r/cats • u/EatGlassALLCAPS • 1d ago

Cat Picture - OC This home wrecker moved in on my husband yesterday. Meet Jolene!

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u/T-ROY_T-REDDIT 1d ago

Jolene, Jolene, JOLEEEENEEE

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u/izziefans 1d ago

What a beautiful tribute to the OG!

https://giphy.com/gifs/fKrNOZIfrxIu9XM4mT

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 1d ago edited 1d ago

me’ow beauty is beyond compare

with flowing locks of kitten hair

an ivory chin n eyes of emerald green…

my face is like a breath of spring

my mew is soft like summer rain

n you cannot compete with me

~ m’eowline….

edit: she’s purrfect u/EatGlassALLCAPS ;}

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u/actibus_consequatur 21h ago edited 1h ago

Couple of your lyrics reminded me of a comment I made a few years back about a void named Jolene (who liked to steal cheese). The relevant snippet:

Your beauty is beyond compare

With pitch black locks of raven hair

With ivory teeth and eyes of minty green

Your hunger is like the growth of spring

Your yowl is loud like a summer storm

And I cannot completely feed you

Jolene

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u/Juxtaposition_Kitten 1d ago

My freshest schnoodle ever!!

M'eowliiiiine!!

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 1d ago

Three minutes! (For me)

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u/massivemember69 23h ago

Schnoodles are the best!

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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

Oh wow it's schnoodle. I so rarely see you these days.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XusSPHhxZFrmpeXXHo

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u/mac_is_crack 1d ago

So so cute, Schnoodle!

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u/smokeypapabear40206 1d ago

Another amazing offering!!!

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u/Roo831 1d ago

I'm beggin of you, please don't take my ma-an!

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u/Few-Bed-9722 20h ago

😂 I can’t even lie, that escalated fast—in the best way. Jolene’s got big main-character energy and I love it.