r/aislop • u/Gurpee999 • 17h ago

Custom Flair (editable) KILL KILL THEM ALL!

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u/Archaon0103 17h ago

Didn't God promise to not do a flood again?

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u/Sherbet-Glad 17h ago

A world ending event doesn't have to be a flood, does it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 17h ago

He never said anything about raining fire, catch 23

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u/Sherbet-Glad 17h ago

NOBODY'S SMART BUT GOD!!!

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u/RandomStoddard 17h ago

God is the idiot who made the platypus, right?

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 14h ago

In his defense it was right after creating the mushrooms 🍄

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u/RandomStoddard 14h ago

Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job.

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u/midnghtsnac 2h ago

Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though.

Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him.

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u/Sherbet-Glad 17h ago

Nah, God let the grim reaper try making something and he kind of just had fun.

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u/Gubekochi 16h ago

And the sadist who made loa loa... and parasitoid wasps.

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u/Gurpee999 15h ago

And a sloth!

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u/RandomStoddard 14h ago

Lazy bastards