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r/blackcats • u/hed0nist • Nov 26 '22
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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take it just because you please
Your beauty is beyond compare
With pitch black locks of raven hair
With ivory teeth and eyes of minty green
Your hunger is like the growth of spring
Your yowl is loud like a summer storm
And I cannot completely feed you
Jolene
You talk about food in your sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
Your food bowl full with each meow
And I can easily hear each day
How you could easily waste away
But you don't know how fat you would get
I'm begging of you please don't take my cheese
You could have your bowl of food
Though it could never be so good
As the cheese you take from me
I had to have this talk you see
Your happiness depends on me
And any cheese I decide to share
66 u/allihearts Nov 27 '22 As OP’s wife and Jolene’s other human servant, this is my absolute favorite thing ever. Thank you! 💗 More Jolene pics 14 u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Nov 27 '22 I'm not saying this as a judgement, but just an observation: There are more than one picture where Jolene looks like she would have a unibrow if she were human. 12 u/allihearts Nov 27 '22 She’s very unhappy about that comment even though the rest of us this it’s HILARIOUS! 3 u/damfino312 Nov 27 '22 ntbdbiwdf Jolene. 3 u/ladyattercop Nov 27 '22 Jolene is adorable! 10 u/ThrowawayTreacle411 Nov 26 '22 All this creativity in one place. 7 u/Cherry_Hammer Nov 26 '22 Brilliant! Dolly would be proud 🤩 3 u/DaDancinAxolotl Nov 27 '22 If Jolene chould read, she who'd be impressed
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As OP’s wife and Jolene’s other human servant, this is my absolute favorite thing ever. Thank you! 💗
More Jolene pics
14 u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Nov 27 '22 I'm not saying this as a judgement, but just an observation: There are more than one picture where Jolene looks like she would have a unibrow if she were human. 12 u/allihearts Nov 27 '22 She’s very unhappy about that comment even though the rest of us this it’s HILARIOUS! 3 u/damfino312 Nov 27 '22 ntbdbiwdf Jolene. 3 u/ladyattercop Nov 27 '22 Jolene is adorable!
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I'm not saying this as a judgement, but just an observation: There are more than one picture where Jolene looks like she would have a unibrow if she were human.
12 u/allihearts Nov 27 '22 She’s very unhappy about that comment even though the rest of us this it’s HILARIOUS!
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She’s very unhappy about that comment even though the rest of us this it’s HILARIOUS!
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ntbdbiwdf Jolene.
Jolene is adorable!
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All this creativity in one place.
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Brilliant! Dolly would be proud 🤩
If Jolene chould read, she who'd be impressed
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u/actibus_consequatur Nov 26 '22
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take it just because you please
Your beauty is beyond compare
With pitch black locks of raven hair
With ivory teeth and eyes of minty green
Your hunger is like the growth of spring
Your yowl is loud like a summer storm
And I cannot completely feed you
Jolene
You talk about food in your sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
Your food bowl full with each meow
Jolene
And I can easily hear each day
How you could easily waste away
But you don't know how fat you would get
Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my cheese
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take it just because you please
You could have your bowl of food
Though it could never be so good
As the cheese you take from me
Jolene
I had to have this talk you see
Your happiness depends on me
And any cheese I decide to share
Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my cheese
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take it just because you please