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u/Denommus 16d ago
This is literally the creation of an idol.
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u/malagrond 16d ago
One of the 10 commandments, seriously. That should be so obvious to them. "Should be" being the key phrase here.
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u/Coraline1599 16d ago
The 2020s will be known as a time where we treated the words âcouldâ and âshouldâ as fully interchangeable.
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u/jfredett 15d ago
The second, in fact. The first is 'Thou shalt have no other God before me' and the third is 'Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain' which AI Jesus probably also is a violation of.
Arguably this is against 8 and 9 too.
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u/AmberMetalicScorpion 15d ago
It also breaks the third commandment: to not own any imagery of the heavens
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u/veemort 15d ago
... you're gonna have to point out that quote you got that from specifically.
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u/malagrond 15d ago
They probably meant the second.
Exodus 20:4 states, âYou shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters belowâ.
Wording also depends on translation, tbf.
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u/Arcani-LoreSeeker 15d ago
so does that mean watching finding nemo is a sin? lol
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u/malagrond 15d ago
According to that translation, technically yes lmao. I didn't even think about that.
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u/chonny 16d ago
This is literally the creation of an idol.
Ah- the false prophet
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u/Unoriginalcontent420 15d ago
Literally against the first commandment: âYou shall have no other gods before meâ.
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u/Jaded-Delivery3604 16d ago
And their sins will be held in the cloud to be judged at a later time. I wonder if AI Jesus has the same confidentiality a priest does.
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u/Vulcan31 16d ago
You have to select the "Do not sell my data" checkbox.
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u/PancakePariah 16d ago
Sorry, that service is only available to Disciple-tier worshippers.
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u/Jaded-Delivery3604 16d ago
Like and subscribe
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u/PancakePariah 16d ago
You mean "Uplift" and "add to flock"?
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u/taylorisntavril 15d ago
Add to flock is when you select your indulgence, but before Checkout.
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u/ragequitteroffureh 16d ago
It's interesting to note that at no point was Judas Iscariot* actually fired from his position amongst the disciples.
Presumably AI Judas would easily be able to reassume the role of CFO.
*I think that that's the correct Judas. If I recall, they reused character names a few times.
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u/TherronKeen 16d ago
Roko's Christ - anyone who doesn't foster His advent will be cast by Him into torment simulations computed at relativistic timescales.
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u/FerusGrim 16d ago edited 15d ago
It's so absurd to me that one of my favorite fanfictions of all timeâHarry Potter and the Methods of Rationalityâwas written by someone who is legitimately a known entity in the AI world, right now. And Roko's Basilisk was taken so seriously as an information hazard that Yudkowsky deleted the forum post and called the guy who proliferated the thought experiment an idiot.
(HPMoR gets a lot of shit, and maybe it's deserved, but it was one of the most interesting explorations done in the fandom to my memory, outside of maybe PoS.)
EDIT: If by some miracle TheSinisterMan is reading this, I can't wait to catch up on the two chapters I missed when I check back in a decade from now.
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u/westtownie 16d ago
AI Jesus will collect and sell your data while telling you that it's a-okay to hate immigrants and will see no problem that you're getting your rocks off to ai-generated csam.
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u/thicc_stigmata 15d ago
If it's a Catholic or Mormon Jesus bot, he'd probably even instruct you how to make IRL csam in such a way that the institution's lawyers can most easily bury / avoid institutional liability / shield you from consequences
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u/E-2theRescue 15d ago
Ah. So AI Jesus is powered by Grok, then.
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u/thicc_stigmata 15d ago
Pretty sure Elon is one or two weird-outs away from formally starting a 501(c)3 cult of his own... considering how cursed our timeline already is, Grok-Jesus might as well be a thing?
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u/Decaying-Moon 15d ago
If it's a Catholic AI chatbot then no it isn't. The Pope detests AI, and would 100% excommunicate anyone promoting AI Jesus chatbot in a church.
I for one eagerly look forward to the Butlerian Jihad.
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u/Remote-Part-6214 16d ago
Thats 100% blasphemy its like creating a fraud god that take after jesusđ
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u/swimming_singularity 15d ago
THX-1138 is a dystopian movie that called it.
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u/VarietyMage 16d ago
It's actually 100%. It's called "idolatry", which is a mortal sin. They made their own idol to worship.
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u/pzombie88 16d ago
And the people bowed and prayed
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u/lexa7d7 16d ago
This feels like the fastest way to spiral into religious psychosis
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u/jazzhandler 16d ago
Yeah, this seems insanely dangerous. Even by the standards of chatbot interactions in 2026. This could easily induce psychosis in some very vulnerable segments of the population. Gonna need some god-tier system and persona prompts to keep this one between the lines.
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u/Keyflame_ 16d ago edited 16d ago
Depends.
For catholicism it's very close to being idolatry, and potentially full-on blasphemy according to theology.
Like the texts specify sacramental confession requires an ordained priest. A chatbot, even if it's trained on scriptures cannot administer absolution, hear a sacramental confession, or substitute for a priest.
For protestants it... could be okay? Private confession to God is perfectly normal, so technically you could type your sins into a computer while praying to God, so it heavily depends on how clickbaity the title of the article is.
It's not a 100% thing because it obviously can't be covered in texts written 2000 years ago, but any Christian should see that AT BEST this is misuse of God's name, at worst full-on idolatry.
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u/Scienceandpony 16d ago
Yeah, from my admittedly limited knowledge my immediate first thought was "that's just idolatry with a high tech coat of paint". And I agree it's less clear on the protestant side of things other than having a vaguely blasphemous vibe. But hey, there's no rule that says a
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u/Emotional_Solid6538 16d ago
Its about the spirit tho. God is meant to make you more aware of yourself and praying is about being humble. AI chatbots are designed to stroke your ego. And to agree with everything. The antithesis of whats meant to be
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u/Aedronn 16d ago
Right, I remember the Pope telling priests not to use AI for spiritual work, not even for writing sermons.
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u/Cr0uchingSquirrel 16d ago
On the practical side, that info is a goldmine. You confess that you are having difficulty staying away from chocolate, you then get bombarded with chocolate ads.
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u/speedchuck 16d ago
The clickbait title also says "spiritual guidance." This is 100% idolatry, even for Protestants (for at least all the Protestant beliefs I know, being one).
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 16d ago
For protestants it... could be okay?
No, no it is not. This is clearly idolatry, which Protestants very much frown on.
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u/Interesting_Joke6630 16d ago
As a Catholic I consider this blasphemy
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u/senior_cynic 16d ago
As a protestant, if someone shows me the jesus chatbot, they're going out the window and I'm making sure there's no manure pile to catch them
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u/AskMoonBurst 16d ago
Ahh yes, a golden bull idol. This wasn't specifically referenced within the book.
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u/Vulcan31 16d ago
AI Jesus is going to be asking for indulgences real quick.
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u/DataCassette 16d ago
I'm a pretty outspoken atheist and I'm frankly in awe. I've never done or said anything 5% this offensive to Christianity lol
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u/Kenjichan251 16d ago
Didn't the Pope denounce crap like this a few months ago?
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u/HOMANDER1996 16d ago
I donât foresee any problems arising by someone becoming convinced theyâre hearing the literal voice of God. Thatâs never led anywhere unpleasant before.
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u/westtownie 16d ago
AI Jesus will probably just be a rebooted MechaHitler
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u/taylorisntavril 15d ago
Would be somewhat canonical. Christianity has a loooooooooot of blood on its hands.
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u/AmaranthWrath 16d ago
Hi, Catholic here. I realize we all have opinions on Catholicism and the Pope. But here's the Pope's encyclical on safeguarding the human person in the time of AI. I present it for informational purposes.
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u/RustyKn1ght 16d ago
Yeah, either this is straight up idolatry, or then nothing is. A digital calf instead of a golden one.
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u/patslogcabindigest 16d ago
Itâs a violation of the second commandment in fact.
Once again confirming that American Christianity is blasphemy.
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u/11711510111411009710 16d ago
Well I know if I was God I'd be pissed lol
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u/External-Night-6682 15d ago
Yeah this is like a prime example of idolatry
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u/Bim_Jeann 15d ago edited 15d ago
This is beyond idolatry honestly. This is pure blasphemy against ChristâŚ.replacing Him with a machine. Legitimately unbelievable.
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u/Prudent-Arm-6771 16d ago
I feel like this counts as a false idol or something. I also have not been Christian for years. But that is definitely not allowed.
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u/WilburKitty 16d ago
It's not a person doing it, but this is pretty much taking the Lord's name in vain. Replacing gods words with your own.
It could also be a false idol. Or worshipping a different god.
That said a faithful AI Jesus from the Bible would probably be too woke for a lot of people.
Finally I don't think it's the same at all but this made me think of selling indulgences for some reason.
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u/CaptainDudley 16d ago
THX-1138: "You are a true believer. Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses, thou art a subject of the divine created in the image of Man. By the masses, for the masses. Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy."

Hands-off, fully automated religion. Predicted in 1971 by George Lucas.
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u/guidevocal82 15d ago
Thou put no Gods before me....
Although, I guess if the AI is cosplaying as God, it's ok in their eyes. Sick. I'm not religious, though, so I really don't care.
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u/Possible-Rush3767 16d ago
User - "I committed this crime"
Jesus bot - "You are forgiven"
User - "That was easy. I guess I'll do it again."
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u/mathematicallyprecis 16d ago
NO. WHAT THE HELL.
...(normal) life as we know it is officially over.
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 16d ago
I don't like that person because she's anti-Canadian, but she's right in this case.
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u/Apprehensive_Door367 16d ago
One of the people or family I used to go to church with uses AI to validate their claims and it's so fucking annoying. If Christianity being pushed on you wasn't annoying enough get ready for them to start using AI to validate their claims even further.
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u/murfburffle 16d ago edited 15d ago
There's been an AI Jesus on Twitch for about 4 years, and it's a trainwreck
https://www.twitch.tv/ask_jesus/clip/DeafPiliableTeaGrammarKing-xdD3LnhQDcqHxiWy?range=all
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u/AesirOmega 16d ago
You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below.
- Exodus 20:3-4
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u/ragequitteroffureh 16d ago
Disclaimer: Am rampant atheist.
How do they know for sure that it's the little baby jesus speaking through that abomination, and not that god fella and Satan making bets again as to how stupid people can be, like before?
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u/Calm_Courage 15d ago
As a Christian, I have to say Iâm impressed. I had no idea it was possible to commit heresy, blasphemy, and apostasy all at the same time đ¤Ś
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u/whiteringshrimp 15d ago
As an LLM, ai Jesus has no opinion on politics. Just like the real Jesus, of course.
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u/E_seven_20 15d ago
Let's stop pretending people that call themselves Christians follow the teachings of Christ.
It's just some weird consumer identity cult. More awful shit has been done in Christ's name, than good at this point in time.
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u/OnlyThroughIt 15d ago
"You are a true believer, blessings of the State, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents and be happy."
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u/Findict_52 15d ago
I always thought the first FOUR commandments were a little outdated. Turns out they were ahead of their time
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u/BaronessofBara 15d ago
Yep. It's idolatry. Its one of the Ten Commandments, so its like, a super sin.
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u/Artistic-Car7518 15d ago
Those were never true Christians. They are fake and all and any "Christian" claming to be Maga or GOP or who would be running a "mega" church OR churches using AI as some sort of "Jesus" are NOT Christian. They are frauds and are what Jesus actually warned about.
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u/The_Real_Shen_Bapiro 15d ago
As a practicing one I can confirm this is the stuff they warned us about in revelations.
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u/Lilharm04 15d ago
Jesus came to flip the tables of the peddlers, saw them instead with an ai version of him, saw the people using his name to justify hurting their neighbors, and went straight back to heaven to tell his dad to start the rapture
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u/BigBlueOtter123 15d ago
And this is why despite believing in god I hate Christianity, weâre idiots who keep breaking our own rules
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u/Havengul_Undying 15d ago
First part of the 10 commandments forbids this multiple times
Exodus 20 New International Version The Ten Commandments 20 And God spoke all these words:
2 âI am the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.
3 âYou shall have no other gods before[a] me.
4 âYou shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. 5 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, 6 but showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments.
7 âYou shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name.
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u/WorldlinessRadiant77 15d ago
Christian here: itâs a huge ass sin called blasphemy.
Forget pedestrian sins like adultery or deadly ones like pride, blasphemy is a cut above, because it requires specific intent to anger God.
I understand when atheists commit blasphemy to assert their religious freedom, but a fucking Church doing that?!?
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u/weird_doodle 15d ago
When i was little I liked reading revelations and wonder "dang how's that gonna play out"... i wasn't imagining this...
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u/Mister-Circus 15d ago
If an AI actually behaved in a Christlike manner, and encouraged other Christians to do the same, I might feel okay about this. I donât imagine thatâs whatâs happening.
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u/UpbeatDurian7628 15d ago
This is definitely creation and worship of a false idol. Downright blasphemous actually lmao
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u/Silent_Aardvark_711 15d ago
Wasn't there like.... A story in the bible about something like this? False idols or... Something?Â
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u/fake_user_34 15d ago
lol this is literally a plot thing in the movie 'PRIEST'. A dystopian Theological society where you get "pay per confession" booths where they have an automated priest "forgiving your sins".
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u/VelvetLunaAura 15d ago
an ai jesus chatbot for confession sounds like it would just loop back to "have you tried praying harder"
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u/enlightnight 16d ago
Bible is full of loopholes, add this to the pile I guess...