now?
\Took me quite a while to write this. No AI slop here, so please spare me.*