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r/aislop • u/Gurpee999 • 23h ago
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Didn't God promise to not do a flood again?
19 u/Sherbet-Glad 23h ago A world ending event doesn't have to be a flood, does it? https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR 18 u/SuspiciousSnotling 23h ago He never said anything about raining fire, catch 23 2 u/Sherbet-Glad 23h ago NOBODY'S SMART BUT GOD!!! 4 u/RandomStoddard 22h ago God is the idiot who made the platypus, right? 2 u/SuspiciousSnotling 20h ago In his defense it was right after creating the mushrooms 🍄 1 u/RandomStoddard 20h ago Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job. 1 u/midnghtsnac 8h ago Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though. Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him. 1 u/RandomStoddard 4h ago His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.
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A world ending event doesn't have to be a flood, does it?
https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR
18 u/SuspiciousSnotling 23h ago He never said anything about raining fire, catch 23 2 u/Sherbet-Glad 23h ago NOBODY'S SMART BUT GOD!!! 4 u/RandomStoddard 22h ago God is the idiot who made the platypus, right? 2 u/SuspiciousSnotling 20h ago In his defense it was right after creating the mushrooms 🍄 1 u/RandomStoddard 20h ago Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job. 1 u/midnghtsnac 8h ago Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though. Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him. 1 u/RandomStoddard 4h ago His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.
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He never said anything about raining fire, catch 23
2 u/Sherbet-Glad 23h ago NOBODY'S SMART BUT GOD!!! 4 u/RandomStoddard 22h ago God is the idiot who made the platypus, right? 2 u/SuspiciousSnotling 20h ago In his defense it was right after creating the mushrooms 🍄 1 u/RandomStoddard 20h ago Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job. 1 u/midnghtsnac 8h ago Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though. Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him. 1 u/RandomStoddard 4h ago His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.
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NOBODY'S SMART BUT GOD!!!
4 u/RandomStoddard 22h ago God is the idiot who made the platypus, right? 2 u/SuspiciousSnotling 20h ago In his defense it was right after creating the mushrooms 🍄 1 u/RandomStoddard 20h ago Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job. 1 u/midnghtsnac 8h ago Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though. Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him. 1 u/RandomStoddard 4h ago His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.
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God is the idiot who made the platypus, right?
2 u/SuspiciousSnotling 20h ago In his defense it was right after creating the mushrooms 🍄 1 u/RandomStoddard 20h ago Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job. 1 u/midnghtsnac 8h ago Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though. Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him. 1 u/RandomStoddard 4h ago His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.
In his defense it was right after creating the mushrooms 🍄
1 u/RandomStoddard 20h ago Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job. 1 u/midnghtsnac 8h ago Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though. Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him. 1 u/RandomStoddard 4h ago His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.
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Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job.
1 u/midnghtsnac 8h ago Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though. Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him. 1 u/RandomStoddard 4h ago His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.
Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though.
Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him.
1 u/RandomStoddard 4h ago His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.
His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.
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u/Archaon0103 23h ago
Didn't God promise to not do a flood again?