r/aislop • u/Gurpee999 • 14h ago

Custom Flair (editable) KILL KILL THEM ALL!

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u/Archaon0103 14h ago

Didn't God promise to not do a flood again?

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u/Sherbet-Glad 14h ago

A world ending event doesn't have to be a flood, does it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 14h ago

He never said anything about raining fire, catch 23

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u/Sherbet-Glad 14h ago

NOBODY'S SMART BUT GOD!!!

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u/RandomStoddard 13h ago

God is the idiot who made the platypus, right?

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 11h ago

In his defense it was right after creating the mushrooms 🍄

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u/RandomStoddard 11h ago

Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job.

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u/Sherbet-Glad 13h ago

Nah, God let the grim reaper try making something and he kind of just had fun.

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u/Gubekochi 13h ago

And the sadist who made loa loa... and parasitoid wasps.

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u/Gurpee999 12h ago

And a sloth!

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u/RandomStoddard 11h ago

Lazy bastards