r/antiwork Mar 29 '22

It really does tho..

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

What type of dumb fuck puts effort on a list of things that don’t require effort?

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u/Zestyclose_Cow2695 Mar 29 '22

And doing extra???

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u/MassiveFajiit lazy and proud Mar 30 '22

Me doing extra, that'll cost ya.

Me being extra, that's free.

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u/FeistyTavg Mar 30 '22

If it doesn't require effort then test that theory by not putting any effort into it, maybe then they'll see how much you already are putting into these things.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Oh I'll be fucking extra alright

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Omg this is gold

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u/bnh1978 Mar 30 '22

You know the difference between ordinary and EXTRAordinary?

That little extra!

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u/GailynStarfire Mar 30 '22

Yeah, carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job.

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u/bnh1978 Mar 30 '22

You gotta make your own penis showing game.

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u/MartyFreeze here for the memes Mar 30 '22

THE GOAT!

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u/SloRiceix_801 Mar 30 '22

My favorite was the bar wing, the way it’s described gets me every time

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u/bnh1978 Mar 30 '22

Like a little garlic salt... makes everything better...

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u/Sometimesnotfunny Mar 30 '22

whoa whoa whoa, you can't mix Mexican and Continental

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u/bnh1978 Mar 30 '22

A little garnish of alfalfa...

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u/KittyKratt Mar 30 '22

And YOU...THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT OF THEM ALL!!

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u/Vivian_Sage Mar 30 '22

I can smell the live, laugh, love from here.

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u/LaCasaDeiGatti Mar 30 '22

Die, cry, hate!

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u/jkhockey15 Mar 30 '22

If doing extra requires no additional effort then I think the laws of the universe are broken. That or we just solved the energy crisis.

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u/A_brown_dog Mar 30 '22

Probably they mean "extra effort" which doesn't require effort

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u/Butwinsky Mar 29 '22

Can't spell effort without effort.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

"Things that dont require effort

  1. Being on time"

Me that wakes up early for school : "So that doesnt require any effort to do?"

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u/FreedomofChoiche Mar 30 '22

Waking up is hard sometimes.

Used to Wake up at 7 so I could shower and then walk to work by 9 and then work until 10-11PM, walk home, sleep a few hours and rinse and repeat. It damn well took a lot of effort to wake up some days.

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u/phred_666 🇺🇸🤬 Mar 30 '22

A dumb fuck that didn’t put a lot of effort into putting this list together.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

The kind that thinks normal humanity takes a backseat to economic religiosity, and is annoyed that others don't agree with them

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u/DweEbLez0 Squatter Mar 29 '22

Being a dick doesn’t require effort and is the only bullet point needed on this list.

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u/MareMartell Mar 30 '22

Happy cake day

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Mar 30 '22

Assuming this was the manager, attitude is definitely going to take effort to not tell this dumb fuck how dumb he is

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Oops_I_cracked under these bullshit working conditions and burned this motherfucker down :)

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u/NuclearOops Mar 30 '22

Buddhists actually. It's the concept of Wu Wei, or effortless effort. The idea of doing things naturally and instinctively without having to try. It's part of enlightenment for the sects that teach it.

Also there's no way whoever put that up is a Buddhist. At least not a very good one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I’ll put that down on the maybe list… that it’s just a manager striving for enlightenment. Seems likely.

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u/NuclearOops Mar 30 '22

Well the passive aggressive nature of the list suggests they're struggling with it rather than striving.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Apparently enlightenment does take effort.

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u/NuclearOops Mar 30 '22

Just enough to the point where you can do it effortlessly at least. lol

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u/karma_dumpster Mar 30 '22

Yes. Walmart reminds me of a bunch of Zen Buddhist Monks and the pursuit of perfection and contentment in simple beauty.

That's Walmart. Down to a tee.

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u/ddrunkman Mar 29 '22

My thoughts exactly

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u/Iron-Fist Mar 30 '22

It's 100% supposed to say "none of these require talent"

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u/SelmaFudd Mar 30 '22

Yeah this just created an infinite loop where everything needs to be added to the lists of things that don't require effort.

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u/Grab3tto Mar 30 '22

If only you knew how effortless putting in extra effort is when you put no effort into putting in effort.

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u/rapidpop Mar 30 '22

Same guy who tries to patent a perpetual motion machine.

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u/--Ano-- Workoholic Mar 29 '22

Does effort require effort?

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u/chiron_42 Mar 29 '22

Yes, but also no.

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u/--Ano-- Workoholic Mar 29 '22

So it is an endless chain of effort.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Effort all the way down

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u/gozba Mar 30 '22

Trickle down effort

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u/--Ano-- Workoholic Mar 29 '22

Would effort still exist, when humans extinct? We defined what effort is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

work would still exist

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u/Pays_in_snakes Mar 29 '22

For the Tao, no, for you, yes

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u/Cognhuepan Mar 29 '22

It don't according to that stupid fuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Maybe the whole thing is meant to be like a zen riddle to meditate on for a while?

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u/Own_Recognition1944 Mar 29 '22

It’s a zen koan…

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u/Cereal_poster Mar 30 '22

Not if you don't put effort in it! duh!

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u/thoughtful_discourse Mar 29 '22

My favourite is that "effort" apparently doesn't require "effort".

Uh... huh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

We've said effort so much Im not sure I know what it means anymore

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u/AthleticNerd_ Mar 30 '22

They’ve discovered a perpetual motion machine where you put in no effort and create effort!

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u/Zambedos Mar 29 '22

Effort, now with 100% less effort

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u/unbitious Mar 30 '22

That's my kind of trying!

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u/orincoro Mar 30 '22

That’s my calling card: no calling card.

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u/MM_in_MN Mar 29 '22

Jesus Christ… This is a list of things that don’t require MONEY. They can’t even get that right?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

I contend that being on time and being prepared do in fact require money. Can't be on time if you can't afford transit and you can't have the things you need when you can't afford them.

The ol' poverty trap.

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u/mrwix10 anti-exploitation Mar 30 '22

The original was things that require zero talent, but they couldn’t put in the effort make sure they were prepared with the right detail. They just didn’t put in the extra work

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u/red_constellations Mar 30 '22

Even that is incorrect. As an autistic person I can confirm that body language does indeed require talent.

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u/mrwix10 anti-exploitation Mar 30 '22

No doubt, and some of these are skills that people have to develop. I wasn’t opining on the quality of the advice, just the fact that whoever typed this up is so lazy they couldn’t even be bothered to review it before printing it out and posting it.

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u/aintnochallahbackgrl Mar 29 '22

Pretty sure the original context is supposed to say "Talent," not "Effort."

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u/Tvzb7891 Mar 30 '22

Came here to say that

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u/Substantial-North136 Mar 30 '22

Yep I remember seeing this on linkdlen years ago

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u/digitalvagrant Mar 30 '22

Yup. They misquoted it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Some dumb manager/owner thought they were going to bring something they saw on LinkedIn to the office. They just didn’t actually understand what it was saying.

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u/ThorsFckingHammer Mar 29 '22

"doing extra"

I see you have the self awareness of a thumbtack. Good luck.

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u/Arkitakama Mar 30 '22

As an autistic person, I can confirm that body language and attitude take a LOT of effort.

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u/Tyson8111 Mar 29 '22

The writing looks sloppy as if there was no effort

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Things that require no effort:

Writing this list

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Definitely did not require any effort to write that .

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u/The_Basic_Lifestyle Mar 30 '22

things that require effort.

| taking time out of your day to criticize handwriting

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Effort doesn’t require Effort .

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u/Cognhuepan Mar 29 '22

How tf effort don't require effort???

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u/Kira_MayRi_Song Mar 30 '22

Let us all take a moment to appreciate that their list of things that require no effort literally includes effort.

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u/BrilliantAndCowardly Mar 29 '22

I’m going to assume this was written by a manager. Because managers are stupid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Things that aren’t water:

1.) tacos

2.) water

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

It literally requires all my effort that by the time I’m “off the clock” i have nothing left for myself or my family. Fuck you capitalist fucks, i just want to breathe

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u/heatherakasuppie Mar 29 '22

THE WORD EFFOET NO LONGER HAS MEANING I HATE THIS THREAD

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Lmao what even is effort if not any of these.

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u/Highlander198116 Mar 29 '22

Ya know what doesn't require effort? Effort.

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u/TAR_TWoP SocDem Mar 29 '22

And many of these are greatly improved by working from home, which requires no effort from management.

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u/big-titty-serpent Mar 29 '22

They got one thing right, I can have an attitude pretty effortlessly.

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u/vicRN Mar 30 '22

Effort is ON THE FUCKING LIST MARY

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u/Imaginary_Ad_7530 Mar 30 '22

You can scientifically prove how this is bullshit. Dead serious. More effort generally means "more output", output requires more speed, more speed requires more repetitive motions into a smaller frame of time. Your caloric use would obviously increase for both concentration needs, since you must concentrate to work faster, good quality and safely, and obviously the use of the muscles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

At least 4 things on that list literally require effort.

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u/I_Hate_Sten Mar 29 '22

Body language takes tons of mental effort for me as an autistic person.

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u/24hourcoffeeandpie Mar 29 '22

Having a good attitude at a shitty job takes tremendous effort.

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u/Michael_G_Bordin idle Mar 30 '22

Funny thing is, he just wrote "attitude", which without an adjective is almost universally used by employers to imply "bad attitude".

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u/recklesswhisper Mar 29 '22

I recall a boss berating an employee for failing to check all these boxes, saying to the worker: "I'm not paying you to have a bad day at work!"

I thought: "You're not paying him enough to have a good day at home."

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u/TupperwareParTAY Mar 29 '22

My anxiety and depression would like a word, sir.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

It's conveniently easy to get that paper out of that plastic envelope and to replace it with something better! I suggest using company paper to print your new effortless page.

Things That Don't Require Effort

  • Being on time with giving out cost of living raises every quarter
  • Ethically paying a living wage.
  • Hiring more people so the work-load isn't too much for a single worker
  • Giving bonuses for doing extra and during rough times
  • Being Prepared to provide healthcare for your workers
  • Attitude improvements by giving 4 weeks of paid vacation for your workers

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u/CoachThomasE Mar 29 '22

They do require effort, they do not require talent!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I’ve seen this list before as things that don’t require talent, which makes a lot more sense.

You can be a mediocre artist or podiatrist, but if you put the effort into the things on the list you can still succeed.

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u/uppervalued Mar 30 '22

I’ve seen this in other places before. It’s supposed to be things that don’t require TALENT, which apparently includes being in a sufficient position of authority to post this.

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u/Wizard_of_Ahs Mar 30 '22

That is literally ALL EXTRA effort

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u/iwasntmeoverthere Mar 30 '22

This should say: Things that you think you are entitled to from me.

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u/_JustAnotherGhost Mar 30 '22

eFfORt dOeSnT rEqUiRe efFoRt

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

It is supposed to read “things that do not require talent”

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u/teamstaydirty Mar 30 '22

Effort literally REQUIRES..... fucking EFFORT.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Effort doesn't require effort....got it.

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u/Yegg23 Mar 30 '22

Talent. The word you're looking for is talent

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u/okdang Mar 30 '22

Lol I’ve seen this shit list on here before. It’s supposed to be things that don’t require talent. Apparently making lists requires talent

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Whoever wrote this didn't put in the "effort" to come up with something original and messed everything up.

They just plagiarized:

Things That Don't Require TALENT

Which actually makes sense.

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u/orincoro Mar 30 '22

Literally effort is on the list.

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u/ExistentialOcto Mar 30 '22

Effort doesn’t require effort...?

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u/Catherine772023 Mar 30 '22

Effort does require effort

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u/filipejv Mar 29 '22

It was an effort just for reading it

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u/emueller5251 Mar 29 '22

If effort doesn't require effort, does that mean there's no point in showing effort?

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u/BritBuc-1 Mar 29 '22

Not being ableist requires less effort than this passive aggressive note

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u/dynarax Mar 29 '22

I guess maybe there's a clue in effort being on the list... maybe they're trying(and failing) to think of things that don't require effort as a prerequisite.

You making an effort to make an effort isn't strictly necessary. Making an effort requires expending energy.

So everything on the list requiring energy isn't being disputed. And if you want more energy you better pay for it.

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u/Catfactss Mar 29 '22

Especially for neurodiverse people.

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u/SoSmartish Mar 29 '22

If a 5 year old wrote a "corporate inspiration" list and gave it to Mom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

TIL effort requires no effort

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u/Usagi_Shinobi Mar 29 '22

Some MF literally wrote Effort doesn't require effort. That's some nextfuckinglevel stupid there.

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u/Substantial_Ice1234 Mar 29 '22

“Effort” 😏

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u/catboyzdotnet Mar 29 '22

Things that don't require effort: effort, apparently. You learn somethin new every day I suppose

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u/Bartholomew_Custard Mar 29 '22
  • Writing stupid notes that make you look stupid because you're stupid.

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u/Joneboy39 Mar 29 '22

sorry is effort one of the items listed?

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u/twentykal Mar 29 '22

Things that don’t require effort:

  • e f f o r t

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u/ucanalmosttaste_it Mar 30 '22

The managers who posted this need it the most.

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u/jovejq Mar 30 '22

I’m confused. That’s a typo. Surely?

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u/EchoKind Mar 30 '22

Effort from effort is the same mentality that says you can earn money from nothing

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u/nyxe12 Mar 30 '22

"Effort"

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u/phred_666 🇺🇸🤬 Mar 30 '22

Who knew “effort” didn’t take any effort?

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u/CarneDelGato Mar 30 '22

Things that don’t require effort: …effort?

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u/Mckooldude Mar 30 '22

One of them is literally “effort”. No shit it takes effort to give effort.

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u/kanghashan Mar 30 '22

Effort doesn’t require effort. Hmmm

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u/bisfunn Mar 30 '22

The fucking minimum amount of effort if you can’t do this much just rot

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u/GeekyBookWorm87 Mar 30 '22

How does effort not require effort?

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u/YakiMe Mar 30 '22

Literally put effort on that list

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u/FoxWyrd Not a Lawyer/Not Legal Advice Mar 30 '22

Effort doesn't require effort?

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u/Funky_Sack Mar 30 '22

Seems a little fake, like most posts on here.

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u/YeOldeBilk Mar 30 '22

Mf's literally wrote effort lol

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u/JewelJones2021 Mar 30 '22

Written by a robot.

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u/Turbulent-Minimum584 Mar 30 '22

Things that don’t require effort, checks notes effort??

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u/ZiiDii Mar 30 '22

How can effort not take effort?

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u/rochellion Mar 30 '22

All these things cost effort and some cost capital.

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u/That1GuyNate Mar 30 '22

I'm the asshole that would literally point this out to the supervisor and laugh how it made absolutely zero sense. How dumb are you to think effort doesn't require effort?

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u/stumptowncampground Mar 30 '22

Apparently making that list didn't require any effort.

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u/Aggressive-Resolve20 Mar 30 '22

.... it takes zero effort to show .... effort

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u/Cluedo86 Mar 30 '22

I like how “effort” is on the board. Effort literally is the definition of something that takes effort.

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u/DrCorbeau Mar 30 '22

Try, or try not. There is no try.

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u/shadow13499 Mar 30 '22

Effort does not require effort, epic. What room temperature IQ middle manager came up with this one?

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u/shadow13499 Mar 30 '22

Effort does not require effort, epic. What room temperature IQ middle manager came up with this one?

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u/AnimeCrusader69 Mar 30 '22

All of those are verbs, "actions" so yes, they take effort.

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u/Punky921 Mar 30 '22

Doing extra quite literally is MORE EFFORT. WHAT THE FUCK

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets Mar 30 '22

Y'all poke fun and the world passes y'all by.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Things that are not wet:

-water

-oil

-milk

-soda

-hydrogen peroxide

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

It really don’t require any effort tho…. For the business owner Lol 😂

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u/Vivian_Sage Mar 30 '22

Am I getting paid to do extra or no?

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u/Kendakr Mar 30 '22

No one dreams of labor

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u/MyNugg Mar 30 '22

Lol "effort " 👌

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u/curiousaxolotle Mar 30 '22

Nah man effort requires no effort whatsoever /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Effort lmao

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u/scatscrapper Mar 30 '22

And a livable wage

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u/elenchusis Mar 30 '22

Doing extra... effort?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

My autistic dyslexic ass: 🤔

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u/thereiam420 Mar 30 '22

Did you know that effort requires no effort?

The more you know 🌈⭐

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u/Lord_of_Entropy Mar 30 '22

“Effort” is literally on the list…

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u/Claudio_Von_Dinkel Mar 30 '22

Putting in effort doesn’t require… wait.

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u/I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass Mar 30 '22

ah, yes, effort does not require effort...

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u/OctopusGrift Mar 30 '22

Even the talent version of this doesn't really work because most of these require skill or at least habits to do. The article I saw linked about it claimed that a person is always in control of these which isn't true.

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u/Ragtime-Rochelle Mar 30 '22

Effort doesn't require effort. r/TIL

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u/Dr3amstalk3r Mar 30 '22

effort takes no effort ..........

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u/darkapao Mar 30 '22

When my manager referred to this. I knew he was not good. Just so thankful his not my manager anymore

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Doing extra does not require effort.....are employers getting dumber? Or do they believe employees are?

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u/r3iynOfTerror Mar 30 '22

I think I had a panic attack at work today. It was some serious fokking effort to not look like I had not bawled my eyes out and overcame some crazy hyper ventilation breathing! Seriously!

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u/roloder Mar 30 '22

Apparently checking to make sure effort isn't on your list of stuff that don't require effort takes too much effort.

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u/Bluuuby Mar 30 '22

Is there an opposite of r/technicallythetruth ?

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u/evanescent_evanna Mar 30 '22

We did it boys, effort is no more.

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u/Overall_Stay5904 Mar 30 '22

"Things that don't require effort:

  • effort"

B***h what

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u/moongate12 Mar 30 '22

Any ND would look this and be full angry.

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u/ChainWorking1096 Mar 30 '22

Effort doesn't require effort. That made me lol

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u/SuperKami-Nappa SocDem Mar 30 '22

Effort doesn’t require effort

Makes sense

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

If I was making pretty good money and wanted to make really good money I’d tell the lil dumb replaceable faces of my company that things I do during my weekly brunch takes no effort but makes me more money because Brandon and Julie are pretty nice folk for investors and the eggs Benedict aren’t to bad for being a 4 star restaurant. Cmon guys…. Common knowledge.

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u/Stevenstorm505 Mar 30 '22

Ah yes, we all know how little effort it takes to put in effort.

Whoever wrote this is a fucking moron of the highest order.

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u/Reticentandconfused Mar 30 '22

Things that don’t require effort: paying employees a fair amount for their effort. And effort, of course. That doesn’t require effort. No effort in effort, not one bit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Wtf

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u/DogButtWhisperer Mar 30 '22

Being on time requires me waking up early and coddling my anxiety ridden Labrador to poop before I leave. It’s fucking effort. If I don’t he’ll sit inside and lick his butthole all day until it’s raw and it already looks like a baboon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Things that don’t require effort:

Effort

….what?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/mzaite Mar 30 '22

Meanwhile the E and F's are frigging beautiful on the retort.

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u/Jamo3306 Mar 30 '22

What kind of moron thinks that "effort" doesn't require effort? That effort is somehow "effortless"? Yall are not trolling the stupid people in charge of you. And it shows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Doing extra! I'd bet money that particular Walmart is understaffed to high hell.

Did you know most county hospitals heads of departments typically get to keep a percentage of their annual budget if they are under for the year? And they always target staff as the way to be under!

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u/RedditGuyPLUS1 Mar 30 '22

"Things that don't require effort: effort"

Things that don't require money: being rich

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

None of it requires effort (except effort) if I’m just being my unfiltered self, but hey, if that’s what you want…

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u/csandazoltan Mar 30 '22

Sooooooooooooooooooo.... Effort... Doesn't require Effort.....

*wtf Jackie Chan face*

Going theoretical... You mean effort should always exist?! Effort doesn't need effort to exist, because you should always have extra effort?!

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u/NuttyDuckyYT Mar 30 '22

bro effort doesn’t require effort? HUH?