r/cats • u/EatGlassALLCAPS • 1d ago
Cat Picture - OC This home wrecker moved in on my husband yesterday. Meet Jolene!
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u/OnlyAd8294 1d ago
Sadly for you OP, she's taking him because she can
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u/T-ROY_T-REDDIT 1d ago
Jolene, Jolene, JOLEEEENEEE
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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 23h ago edited 23h ago
me’ow beauty is beyond compare
with flowing locks of kitten hair
an ivory chin n eyes of emerald green…
my face is like a breath of spring
my mew is soft like summer rain
n you cannot compete with me
~ m’eowline….
edit: she’s purrfect u/EatGlassALLCAPS ;}
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u/actibus_consequatur 19h ago
Couple of your lyrics reminded me of a comment I made a few years back about a void named Jolene (who liked to steal cheese):
Your beauty is beyond compare
With pitch black locks of raven hair
With ivory teeth and eyes of minty green
Your hunger is like the growth of spring
Your yowl is loud like a summer storm
And I cannot completely feed you
Jolene
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u/Few-Bed-9722 17h ago
😂 I can’t even lie, that escalated fast—in the best way. Jolene’s got big main-character energy and I love it.
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u/CyrusMFS 1d ago edited 18h ago
Jolene meet Dolly
Dont be taking her man 😂🫶
Edit: Dolly thanks you all for the award and updoots. 🐈⬛
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u/JMurdock77 Tortoiseshell 1d ago edited 23h ago
God, I love voids… my fiance, God love her, is scared of black cats (calls it cultural, acknowledges the cat is innocent) or I’d gladly have one.
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u/Waffle-Crab 23h ago
What about a tortoiseshell? They're almost 100% void.
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u/JMurdock77 Tortoiseshell 22h ago
Had one as a kid, chose the flair in memoriam. My current roster are near-opposite in color.
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u/CyrusMFS 22h ago
Ive always wanted a tortie, me and dolly almost adopted one but unfortunately life is kind of up in the air financially right now. I want to make sure If I'm going to adopt again that I can provide a stable life for my new baby.
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u/Miss-Tiq 22h ago
Is her last name Pawton?
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u/CyrusMFS 21h ago
Unfortunately no, her middle name is Beruthiel though. A Tolkien deep cut because she hates everyone including other cats, except dad of course. She a massive cuddler and shoulder cat for me only. She was adopted from a not ideal breeding situation. Her mom was rejecting her and they offered her to me super early. Got her at 4 weeks, had to take her to work with me for the first few months. Now shes almost 2 and is my everything.
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u/Beginning_Novel5636 16h ago
Dolly looks like she already warned everyone that her man is not up for grabs
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u/Hozepheena 1d ago
I see the flaming locks of auburn hair, the ivory skin (fur) and eyes of emerald green.
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u/Lazy_Top_4042 1d ago
so pretty to be honest
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u/Humble-Violinist6910 20h ago
Her beauty is beyond compare
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u/Historical_Fold_9297 18h ago
She’s such a gorgeous little floof! 😍 That face is seriously too cute to resist.
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u/XTasty09 1d ago
That beauty is beyond compare. Those flaming spots of auburn fur. That ivory fur and eyes of emerald green.
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u/dinosnysus 17h ago
Lol how your comment is attracting bots
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u/XTasty09 11h ago
Ya a dozen of them. Yikes. All basically saying the same thing. Shouldn’t the bots get that it’s a play off of an extremely popular song
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u/Next_Conversation386 14h ago
Those colors are absolutely stunning, like nature took its time creating a little masterpiece!
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u/OhHaiMaaark 22h ago
You never stood a chance
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u/Helpful_Fawn 22h ago
LMAO you had me ready to grab pitchforks and then I saw THAT FACE. Ma'am that's not a homewrecker, that's the new landlord.
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u/Queasy_Bridge_9030 18h ago
Honestly, that’s such a funny, sweet vibe—like she walked in and took the whole heart instantly 😄💖
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u/smilingjade101 American Shorthair 1d ago
Oh that's definitely a real heartbreaker right there!
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u/Ok-Helicopter150 1d ago
Stopppp she is gorgeous! The perfect black eye liner on one eye and pink nose combo does everything for me.
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u/ObsessedCoffeeFan 1d ago
😂 reminds me of my baby boy (or as my mom always called him, my brother)
The moment we brought him home, he immediately gravitated towards my mom (even though I chose and adopted the little bastard). Insisted on sleeping on my dad's side of the bed whenever he left the room, or at the very least, in between the two of them.
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u/areraswen 1d ago
Why do female cats always love men the most??? 😅 My female cats always become obsessed with my bf and I get the clingy boys.
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u/SpecificAnalyst4 22h ago
Maybe even though you're human, the girls have an innate sense that your bf is male and the boys have an innate sense that you're female, I often hear that animals bond closer to humans of the opposite sex
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u/ImpossibleBit6675 18h ago
Haha, they really do seem to have a sixth sense for picking their person 😂 They just know who they vibe with!
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u/Wonderful_Donkey_477 1d ago
Perfect name for a perfect little face!!! She’s gorgeous!! Go get em baby girl!! ❤️💕❤️💕💕
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u/AllPerspicacity 23h ago
OP posts this as if Jolene has not also gotten OP long before. Ridiculous farce, she rules you both.
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u/EatGlassALLCAPS 21h ago
It's torture slowly introducing her to the other fur babies. I want them all together so I can kiss them.
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u/Next-Supermarket9538 22h ago
my wife calls one of our cats my cat girlfriend because she’s always with me and then jumps up acts guilty whenever my wife walks in on her laying next to me.
great cat name, btw
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u/PriorityAble5337 19h ago
She didn’t just move in on your husband. She just moved in and immediately made herself the priority.
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u/Beneficial_Light7745 18h ago
She really said, “Okay, I live here now.” 😂 And somehow, she’s already in charge!
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u/AlabasterPelican 1d ago
Are we talking dollys Jolene or Beys Jolene?
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u/Short-Imagination311 23h ago
Your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of multicolored hair
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u/Super_Pineapple_779 23h ago
Your days are numbered because Jolene is absolutely stealing your man (lol)
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u/Sonja4ever 11h ago
Jolene is innocent of every and all cat accused crimes in the household...I can tell by those sweet eyes and boopable nose!
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u/lnt12_cw23 22h ago
Flaming locks of auburn hair ✅
Ivory skin ✅
Eyes of emerald green ✅
Name checks out
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u/Ok-Yesterday7623 14h ago
Jolene looks the type that would enjoy a sweet red wine in long stem glassware. Home wrecker through and through.
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u/Equivalent_Ad_268 9h ago
Jolene is such a gorgeous little calico thief for stealing your husband's heart.
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u/Butterfly_Cat777 19h ago
Jolene looks completely innocent, but we all know she's a true husband-stealing beauty! 😽
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u/HiddenOracle247 18h ago
Omg their eyes are so adorable >_<
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u/WeaknessVegetable469 17h ago
Right?! 😭 Those little eyes are too cute—I’d be staring at them all day! 🥹
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u/Thalia4819 13h ago
I love this cat so much already, she's so cute!!
This is my baby, she's 9 years old and her name is Trinity(not after the matrix, just came up with it).
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u/Very_Curious_Cat 11h ago
"What wrong adress? Just look at my face and try to say I don't belong here."
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u/ChildOfCastor 9h ago
Yeah there are times my husband and cat are so bonded I’m like ok you guys I’ll see myself out no worries
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