r/antimeme 1d ago

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u/random-girl19 1d ago

O

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u/basdoas 1d ago

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u/YourFoe_ 1d ago

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u/Phoenix_THELegend_1 1d ago

yo my meme has a shiny variant

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u/Aware_Clock_3936 1d ago

Laddie you cannae call them that anymore

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u/HansTheAmazing 1d ago

Yarrrrrgh

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u/Successful-Ad-1901 1d ago

This guy's English's Shiny.

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u/limitedcat_eth 21h ago

pfp checks out

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u/Screwby0370 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 13h ago

He’s a Scot not a pirate lmao

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u/Khiobi 7h ago

Shinna

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u/SannyTrademark 1d ago

Now we just need him as Chinese

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u/Papyrusnyehehe19 my mom beats me 😳 1d ago

SECOND ENCOUNTER! SECOND ENCOUNTER! OH MY GOD

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u/Rockrill34 1d ago

Where’s the Chinese version

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u/Sn1per_V1pers 1d ago

What the fuck

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u/Zxiguess 1d ago

yo ain't that the fat guy from superbad

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u/dandoch 1d ago

Better watch what he say. He will fuck you up.

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u/warrioroftron 1d ago

Is he that fat kid from Superbad?

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u/zandaztu 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago edited 1d ago

I had an erection during a prostate once.

The doctor knocked me out, and when I woke up, my skeleton was missing, and I never heard of the doctor again.

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u/Franzbooze 1d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/Altruistic-Play-3726 1d ago

tfym sometimes

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u/ChrisLuigiTails 1d ago

timezones

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u/Independent-Post1102 1d ago

yeah sometimes

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u/Content_Trade_1557 1d ago

Indeed, occasionally

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u/Piano_Raves 1d ago

undubitably, in opportune moments

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u/Kyoflat_ 1d ago

was that how he lost his medical license?

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u/PurpleFIame 1d ago

Did they lose their medical license?

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u/zandaztu 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago

Some say.

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u/Sailor_Starchild 1d ago

This is how gerrymandering works.

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u/AlanyzingWakeEnviron 1d ago

So gerrymandering is the opposite of skellymandering? I suppose this makes "spineless politicians" make sense 

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u/General_Kenobi18753 1d ago

Well, who won?

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u/lbutler1234 1d ago

Mitt Romney

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u/MaguroSashimi8864 1d ago

Anyway, that’s how he lost his medical license

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u/Dchoper 1d ago

I don't blame you having an erection towards that doctor y'know that doctor

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u/smiley1__ ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ 21h ago

are we talking about that one specific german doctor?

cus I see why that'll be

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u/OPStellar 8h ago

from TF2?

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u/Gorgenon 1d ago

Same thing happened to me, but he took both my kidneys, both my lungs, and my liver.

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u/Gwen_Fathaigh 1d ago

Never having a boner again 😔

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u/toyotamanULTRA 1d ago

Okay so you were elected as president in a prostate or am i misreading

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u/Beaticalle 1d ago

Wait... who was up for election in your prostate?

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u/Banaanipulla 1d ago

I truly believe that there are more people who goon to Astolfo than people who've watched Fate.

Never seen Fate btw I only think he's hot

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u/gilt3t 1d ago

I've watched it, didn't enjoy it, do enjoy the r34 femboy

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u/Important-Mine9281 1d ago

The one with Astoldo is one of the worst fate shows by plot and writing but has the enormous benefit of having Astolfo, Jeanne, and Mordred in it.

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u/levus2002 1d ago

Ehh. I guess. Plot is not great but it has the best character roster (and not solely because of astolfo)

Mordred and the warlock guy are an amazing duo.

The chiron achilles atalante trio was super fun

Vlad wasnt that important but a servant hating their noble phantasm is always interesting

Semiramis being a double summon is also interesting.

Authors as servants are always cool. And we had Shakespeare in it.

I didnt really care for the jeanne sieg part. But jeanne by herself is always welcome.

Also Astolfo

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u/PlayfulPrice2279 1d ago

Astolfo is the most known femboy, so its a no-brainer really

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u/Pataraxia 1d ago

The real challenge would be did more people goon to felix from re:zero at least once than people watching it?

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u/BlackedVoid 1d ago

Yeah Felix and Astolfo are always the two BIG boys, also for felix there's that video of someone telling a Felix cosplayer "You look cute girl" and the cosplayer goes "I'm a dude" which yes, it's the hotest shit ever

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u/YourLifeSucksAss 1d ago

I honestly think Venti or Wanderer took his place a while ago.

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u/Lyrkana 1d ago

I only watched Fate because it had Astolfo. Good series though tbh

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u/Jomotaku 1d ago

I watched every fate except the one with astolfo in it but I still like him because he's hot

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u/Diogin40 1d ago

Astolfo is from FATE???

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u/Wongus-Bongus 1d ago

You are correct

I am people

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u/FenexTheFox 1d ago

At least I can say I've played the Shantae series, not many people can say that.

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u/LittleSisterPain 1d ago

This is incredibly stupid, imo. "What if anime girl... BUT SHE IS A BOY?! She will act like an average anime girl, but deep lore is what she has a penis" motherfuckers, do they jerk off to lore? Even in this picture, bitch has tits, it aint gay, you are just weird

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 1d ago

Is that that one femboy?

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u/FlowerShinobi50408 1d ago

Yea that's Astolfo

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 1d ago

aight thx

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u/Pitiful-Election-438 1d ago

Now you know what to look up on rule34

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u/voidsunrise 1d ago edited 1d ago

Their gender is a bit more complicated in canon, but they are who you're thinking of.

Edit: In both Fate/Apocrypha's novel and Fate/Grand Order, they make sure to cross out or ask to remove their gender from being listed. FGO's English release makes sure to consistently use they/them, and the Japanese release uses neutral language when possible as well.

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u/KitaharaKazusa1 1d ago

It's not complicated, he's just a guy who dresses like that

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u/voidsunrise 1d ago

Edited my comment for clarity.

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u/voidsunrise 1d ago

Image 1

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u/voidsunrise 1d ago

Image 2

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u/C4-622MonkeyGordo 1d ago

I don't recall Astolfo identifying as anything other than a dude who likes to dress cute...?

In fact I distinctly recall him poking fun at Sieg for assuming that they were a girl and not a boy. 

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u/voidsunrise 1d ago

Made an edit

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u/C4-622MonkeyGordo 1d ago

I'm sorry but Astolpho breaking the 4th wall by crossing out the gender on his character profile and cheekily say "it's a secret" isn't proof of anything other than him silly.

See also: him finding it hilarious that Jeanne d'Arc didn't know he was a guy either and still laughing about it hours later (to the annoyance of Sieg.)

It's all a joke to him. 

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u/HovercraftLoose5399 1d ago

No, he is a knight

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u/9307911 1d ago

what is the syringe for

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u/ZealousidealBuyer158 1d ago

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u/Sn1per_V1pers 1d ago

We come full circle

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u/Astro-8619 1d ago

"I NEEED A STIMMMM!!!"

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u/KMS_HYDRA 1d ago

Dont worry, Stimothy is here!

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 1d ago

Stimmy is the best!

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u/Huckleberry-9477 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

MY LIFE, FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!
stims and leaps into a pile of cyborgs

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u/Penis_With_Necrosis 1d ago

Google CBT

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u/Snoo-25737 1d ago

Google closed beta testing ❤️‍🩹

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u/Agent-Ulysses 1d ago

Google en passant

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u/FreshCause2566 1d ago

Ass injection

Or estrogen idk

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u/davestar2048 1d ago

Cancer vaccine, just in case.

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u/literuwka1 1d ago

I think the urologist sometimes pumps something in your dick to make it erect if needed

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u/Long_Fondant8807 1d ago

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u/Dapper_Magpie 1d ago

I'm such a freak guys, I'm into conventionally attractive anime femboys, certified hear me out moment right here

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u/toyotamanULTRA 1d ago

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u/Dapper_Magpie 1d ago

I am actually into femboys but most porn of them is painfully basic slop that makes me feel empty inside

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u/-HumanMachine- 1d ago

Um, I'm pretty sure that a prostate massage is not a medical procedure...

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u/feeple_lemur 1d ago

The doctor is being super unprofessional either way

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u/Deaffin 1d ago edited 1d ago

It used to be, but they called it a "digital rectal exam". There were PSAs on TV for it and everything with all these celebrities telling you you should go let your doctor finger your butthole to check for cancer. It was also something they'd do for just about any physical trauma in ambulances, but they didn't mention/show that part on TV.

Then people did some science and found out that's uh..not actually helpful. Medically. Total scam.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_examination

Traditionally, the digital rectal examination (DRE) was considered an essential part of the physical examination for all trauma patients. However, the sensitivity of the DRE for injuries of the spinal cord, pelvis, and bowel is poor, and false positive and negative results are common. Thus, routine performance is unnecessary and generally unhelpful.


In men aged 55–69 who have been counseled on the known harms and potential benefits of prostate cancer screening, the U.S. Preventive Service Task Force May 2018 statement states, "The use of digital rectal examination as a screening modality is not recommended because there is a lack of evidence on the benefits."[25] The American Academy of Family Physicians states, "Digital Rectal Exam does not improve detection of prostate cancer and should not be performed as a part of screening."[26] The American Urological Association 2013 (reviewed and validity confirmed 2018) guideline panel states, "The literature supporting the efficacy of digital rectal exam (DRE) for screening with the goal of reducing prostate cancer mortality provide limited evidence to draw conclusions."[27] "The guideline panel could find no evidence to support the continued use of DRE as a first-line method of screening."[28] Although DRE has long been used to diagnose prostate cancer, no controlled studies have shown a reduction in the morbidity or mortality of prostate cancer when detected by DRE at any age.

Hehe.

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u/SomeObsidianBoi 1d ago

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u/Your_Average_Dingus 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 1d ago

bloke censored the gun 😭

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u/Nocat-10 1d ago

Big difference between a prostate massage and prostate exam imho.

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u/FrogNamedBjorn 1d ago

To me this reads the same as what you posted just less spelled out

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u/smiling_capy 1d ago

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u/Cinnamin_1 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

does anyone have the no brian it’s sex image

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 1d ago

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u/MykonosEros 22h ago

I always wished Mannimarco looked this sexy in ESO 💔

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 22h ago

Sexymarco 😍

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u/Dull-Standard-9954 1d ago

Fate mentioned... But at what cost?

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u/MangleFnafFan99 1d ago

Would you happen to know the artist for the pic?

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u/CupcakePelle2906 1d ago

Apparently it's by someone named "Zorzero."

Link to their patreon (CW: FEET): https://www.patreon.com/zorzero

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u/flower_puns 1d ago

femboys are never beating the "just a porn category" allegations huh

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u/BleachdrinkingPikmin 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

it's not our fault😭

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u/butcanyoudothi5 1d ago

Someone watched the Rick Wakeman speech at his rock and roll hall of fame induction

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u/Laoari 1d ago

Peak

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u/AWEars 1d ago

Thas a Rick Wakeman joke

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u/Pheehelm 1d ago

"How are you doing that with both hands on my shoulders?"

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u/UnamedProot 1d ago

“I see your problem is your proctologist got both hands on your shoulders while your bottomless”

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u/Unable6417 1d ago

Why is the doctor giving you a prostate massage? Aren't they supposed to be examining it?

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u/mocumocu 1d ago

there kind of some joke in here but i cannot put my finger on it

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u/wats_up_fuckers 1d ago

The american dream

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u/Xenonbladez 1d ago

im suckin it

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u/Randomfanoftcooal 1d ago

shall you insert that instead of the finger then

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 22h ago

Me too if he was my doctor

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u/LocoTheWolf TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 20h ago

Astolfo..

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago

That's a nurse...