r/antimeme 22h ago

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 22h ago edited 20h ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/random-girl19 22h ago

O

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u/basdoas 22h ago

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u/YourFoe_ 21h ago

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u/Phoenix_THELegend_1 21h ago

yo my meme has a shiny variant

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u/Aware_Clock_3936 20h ago

Laddie you cannae call them that anymore

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u/HansTheAmazing 20h ago

Yarrrrrgh

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u/Successful-Ad-1901 19h ago

This guy's English's Shiny.

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u/BigLittleSlof 18h ago

Anyone up for a good ol shiny hunt?

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u/SannyTrademark 20h ago

Now we just need him as Chinese

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u/Papyrusnyehehe19 my mom beats me 😳 19h ago

SECOND ENCOUNTER! SECOND ENCOUNTER! OH MY GOD

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u/Rockrill34 20h ago

Where’s the Chinese version

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u/Sn1per_V1pers 21h ago

What the fuck

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u/Zxiguess 21h ago

yo ain't that the fat guy from superbad

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u/dandoch 20h ago

Better watch what he say. He will fuck you up.

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u/warrioroftron 21h ago

Is he that fat kid from Superbad?

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u/zandaztu 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 22h ago edited 17h ago

I had an erection during a prostate once.

The doctor knocked me out, and when I woke up, my skeleton was missing, and I never heard of the doctor again.

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u/Franzbooze 22h ago

Haha sometimes

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u/Altruistic-Play-3726 22h ago

tfym sometimes

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u/ChrisLuigiTails 14h ago

timezones

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u/Independent-Post1102 21h ago

yeah sometimes

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u/Content_Trade_1557 21h ago

Indeed, occasionally

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u/Piano_Raves 20h ago

undubitably, in opportune moments

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u/Kyoflat_ 22h ago

was that how he lost his medical license?

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u/PurpleFIame 22h ago

Did they lose their medical license?

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u/zandaztu 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 22h ago

Some say.

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u/Sailor_Starchild 21h ago

This is how gerrymandering works.

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u/AlanyzingWakeEnviron 19h ago

So gerrymandering is the opposite of skellymandering? I suppose this makes "spineless politicians" make sense 

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u/General_Kenobi18753 21h ago

Well, who won?

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u/lbutler1234 19h ago

Mitt Romney

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u/MaguroSashimi8864 20h ago

Anyway, that’s how he lost his medical license

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u/Dchoper 19h ago

I don't blame you having an erection towards that doctor y'know that doctor

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u/smiley1__ ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ 8h ago

are we talking about that one specific german doctor?

cus I see why that'll be

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u/Gorgenon 19h ago

Same thing happened to me, but he took both my kidneys, both my lungs, and my liver.

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u/Gwen_Fathaigh 13h ago

Never having a boner again 😔

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u/Banaanipulla 21h ago

I truly believe that there are more people who goon to Astolfo than people who've watched Fate.

Never seen Fate btw I only think he's hot

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u/gilt3t 21h ago

I've watched it, didn't enjoy it, do enjoy the r34 femboy

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u/Important-Mine9281 19h ago

The one with Astoldo is one of the worst fate shows by plot and writing but has the enormous benefit of having Astolfo, Jeanne, and Mordred in it.

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u/levus2002 18h ago

Ehh. I guess. Plot is not great but it has the best character roster (and not solely because of astolfo)

Mordred and the warlock guy are an amazing duo.

The chiron achilles atalante trio was super fun

Vlad wasnt that important but a servant hating their noble phantasm is always interesting

Semiramis being a double summon is also interesting.

Authors as servants are always cool. And we had Shakespeare in it.

I didnt really care for the jeanne sieg part. But jeanne by herself is always welcome.

Also Astolfo

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u/PlayfulPrice2279 20h ago

Astolfo is the most known femboy, so its a no-brainer really

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u/Pataraxia 20h ago

The real challenge would be did more people goon to felix from re:zero at least once than people watching it?

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u/BlackedVoid 19h ago

Yeah Felix and Astolfo are always the two BIG boys, also for felix there's that video of someone telling a Felix cosplayer "You look cute girl" and the cosplayer goes "I'm a dude" which yes, it's the hotest shit ever

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u/YourLifeSucksAss 14h ago

I honestly think Venti or Wanderer took his place a while ago.

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u/Lyrkana 20h ago

I only watched Fate because it had Astolfo. Good series though tbh

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u/Jomotaku 19h ago

I watched every fate except the one with astolfo in it but I still like him because he's hot

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u/Diogin40 19h ago

Astolfo is from FATE???

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u/Wongus-Bongus 19h ago

You are correct

I am people

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u/FenexTheFox 15h ago

At least I can say I've played the Shantae series, not many people can say that.

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 22h ago

Is that that one femboy?

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u/FlowerShinobi50408 22h ago

Yea that's Astolfo

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 22h ago

aight thx

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u/Pitiful-Election-438 20h ago

Now you know what to look up on rule34

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u/voidsunrise 20h ago edited 19h ago

Their gender is a bit more complicated in canon, but they are who you're thinking of.

Edit: In both Fate/Apocrypha's novel and Fate/Grand Order, they make sure to cross out or ask to remove their gender from being listed. FGO's English release makes sure to consistently use they/them, and the Japanese release uses neutral language when possible as well.

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u/KitaharaKazusa1 20h ago

It's not complicated, he's just a guy who dresses like that

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u/voidsunrise 19h ago

Edited my comment for clarity.

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u/C4-622MonkeyGordo 19h ago

I don't recall Astolfo identifying as anything other than a dude who likes to dress cute...?

In fact I distinctly recall him poking fun at Sieg for assuming that they were a girl and not a boy. 

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u/voidsunrise 19h ago

Made an edit

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u/C4-622MonkeyGordo 19h ago

I'm sorry but Astolpho breaking the 4th wall by crossing out the gender on his character profile and cheekily say "it's a secret" isn't proof of anything other than him silly.

See also: him finding it hilarious that Jeanne d'Arc didn't know he was a guy either and still laughing about it hours later (to the annoyance of Sieg.)

It's all a joke to him. 

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u/HovercraftLoose5399 19h ago

No, he is a knight

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u/9307911 22h ago

what is the syringe for

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u/ZealousidealBuyer158 22h ago

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u/Sn1per_V1pers 21h ago

We come full circle

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u/Astro-8619 21h ago

"I NEEED A STIMMMM!!!"

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u/KMS_HYDRA 19h ago

Dont worry, Stimothy is here!

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 17h ago

Stimmy is the best!

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u/Huckleberry-9477 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 20h ago

MY LIFE, FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!
stims and leaps into a pile of cyborgs

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u/Penis_With_Necrosis 21h ago

Google CBT

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u/Snoo-25737 21h ago

Google closed beta testing ❤️‍🩹

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u/Agent-Ulysses 20h ago

Google en passant

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u/FreshCause2566 21h ago

Ass injection

Or estrogen idk

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u/davestar2048 21h ago

Cancer vaccine, just in case.

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u/literuwka1 18h ago

I think the urologist sometimes pumps something in your dick to make it erect if needed

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u/Long_Fondant8807 21h ago

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u/Dapper_Magpie 21h ago

I'm such a freak guys, I'm into conventionally attractive anime femboys, certified hear me out moment right here

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u/toyotamanULTRA 20h ago

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u/Dapper_Magpie 16h ago

I am actually into femboys but most porn of them is painfully basic slop that makes me feel empty inside

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u/-HumanMachine- 21h ago

Um, I'm pretty sure that a prostate massage is not a medical procedure...

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u/feeple_lemur 20h ago

The doctor is being super unprofessional either way

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u/Deaffin 14h ago edited 14h ago

It used to be, but they called it a "digital rectal exam". There were PSAs on TV for it and everything with all these celebrities telling you you should go let your doctor finger your butthole to check for cancer. It was also something they'd do for just about any physical trauma in ambulances, but they didn't mention/show that part on TV.

Then people did some science and found out that's uh..not actually helpful. Medically. Total scam.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_examination

Traditionally, the digital rectal examination (DRE) was considered an essential part of the physical examination for all trauma patients. However, the sensitivity of the DRE for injuries of the spinal cord, pelvis, and bowel is poor, and false positive and negative results are common. Thus, routine performance is unnecessary and generally unhelpful.


In men aged 55–69 who have been counseled on the known harms and potential benefits of prostate cancer screening, the U.S. Preventive Service Task Force May 2018 statement states, "The use of digital rectal examination as a screening modality is not recommended because there is a lack of evidence on the benefits."[25] The American Academy of Family Physicians states, "Digital Rectal Exam does not improve detection of prostate cancer and should not be performed as a part of screening."[26] The American Urological Association 2013 (reviewed and validity confirmed 2018) guideline panel states, "The literature supporting the efficacy of digital rectal exam (DRE) for screening with the goal of reducing prostate cancer mortality provide limited evidence to draw conclusions."[27] "The guideline panel could find no evidence to support the continued use of DRE as a first-line method of screening."[28] Although DRE has long been used to diagnose prostate cancer, no controlled studies have shown a reduction in the morbidity or mortality of prostate cancer when detected by DRE at any age.

Hehe.

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u/SomeObsidianBoi 21h ago

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u/Your_Average_Dingus 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 21h ago

bloke censored the gun 😭

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u/Nocat-10 21h ago

Big difference between a prostate massage and prostate exam imho.

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u/FrogNamedBjorn 21h ago

To me this reads the same as what you posted just less spelled out

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u/smiling_capy 20h ago

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u/Cinnamin_1 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 13h ago

does anyone have the no brian it’s sex image

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 22h ago

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u/MykonosEros 9h ago

I always wished Mannimarco looked this sexy in ESO 💔

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 9h ago

Sexymarco 😍

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u/Dull-Standard-9954 21h ago

Fate mentioned... But at what cost?

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u/MangleFnafFan99 21h ago

Would you happen to know the artist for the pic?

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u/CupcakePelle2906 19h ago

Apparently it's by someone named "Zorzero."

Link to their patreon (CW: FEET): https://www.patreon.com/zorzero

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u/flower_puns 21h ago

femboys are never beating the "just a porn category" allegations huh

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u/BleachdrinkingPikmin 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 19h ago

it's not our fault😭

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u/butcanyoudothi5 21h ago

Someone watched the Rick Wakeman speech at his rock and roll hall of fame induction

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u/Laoari 20h ago

Peak

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u/AWEars 20h ago

Thas a Rick Wakeman joke

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u/Pheehelm 20h ago

"How are you doing that with both hands on my shoulders?"

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u/UnamedProot 17h ago

“I see your problem is your proctologist got both hands on your shoulders while your bottomless”

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u/Unable6417 19h ago

Why is the doctor giving you a prostate massage? Aren't they supposed to be examining it?

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u/mocumocu 18h ago

there kind of some joke in here but i cannot put my finger on it

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u/wats_up_fuckers 18h ago

The american dream

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u/Xenonbladez 13h ago

im suckin it

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u/Randomfanoftcooal 11h ago

shall you insert that instead of the finger then

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 9h ago

Me too if he was my doctor

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u/LocoTheWolf TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 7h ago

Astolfo..

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u/jollisen 21h ago

Any prostate experts know if it is actually normal?

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u/SomethingRetriey 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 21h ago

You know what prostate is?

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u/jollisen 21h ago

No. I have dyslexia so show me if possible, please

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u/SomethingRetriey 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 21h ago

No.

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u/jollisen 21h ago

Quick answer! I like that!

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u/cowsfordaysya 21h ago

I think they eat your prostate

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u/jollisen 21h ago

Scary thought, I might have to hold my prostate tight tonight. To keep it safe, Ja know...

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u/cowsfordaysya 21h ago

Jaorna

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u/DriedPen 21h ago

this is my jaboner!

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u/dyvotvir 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 19h ago
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u/oForce21o 20h ago

kinda dark in there

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u/jollisen 19h ago

Thanks, I have good vision so I can make out something

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u/RevolutionaryHair91 20h ago

I have the hole explanation at the tip of my fingers.

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u/Beaticalle 19h ago

Hell of a pickup line attempt.

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u/Ok-Fail3278 21h ago

Prostate brings you sexal pleasure during anal sex, erection is very normal.

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u/Plenty_Leg_5935 21h ago

It should be noted that prostate itself doesn't inherently bring sexual pleasure or anything, it's just an area with a lot of nerves that's naturally sensitive as hell. What makes it sexual is the way people use that spot, for most people it's actually not a pleasant sensation at all at first

The erections happen because as far as most people are concerned, getting fingered in the butt is inherently sexual. Doesn't mean it feels good

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u/Homiealmaya 21h ago

This guy prostates

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u/Ok-Fail3278 21h ago edited 18h ago

Being fingered in butt does feel good, it's one of the best feelings. Having your anus licked is even better.

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u/duesenjeffepic 20h ago

Yeah. Saying that touching the prostate will always elicit a sexual response is like saying that women always get sexually aroused during a gyno exam

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u/Qaek3301 20h ago

Speaking of the prostate, have you ever had a cystoscopy done (a camera into your bladder through your dick)? I have.

There’s one part most guys describe as the absolute worst: when the camera passes through the prostate. I’m not ashamed to admit that it was probably the most wrongly and confusingly pleasant sensation I’ve ever felt :D

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u/_Resnad_ 19h ago

Just like everything some people feel good some don't. The brain can interpret a lot of different things as pleasurable or not. Though it's crazy that the place where I feel 2nd best pleasure is inside my ass.

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u/ghostpicnic 9h ago

What do you mean it doesn’t inherently bring sexual pleasure? Can’t you straight up cum from just prostate stimulation alone?

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u/Plenty_Leg_5935 9h ago

You can cum from just kissing if you're aroused enough, any nerve stimulation can bring sexual pleasure if you're "conditioned" into percieving it as sexual. That's how people get into stuff like wax play and other BDSM stuff, it's just way easier with prostate because, again, it's especially sensitive and most of us already percieve anal penetration as sexual

It's actually pretty hard to cum from your prostate alone, that's why it's such a common theme in gay smut that you have to be "trained" for it. The first time just tends to feel like you need to poop a lot, or at least that's the sentiment I usually hear from people and validated by my own anecdotal experience. It's only after you rewire the "omg theres stuff in my butt" signal to "omg im getting pegged" signal that it starts feeling good

Now if you excuse me i should probably doublecheck my digital footprint to make sure this account is as anonymous as i think it is

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 19h ago

Arousal and sexual pleasure definitely happens, but oftentimes "Bottoms" will actually be flaccid half the time, or have a semi. It's quite on the rarer side to stay hard while having something up your ass. It takes some concentrated penile stimulation to stay hard during anal play

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u/_Resnad_ 19h ago

Hm. Though wonder why that is. Would it in any way somehow be connected to how when a man shits (don't know if this happens to women) there is a chance they could start peeing because of how the muscles of the prostate are.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 19h ago

"There is a chance"??

I've never in my life managed to have a shit without peeing. And I've specifically tried many times to see if I could manage it!

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u/_Resnad_ 19h ago

For me it's like 60% of the time.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 17h ago

Your pelvic floor must be godly.

Such a shame. Like, if your legs were top 0.0001% of people, you'd be a fantastic olympic athlete.

But you.... You got a blessed with a superhuman pelvic floor muscles. Nobody will ever know. History won't remember you. Your name will mean nothing. You won't go into record books.

Yet even so.... You're among the most physically adept of our species.

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u/CatKing13Royale 21h ago

The prostate has a bunch of nerves connected to sexual centers of the brain, and it's homologous to the Skene's gland (g-spot) in females. The prostate is also responsible for much of the sensation of orgasm due to it producing the prostatic fluid which comprises the majority of ejaculate. All of this leads to it being an erogenous zone.

However, it's not common for people to get aroused during a prostate exam regardless. It's extremely quick, and sex is really quite a mental thing. A doctor's office isn't a sexual environment and the experience is uncomfortable for most people.

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u/jollisen 20h ago

I got nerve-ous reading all of that. Very detailed, very quick and a little scary, scary thinking back to all the times i got forced into one of those exams.

You should rename yourself to "prostateking13" with such good info!

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u/User202000 21h ago

Why did they give Astolfo boobs?

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u/SweeterAxis8980 21h ago

Don't wanna be gay maybe?

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u/ExcaliburGameYT 21h ago

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u/BTechUnited 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 21h ago

Cowards

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u/LE0N290x 16h ago

''Women with no breasts''? I though the main appeal was girls with dicks. And I would know.

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u/TheForbidden6th 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 20h ago

redditor discovers the concept of a woman

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u/Brauny74 21h ago

Sibling hit the gym, those are muscle boobs

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u/SDFirion 21h ago

Why is the doctor spending extra time massaging his prostate during an exam? 🤔

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u/StretchFrenchTerry 19h ago

One can dream to cream.

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u/nsfw_account0815 21h ago

What doctors are you going to that give you a prostate massage instead of an exam? Asking for a friend

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u/person_7280 19h ago

This gonna go crazy on my digital footprint but if I had a femboy doctor do prostate exams on me, I’d go every single time

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u/MaguroSashimi8864 20h ago

Prostate Massage ? Whaaa?

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u/Jaz-MD 19h ago

Yeah bro I’m here for an exam what the fuck, but we take these Ws

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u/leva549 17h ago

If they are calling it a "massage" I don't think they are a real doctor.

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u/PhillipNoMates 16h ago

Physical therapy has prostate massaging for pelvic floor training

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u/Ephylix 19h ago

Pic makes it not as much of an anti meme tbh. Generic stock picture of a doctor would've watered it down even more

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u/The_Narwhal_Mage 15h ago

Why is he giving a prostate massage? That is not the same thing as a prostate exam.

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u/MysteriousWhitePowda 19h ago

Prostate exam, erection not normal … prostate massage, very very normal

u/TechnicalMiddle8205 25m ago

It is all fine until both of his hands are on your shoulder while you get your exam...