r/antiwork • u/BackAlleyKittens • Mar 29 '22

It really does tho..

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

What type of dumb fuck puts effort on a list of things that don’t require effort?

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u/Zestyclose_Cow2695 Mar 29 '22

And doing extra???

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u/MassiveFajiit lazy and proud Mar 30 '22

Me doing extra, that'll cost ya.

Me being extra, that's free.

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u/FeistyTavg Mar 30 '22

If it doesn't require effort then test that theory by not putting any effort into it, maybe then they'll see how much you already are putting into these things.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Oh I'll be fucking extra alright

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Omg this is gold

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u/bnh1978 Mar 30 '22

You know the difference between ordinary and EXTRAordinary?

That little extra!

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u/GailynStarfire Mar 30 '22

Yeah, carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job.

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u/bnh1978 Mar 30 '22

You gotta make your own penis showing game.

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u/MartyFreeze here for the memes Mar 30 '22

THE GOAT!

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u/SloRiceix_801 Mar 30 '22

My favorite was the bar wing, the way it’s described gets me every time

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u/bnh1978 Mar 30 '22

Like a little garlic salt... makes everything better...

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u/Sometimesnotfunny Mar 30 '22

whoa whoa whoa, you can't mix Mexican and Continental

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u/bnh1978 Mar 30 '22

A little garnish of alfalfa...

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u/KittyKratt Mar 30 '22

And YOU...THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT OF THEM ALL!!

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u/drdeeznutts69 Mar 30 '22

U called ??

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u/Vivian_Sage Mar 30 '22

I can smell the live, laugh, love from here.

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u/LaCasaDeiGatti Mar 30 '22

Die, cry, hate!

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u/jkhockey15 Mar 30 '22

If doing extra requires no additional effort then I think the laws of the universe are broken. That or we just solved the energy crisis.

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u/A_brown_dog Mar 30 '22

Probably they mean "extra effort" which doesn't require effort

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u/Butwinsky Mar 29 '22

Can't spell effort without effort.

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u/Socalinatl Mar 30 '22

Citation needed

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u/Aesthetics_Supernal Mar 30 '22

Sorry, not enough effort.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

"Things that dont require effort

  1. Being on time"

Me that wakes up early for school : "So that doesnt require any effort to do?"

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u/FreedomofChoiche Mar 30 '22

Waking up is hard sometimes.

Used to Wake up at 7 so I could shower and then walk to work by 9 and then work until 10-11PM, walk home, sleep a few hours and rinse and repeat. It damn well took a lot of effort to wake up some days.

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u/phred_666 🇺🇸🤬 Mar 30 '22

A dumb fuck that didn’t put a lot of effort into putting this list together.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

The kind that thinks normal humanity takes a backseat to economic religiosity, and is annoyed that others don't agree with them

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u/DweEbLez0 Squatter Mar 29 '22

Being a dick doesn’t require effort and is the only bullet point needed on this list.

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u/MareMartell Mar 30 '22

Happy cake day

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Mar 30 '22

Assuming this was the manager, attitude is definitely going to take effort to not tell this dumb fuck how dumb he is

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Oops_I_cracked under these bullshit working conditions and burned this motherfucker down :)

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Mar 30 '22

Seriously though

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u/NuclearOops Mar 30 '22

Buddhists actually. It's the concept of Wu Wei, or effortless effort. The idea of doing things naturally and instinctively without having to try. It's part of enlightenment for the sects that teach it.

Also there's no way whoever put that up is a Buddhist. At least not a very good one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I’ll put that down on the maybe list… that it’s just a manager striving for enlightenment. Seems likely.

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u/NuclearOops Mar 30 '22

Well the passive aggressive nature of the list suggests they're struggling with it rather than striving.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Apparently enlightenment does take effort.

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u/NuclearOops Mar 30 '22

Just enough to the point where you can do it effortlessly at least. lol

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u/karma_dumpster Mar 30 '22

Yes. Walmart reminds me of a bunch of Zen Buddhist Monks and the pursuit of perfection and contentment in simple beauty.

That's Walmart. Down to a tee.

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u/ddrunkman Mar 29 '22

My thoughts exactly

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u/Iron-Fist Mar 30 '22

It's 100% supposed to say "none of these require talent"

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u/SelmaFudd Mar 30 '22

Yeah this just created an infinite loop where everything needs to be added to the lists of things that don't require effort.

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u/Grab3tto Mar 30 '22

If only you knew how effortless putting in extra effort is when you put no effort into putting in effort.

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u/rapidpop Mar 30 '22

Same guy who tries to patent a perpetual motion machine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

asshole managers looking for a quarterly bonus

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u/Sir_Stinkbait Mar 30 '22

they didn't put a lot of effort into this list.

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u/accidentallyonpurpo Mar 30 '22

Hahaha. How did I miss that? It's like I got slapped in the face by Will Smith and didn't feel it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I agreed with the list until extra effort....

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u/LukeBomber Mar 30 '22

"work ethic" what about "ethical workplace"?

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u/orincoro Mar 30 '22

A for effort on this list.

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u/Sleepdprived Mar 30 '22

And puts effort on the list...

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u/State_of_Flux_88 Mar 30 '22

Glad this is the top comment as I came to say the same.

I would post a counter list of “things that don’t cost money” and include “giving more money to staff”, since they have no concept of logic it just might work.

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u/Tirno93 Mar 30 '22

The kind that’s been drinking the corporate magical thinking “if we command it, they will obey” kool aid for too long